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#17288 - 07 Feb 06 23:05 Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
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#17289 - 08 Feb 06 08:05 Re: Shortest Fairy Tale
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smile that sounds just like our Polar Bear, the original english-australian alpha male ...
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#17290 - 08 Feb 06 09:29 Re: Shortest Fairy Tale
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Calling me a Fairy frown

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#17291 - 08 Feb 06 15:53 Re: Shortest Fairy Tale
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i would never call you a fairy, bear. not while you're holding that M16.
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#17292 - 08 Feb 06 15:57 Re: Shortest Fairy Tale
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and the gurl was me..
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#17293 - 08 Feb 06 16:12 Re: Shortest Fairy Tale
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Ha ha ha. I like it. Very funny.
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#17294 - 08 Feb 06 16:16 Re: Shortest Fairy Tale
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Ha ha ha. I like it. Very funny.
huahaha.. you're so funny and scary :p
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#17295 - 10 Feb 06 10:34 Re: Shortest Fairy Tale
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Originally posted by v8dave:
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
tell me how many fish did you get from the fishing, how many chicken & ducks did you get from the hunting??
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#17296 - 10 Feb 06 10:42 Re: Shortest Fairy Tale
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Did you know in Indonesia a golf course has 19 holes??? And the 19nd hole is carrying your clubs al day laugh

Sometimes I start and end with the 19nd hole wink
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