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#15313 - 19 Jan 06 13:26 Why I fired my secretary
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Why I fired my secretary

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "happy birthday."

I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.

My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "good morning, boss, happy birthday!"

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, ďyou know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing Iíve heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.

We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously on the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" she said, "let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, Iím going to step into the bedroom for a moment.

I'll be right back. "Ok," I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "happy birthday".

And I just sat there.

On the couch.

Naked.

Thatís why I fired my secretary.
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#15314 - 19 Jan 06 13:42 Re: Why I fired my secretary
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Registered: 12 Jan 06
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Loc: Jakarta
oooopppsss....

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#15315 - 19 Jan 06 13:43 Re: Why I fired my secretary
inggrit brown Offline
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Registered: 18 Oct 05
Posts: 398
Loc: Jakarta
Haha...!

I thought you fired her because she does not have a BIg SUSU when you just realize only you and her at your Birthday wink
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#15316 - 19 Jan 06 13:51 Re: Why I fired my secretary
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
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Loc: disana-disini
Wow..nice surprised! happy belated birthday Kuku! but..you dind't finish the story yet...what did your wife said when she saw you naked (I like the naked part) wink did she spank you..?
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#15317 - 19 Jan 06 16:42 Re: Why I fired my secretary
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Registered: 09 Dec 05
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Loc: Surabaya
Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
what did your wife said when she saw you naked
I know what Kuku said.... This isnít what it looks like daring... please let me explain!
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#15318 - 19 Jan 06 16:47 Re: Why I fired my secretary
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If I caught my girl with another man I would immediately reach for camera and start shooting. :p
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#15319 - 19 Jan 06 16:56 Re: Why I fired my secretary
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When i hear the word culture - i reach for my gun!

"Wenn ich Kultur hŲre ... entsichere ich meinen Browning". Meaning: "Whenever I hear the word culture... I release the safety-catch of my Browning!" - Schlageter (Act 1, Scene 1)
(frequently attributed to Hermann Goering, but actually from a Hanns Johst play)

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#15320 - 20 Jan 06 14:58 Re: Why I fired my secretary
inggrit brown Offline
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Registered: 18 Oct 05
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Loc: Jakarta
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Originally posted by Risad Gir:
If I caught my girl with another man I would immediately reach for camera and start shooting. :p
better you join them for 3 Some addult wink
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#15321 - 20 Jan 06 16:58 Re: Why I fired my secretary
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Loc: Surabaya
Duh... of course... briliant... good idea! You take my camera then? :p
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#15322 - 21 Jan 06 08:27 Re: Why I fired my secretary
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
I used to have a video camera on a tripod in my bedroom.

every girl who came home with me would ask about it.

I would say I had a GF who wanted me to video us having sex. Almost EVERY girl would then want to make a movie. I have over 30 different videos of girls....

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#15323 - 21 Jan 06 08:47 Re: Why I fired my secretary
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Registered: 09 Dec 05
Posts: 548
Loc: Surabaya
I never keep souvenirs... I usually also not take a picture or video tape my food before I eat it.

I only have some pictures and some videos of girls that I once really loved. None of them are fcuk videos.

If I would film myself with a girl in bed, I would probably offend myself watching myself. laugh
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#15324 - 21 Jan 06 08:59 Re: Why I fired my secretary
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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When I was 18, I came home from University for Christmas holidays. In a local bar i met a woman called Isalbelle XXXXXXX. She was maybe 45-50. She picked me up, and took me to her home. She assured me her husband was away on business for the night.

we made love in front of a roaring log fire, on a sheepskin rug. very romantic, except she had two really bright lights on, and refused to turn them off. They were so bright i was in danger of geting a suntan on my ass!!! We did everything possible, then she sent me home.

A few weeks later My father ran into a friend called Jack. Jack said to my father "I saw your son last night". My fahter said "yes, he is home for the Christmas holidays, so I am not surprised you saw him". Jck said 'Oh no, Bill XXXXXX showed me an 8mm cine film of your lad f##ing his wife.

Turns out Bill and Isabelle were a couple of real perverts who enjoyed having her bring young guys home while Bill watched from a hole in the ceiling, and made home movies.

My mother went crazy and threw me out. My father thought it was funny.

I was in my prime at that time. i was cute, and could f##k all night long. I want a copy of that film for old times sake.

Bill and Isabelle divorced a few years later. Bill died of a heart attack, Isabelle died of old age a few years ago.

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#15325 - 21 Jan 06 12:03 Re: Why I fired my secretary
Diyu Offline
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Registered: 12 Nov 05
Posts: 324
Loc: new zealand
better you join them for 3 Some addult
and what i would add will he do with the kids and all his freinds, I am sure he,s not Tasmainian
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#15326 - 21 Jan 06 12:06 Re: Why I fired my secretary
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Loc: Sydney
LOL Diyu.
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