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#17444 - 13 Jan 06 13:53 friendship
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship Between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
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#17445 - 13 Jan 06 14:02 Re: friendship
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LOL!
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#17446 - 13 Jan 06 14:04 Re: friendship
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if iam married i won't be like that women LOL
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#17447 - 13 Jan 06 14:29 Re: friendship
cherry Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by inggrit brown:
if iam married i won't be like that women LOL
so that's why untill 2day I didn't yet want to marry, cause I worried after get marry I still making an affair with somebody else.
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#105978 - 06 Nov 09 15:41 Re: friendship [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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thats funny!! LOL!! laugh
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#106786 - 02 Dec 09 17:14 Re: friendship [Re: adelina]
AJay Offline
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Too funny, I just HAD to put it on my facebook

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#106787 - 02 Dec 09 17:36 Re: friendship [Re: AJay]
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Moral: men are dirty lying cheating bastards.
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#106794 - 03 Dec 09 10:24 Re: friendship [Re: KuKuKaChu]
adelina Offline
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including you ku?
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#106795 - 03 Dec 09 11:05 Re: friendship [Re: adelina]
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Q:Why is the area above a womans hips but below her chest called a waist?
A: because you could easily fit another pair of boobs in there.
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#106797 - 03 Dec 09 11:41 Re: friendship [Re: Om Pong]
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Q: why do women have legs?
A: so they don't leave snail trails.
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#106812 - 03 Dec 09 21:34 Re: friendship [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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That assumes you make them wet, Ku....
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#106813 - 03 Dec 09 21:52 Re: friendship [Re: Marmalade]
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#106814 - 03 Dec 09 22:41 Re: friendship [Re: Vulgarian]
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Loc: Jak
They will only wank you off with their left paw.
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#106815 - 03 Dec 09 22:48 Re: friendship [Re: Marmalade]
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Pujangga

Registered: 25 Apr 08
Posts: 2369
Loc: Jakarta
Here speaks the voice of experience.
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#108135 - 30 Jan 10 20:51 Re: friendship [Re: Vulgarian]
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Registered: 21 Jan 10
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i would be that women,
if i get a husband so bloody boring person type.

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#108180 - 01 Feb 10 17:27 Re: friendship [Re: Stranger]
adelina Offline
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Quoting: Stranger
i would be that women,
if i get a husband so bloody boring person type.

mmm...why then would you marry him?
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#108181 - 01 Feb 10 17:38 Re: friendship [Re: adelina]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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because husbands make nice pets.
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#108183 - 01 Feb 10 17:51 Re: friendship [Re: KuKuKaChu]
adelina Offline
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is it bloody boring?
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#108184 - 01 Feb 10 17:57 Re: friendship [Re: adelina]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Loc: Centre of the Universe
not if you get the right one. some husbands can keep you amused for hours and hours. and they can be very cheap to maintain.
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#108187 - 01 Feb 10 22:51 Re: friendship [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Pujangga

Registered: 25 Apr 08
Posts: 2369
Loc: Jakarta
How most men become husbands:

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I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that.

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#108307 - 04 Feb 10 22:48 Re: friendship [Re: adelina]
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Registered: 21 Jan 10
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Quoting: adelina
Quoting: Stranger
i would be that women,
if i get a husband so bloody boring person type.

mmm...why then would you marry him?


that because man are play to be fakes so good when you in relationship,
and after 1 year you get marriage, he'll become totally deferent person.
that why i like being single. more simple.

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#108343 - 05 Feb 10 13:06 Re: friendship [Re: Stranger]
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Registered: 18 Apr 08
Posts: 2471
Loc: Jak
Choose to be single = fat
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#108345 - 05 Feb 10 13:25 Re: friendship [Re: Marmalade]
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Pujangga

Registered: 25 Apr 08
Posts: 2369
Loc: Jakarta
Choose to be single =
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I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that.

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#108349 - 05 Feb 10 13:36 Re: friendship [Re: Vulgarian]
Marmalade Offline
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Registered: 18 Apr 08
Posts: 2471
Loc: Jak
A scene from Casa Vulgy:
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#108353 - 05 Feb 10 13:49 Re: friendship [Re: Marmalade]
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Pujangga

Registered: 25 Apr 08
Posts: 2369
Loc: Jakarta
And one from Marmz Mansions:

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