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#17565 - 03 Jan 06 07:25 advice for women from Aunty Oprah
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Buat para perempuan pencari cintah, dengarkan kata Tante Oprah:)

1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you,nothing can make him stay.
2. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
3. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
4. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better.
5. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
6. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve, then heck no, you can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
7. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
8. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
9. The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
10. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?
11. Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
12. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up.
13. Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later.
14. You cannot change a man's behavior. Change comes from within.
15. Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are... even if he has more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
16. Never let a man define who you are.
17. Never borrow someone else's man.
18. If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
19. A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
20. All men are NOT dogs.
21. You should not be the one doing all the bending ... compromise is a two way street.
22. You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute about baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.
23. You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals...look for someone complimentary...not supplementary.
24. Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.
25. Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always know where you are, and you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted.
26. Never move into his mother's house.
27. Never co-sign for a man.
28. Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need. Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

Share this with other women and men (just so they know)... You'll make someone smile, another rethink her choices, and another woman prepare. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them.
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#17566 - 04 Jan 06 11:12 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
and the advice for men:

1. NEVER give a girl your cellfone number (use a diffenret pre-paid SIM for each new girl)

2. NEVER give a girl your real name.

3. NEVER let her know where you live (take her to your place blindfolded)

4. NEVER let her know you have any money (use two wallets, let her see the one with small change in it.)

5. NEVER meet her parents/family (unless the mother/sister is cute and worth stuffing.

6. ALWAYS dump her within 30 days. it will end sooner or pater, better make it sooner.

7. ALWAYS get her cute friends phone numbers. think of the future.

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#17567 - 04 Jan 06 12:26 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
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Registered: 09 Nov 05
Posts: 185
Loc: Jakarta
Kuku, don't smile evenmore laugh.. I only want to stop by and make sure you are okay here LOL..
you're email / message in my yahoo and friendster really irritating me..

hahaha I laugh at floor..you are easily get pranked LOL..
I love to see guys easily being fooled..
Bye again..(for good..hehehe)
maybe i wil be back after you knock my doors..


PS : my real name is SH not SM, so i hope you are lucky with that SM girl LOL
Buona giornata
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#17568 - 04 Jan 06 12:55 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by douce_qipus:
Kuku, don't smile evenmore laugh.. I only want to stop by and make sure you are okay here LOL..
you're email / message in my yahoo and friendster really irritating me..

hahaha I laugh at floor..you are easily get pranked LOL..
I love to see guys easily being fooled..
Bye again..(for good..hehehe)
maybe i wil be back after you knock my doors..

hi DQ..welcome any more..nice to see you again here...
where have you been mate?? we miss you here...
ohhh...you wannit Kuku to knock your door...no worries I'll PM him and ask to knock your door...
but as far as I know..Kuku is a person very difficult to knock the door to other person...he prefer someone alse knock his doors...
if I ask to Rosco now Pola Bear or RG orrr other guys here..what do you think..DQ

merry X'Mas and Happy Ney Year any way....
love
jokgirl

PS : my real name is SH not SM, so i hope you are lucky with that SM girl LOL
Buona giornata
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#17569 - 04 Jan 06 13:04 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
sonya_tea Offline
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
Posts: 89
Loc: Bandung
all..i'm jelous with DQ...
for long time I'm not here..but no body miss me and nobody send me private massage...
maybe I'll keep to post here...

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#17570 - 04 Jan 06 13:22 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Sonya, I miss you all the time.

come and sit in my igloo.....

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#17571 - 05 Jan 06 10:11 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
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Registered: 02 Dec 05
Posts: 29
Loc: jakarta
Sonya,
do you need a message or massage? i can deliver both.

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#17572 - 05 Jan 06 10:18 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
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On the other hand, here's the perfect woman ...

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#17573 - 05 Jan 06 10:32 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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I though there was no such thing, then along came Inggrit.....

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#17574 - 05 Jan 06 16:11 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
sonya_tea Offline
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
Posts: 89
Loc: Bandung
Quote:
Originally posted by BlueBoy:
Sonya,
do you need a message or massage? i can deliver both.
what do you meant blue boy?
why not you?
maybe I need you to massage me here.. wink

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#17575 - 05 Jan 06 16:36 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by sonya_pisan:
Quote:
Originally posted by BlueBoy:
Sonya,
do you need a message or massage? i can deliver both.
what do you meant blue boy?
why not you?
maybe I need you to massage me here.. wink
Sonya..plz be understand..what BB says..
don't ever try to be innocence if you join here...
because it's nonsence.. wink
try to show off your self truely..the guys here prefer if you're show off.. wink
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#17576 - 05 Jan 06 16:47 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Nooooooooooooooooo

Im looking for sweet innocent Indo girl :-)

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#17577 - 05 Jan 06 17:14 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
BlueBoy Offline
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Registered: 02 Dec 05
Posts: 29
Loc: jakarta
Sonya, what a coincidence....i have to travel to bandung every other week. usually i stay at the sheraton. know of a more romantic place to give a special massage to you?

