Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship Between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

LOL!

if iam married i won't be like that women LOL

so that's why untill 2day I didn't yet want to marry, cause I worried after get marry I still making an affair with somebody else.

thats funny!! LOL!!

Too funny, I just HAD to put it on my facebook

Moral: men are dirty lying cheating bastards.

including you ku?

Q:Why is the area above a womans hips but below her chest called a waist?
A: because you could easily fit another pair of boobs in there.

Q: why do women have legs?
A: so they don't leave snail trails.

That assumes you make them wet, Ku....

They will only wank you off with their left paw.

Here speaks the voice of experience.

i would be that women,
if i get a husband so bloody boring person type.

mmm...why then would you marry him?

because husbands make nice pets.

is it bloody boring?

not if you get the right one. some husbands can keep you amused for hours and hours. and they can be very cheap to maintain.

How most men become husbands:

that because man are play to be fakes so good when you in relationship,
and after 1 year you get marriage, he'll become totally deferent person.
that why i like being single. more simple.

Choose to be single =

Choose to be single =

A scene from Casa Vulgy:

And one from Marmz Mansions: