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#17423 - 21 Nov 05 16:36 what did you miss...
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what did you miss from your last bf/gf or last nightstand man/ girl or your last date?

hmm...i miss his swimming pool :p
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#17424 - 21 Nov 05 16:53 Re: what did you miss...
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bf: his ******* [censored] laugh
date: ...hmmm... who was my last date? was that a date? ummm... I don't think so :p
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#17425 - 21 Nov 05 17:09 Re: what did you miss...
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Quote:
Originally posted by fuselage:
bf: his ******* [censored] laugh
censored? this forum isn't censored!

watch this: shit. fuck, cunt.

See? Nothing happened. No star, star, star; no nothing like that ...

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#17426 - 21 Nov 05 17:15 Re: what did you miss...
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I miss her doggy. She had a very nice retriever puppy. I miss Jakartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. But will be back soon

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#17427 - 21 Nov 05 17:16 Re: what did you miss...
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....actually I was going to say that I've been missing his tender-loving-care.... but I thought it sounds so touchy laugh
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#17428 - 21 Nov 05 17:23 Re: what did you miss...
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I miss her doggy. She had a very nice retriever puppy. I miss Jakartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. But will be back soon
back for dog? err...i mean back for good? :p
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#17429 - 21 Nov 05 17:25 Re: what did you miss...
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Quote:
Originally posted by preman:
Quote:
Originally posted by fuselage:
bf: his ******* [censored] laugh
censored? this forum isn't censored!

watch this: sh*t. f**k, c**t.

See? Nothing happened. No star, star, star; no nothing like that ...
F**K you preman!!!
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#17430 - 21 Nov 05 17:26 Re: what did you miss...
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hey!!! they censored mine!!! tis is not fair!!! *marah*
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#17431 - 21 Nov 05 17:27 Re: what did you miss...
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alamak! wash that foul mouth, lady!!
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#17432 - 21 Nov 05 17:33 Re: what did you miss...
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im washing...im washing...i need more water pleaseeee...and sugar and tea also laugh
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#17433 - 21 Nov 05 17:46 Re: what did you miss...
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back for dog? err...i mean back for good?


Not for dog thatīs passed station frown Yeahhh hope to be back for real long time.

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#17434 - 22 Nov 05 08:43 Re: what did you miss...
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Quote:
Originally posted by ordbin:
I miss her doggy.
Doggy style = nice

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#17435 - 22 Nov 05 09:34 Re: what did you miss...
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Quote:
Originally posted by fuselage:
....actually I was going to say that I've been missing his tender-loving-care.... but I thought it sounds so touchy laugh
good grief ...
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#17436 - 22 Nov 05 16:50 Re: what did you miss...
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oh well, that's the best I could do... laugh
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#17437 - 23 Nov 05 15:10 Re: what did you miss...
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I missed my wallet from my last one night stand.

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#17438 - 23 Nov 05 15:35 Re: what did you miss...
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oh i got your wallet, but no money in it. damn!
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#17439 - 23 Nov 05 16:02 Re: what did you miss...
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I never have mnoney in my wallet on one night stands :-)

Or the Ayam takes it all.

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#17440 - 24 Nov 05 17:19 Re: what did you miss...
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I miss her pussy.

Cute little brown thing. Used to love me tickling under its chin.

Bugger could bite though!!!

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#17441 - 24 Nov 05 17:48 Re: what did you miss...
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meeow

laugh
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#17442 - 24 Nov 05 17:52 Re: what did you miss...
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I have seen soem mean looking pussies in Jakarta :-)

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#17443 - 24 Nov 05 17:59 Re: what did you miss...
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not mine..i dont have cat :p
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#106833 - 04 Dec 09 12:13 Re: what did you miss... [Re: i_beth]
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Registered: 26 Aug 09
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Loc: Jakarta Indonesia
I once went back to my Ex's Kampung, I miss her beautiful Cock,




you know the one that crowed in the morning..Cock-a-doodle doo

Well, that was my ex, coz...any any-cock'll do

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#106835 - 04 Dec 09 12:56 Re: what did you miss... [Re: Burnie]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
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fail
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#106838 - 04 Dec 09 21:01 Re: what did you miss... [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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You should give annual awards to people who revive the most pointless threads with the most pointless comments. Like a commenting Darwin Award.
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#106850 - 05 Dec 09 11:53 Re: what did you miss... [Re: Marmalade]
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Wouldn't annual be a bit too infrequent?

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