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#17578 - 05 Jan 06 18:30 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Bloody typical.... Its ok BlueBoy, just push me out the way and steal Sonya :-)

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#17579 - 05 Jan 06 19:12 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
dara Offline
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Registered: 05 Jan 06
Posts: 17
Loc: Depok
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
On the other hand, here's the perfect woman ...

I want to ask to you all, is it ok for you all if a house wife join here??? smile

I only have time in the night to join JakChat,
when i login and i choise the advice for women from aunty oprah...i see this pic..why you put this pic to JakChat? for what??
for showing that women have nice body and it will make you guys be horny... wink

actually, very sorry to said that i married with childrenn, very sorry!! eek
necessarily I didn't say that i had a husband and pretend as single:)

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#17580 - 05 Jan 06 19:22 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Its ok Dara, a married girl can have just as much fun as a single girl :-)

and remember, you always have someone to cuddle at night.....

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#17581 - 05 Jan 06 19:29 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
sonya_tea Offline
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
Posts: 89
Loc: Bandung
Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
Nooooooooooooooooo

Im looking for sweet innocent Indo girl :-)
im really innocence Pola Bear!
you wannit a proof..come to my place.. wink

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#17582 - 05 Jan 06 19:30 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quote:
Originally posted by dara:
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
On the other hand, here's the perfect woman ...
I want to ask to you all, is it ok for you all if a house wife join here??? smile
why not?! the world is full of housewives. JakChat is not the sole preserve of sex fiends, though you could be forgiven for thinking otherwise sometimes wink

Quote:
actually, very sorry to said that i married with childrenn, very sorry!! eek
necessarily I didn't say that i had a husband and pretend as single smile
wuhu! well, you could always register again with a new name!
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#17583 - 05 Jan 06 19:34 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by sonya_pisan:
im really innocence Pola Bear!
you wannit a proof..come to my place.. wink
I am on my way Sonya......

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#17584 - 05 Jan 06 19:41 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
dara Offline
Member

Registered: 05 Jan 06
Posts: 17
Loc: Depok
Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
Its ok Dara, a married girl can have just as much fun as a single girl :-)

and remember, you always have someone to cuddle at night.....
thanx a lots, im here pure for fun,
sometimes I bored with my all activities in home,
arranged chlidren and husband, reading books, tabloid, magazine and tried to join with ibu-ibu pkk.
my husband asked to join here, i dont know what the reason?

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#17585 - 05 Jan 06 19:44 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
If you get bored Dara, I'm always here to entertain you! how old are your children? Boys or girls?

You are lucky to have children, i was married for 13 years but my wife did not want children :-(

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#17586 - 05 Jan 06 19:50 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
dara Offline
Member

Registered: 05 Jan 06
Posts: 17
Loc: Depok
really? so sorry for that!
sure, Im proud to became a mom, always try to be nice mom.. smile
I married when I was 22 year old, 1st son, 2 year old and the 2nd 10 month..

thanx a lots if you want to be my intertainer.. smile

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#17587 - 05 Jan 06 19:56 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
dara Offline
Member

Registered: 05 Jan 06
Posts: 17
Loc: Depok
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
Quote:
Originally posted by dara:
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
On the other hand, here's the perfect woman ...
I want to ask to you all, is it ok for you all if a house wife join here??? smile
why not?! the world is full of housewives. JakChat is not the sole preserve of sex fiends, though you could be forgiven for thinking otherwise sometimes wink

Quote:
actually, very sorry to said that i married with childrenn, very sorry!! eek
necessarily I didn't say that i had a husband and pretend as single smile
wuhu! well, you could always register again with a new name!
i dont think so, im proud enough to became a housewife and join here..
thank for your solution! smile

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#17588 - 05 Jan 06 20:00 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by dara:
really? so sorry for that!
sure, Im proud to became a mom, always try to be nice mom.. smile
I married when I was 22 year old, 1st son, 2 year old and the 2nd 10 month..

thanx a lots if you want to be my intertainer.. smile
TWO BOYS!!!!

your sooooo lucky.

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#17589 - 05 Jan 06 20:04 Re: advice for women from Aunty Oprah
dara Offline
Member

Registered: 05 Jan 06
Posts: 17
Loc: Depok
thank you.. smile

im coming here not talkin my chiledren but talking other, as I said pure for fun..
so aske me to talk about the other topic.. wink

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