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#17199 - 28 Jan 06 12:11 inflatable wife
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#17200 - 28 Jan 06 12:49 Re: inflatable wife
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I keep looking for the inflation valve on Jakgirl. blowing up her ass doesnt seem to work....

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#17201 - 28 Jan 06 12:54 Re: inflatable wife
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Originally posted by Polar Bear:
I keep looking for the inflation valve on Jakgirl. blowing up her ass doesnt seem to work....
wrong hole, you idiot!
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#17202 - 28 Jan 06 13:22 Re: inflatable wife
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sorry, the instructions were in Indonesian. I translated it to be "Blow the asshole up"!

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#17203 - 28 Jan 06 14:21 Re: inflatable wife
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gee..! that's really old manual, never been updated for many years, though might work for my big fat uncle, he is kinda boring complicated dude! he is 40 yrs old virgin, single, and don't even have a dog..perfect loser! he'll love that manual and try to look for the perfect wife smile
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#17204 - 28 Jan 06 14:33 Re: inflatable wife
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I keep looking for the inflation valve on Jakgirl. blowing up her ass doesnt seem to work....
You didn't try harder honey, look again and pay attention! told you its hidden!
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#17205 - 28 Jan 06 14:40 Re: inflatable wife
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Maybe if I try pumping......

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#17206 - 28 Jan 06 14:41 Re: inflatable wife
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sorry, the instructions were in Indonesian. I translated it to be "Blow the asshole up"!
Actually its "lick my arse off" laugh in Balinese
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#17207 - 28 Jan 06 16:08 Re: inflatable wife
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AAAAAAHHHHHH

Thats what "Kissmyass" means smile

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#17208 - 28 Jan 06 19:28 Re: inflatable wife
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sorry, the instructions were in Indonesian. I translated it to be "Blow the asshole up"!
looks like they mixed up the jamaah islamiah manual with the blow up wife manual. could happen to anyone i guess.
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#17209 - 28 Jan 06 20:37 Re: inflatable wife
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KuKuKachu, I have this really big pump. Maybe I should plug it into Jakgirl and give it a few thrusts. Maybe that will inflate her a little....

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#17210 - 28 Jan 06 20:45 Re: inflatable wife
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frankly bear, i think she's already a little overinflated.
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#17211 - 29 Jan 06 06:11 Re: inflatable wife
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I once bit her on the bum, she farted and flew out the window smile

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#17212 - 29 Jan 06 07:27 Re: inflatable wife
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careful bear, I have a powerful hurrican that can swing you around like kuku's avatar!
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#17213 - 29 Jan 06 07:36 Re: inflatable wife
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You do a mean Blow Job darling!!!

When do we marry?

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#17214 - 29 Jan 06 08:25 Re: inflatable wife
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When do we marry?...when you have the ring honey!
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#17215 - 29 Jan 06 08:28 Re: inflatable wife
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Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
frankly bear, i think she's already a little overinflated.
You think?! come on Kuku darling..you know better wink
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#17216 - 29 Jan 06 08:37 Re: inflatable wife
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KuKuKachu, I have this really big pump. Maybe I should plug it into Jakgirl and give it a few thrusts. Maybe that will inflate her a little....
I'm so damn curious how big is it PB wink
would you kindly show me the pump please?
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#17217 - 29 Jan 06 10:52 Re: inflatable wife
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Do you REALLY want me to PM a photo???

big pumps are a serious feature in my family.

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#17218 - 30 Jan 06 02:35 Re: inflatable wife
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Yes please, show me the monster, Bear!

BTW, the pic in official uniform sitting on the chair, you really looked like a Magister militum in the Roman Empire wink my fav is the one looking for lost notes in soldier uniform, kinda hot! wonder how big his gun is.. :p
The one taken on xmas eve..that looked like a drunken broken hearted Don Juan rejected by the Argentinian mamasita Eva Peron..LOL!
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#17219 - 30 Jan 06 03:48 Re: inflatable wife
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Damn..this Swiss dude Roger Federer wins again! saw him crying on tv. Amazing..this his 7th Grand Slam title at the Australian Open. That was his 2nd title this year-ExxonMobil Open in Doha, Qatar. And he is kinda NOT very hot..LOL! his nose is too big..I suggest he visit plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills to fix it.

Don't know what happenned with my hot dude Andy Roddick, he has lost to the Aussie finalist every year since 2002 frown
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#17220 - 30 Jan 06 13:08 Re: inflatable wife
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Big nose = BIG WHOPPER......

Glad you liked the photos. I dont know about hot though. No sleep for 48 hours, cannot find my briefing notes, its 2am and the Platoon Commanders are sittingo utside waitng for orders for tomorrow.

You my darling are my Eva Peron.

Dont cry for me JakChat Ayam
The truth is, I want to f##k you

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#17221 - 30 Jan 06 13:19 Re: inflatable wife
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LOL! why is that everyone wants to fuck me..am taking it as a compliment btw smile
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#17222 - 30 Jan 06 13:45 Re: inflatable wife
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#17223 - 30 Jan 06 13:53 Re: inflatable wife
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Yeah..didn't see the gun on the pic, where is it honey? smile
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