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#15223 - 04 Oct 06 13:28 Militia 1 Roads Dept 0
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
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funny thing just happened a few minutes ago outside the okusi office. roads dept were laying new asphalt. they come across the FBR militia car parked outside and are forced to go around it. why? well, bapak FBR (okusi's neighbour) was sleeping, and his "anak buah" (underlings) were not allowed to move it without his permission!!







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#15224 - 04 Oct 06 13:33 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0
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now thats great !!!!!!
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#15225 - 04 Oct 06 13:38 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0
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wow, FBR's power wink
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#15226 - 04 Oct 06 13:40 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0
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yeah, these roads dept guys obviously know trouble when they see it smile
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#15227 - 04 Oct 06 13:46 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0
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ONLY in Indonesia,......... laugh laugh laugh laugh
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#15228 - 04 Oct 06 14:06 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0
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If anyone ever wondered where the real power is held in this country, those pics speak volumes.

BTW, Kuku, you could do with a nice new awning, that tattered, dishwater-colored thing you got up there now really looks kampungan...
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#15229 - 04 Oct 06 14:23 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0
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LOL..yea thats great! no ticket, no towing!

btw whats FBR?
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#15230 - 04 Oct 06 14:33 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0
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FBR = "Forum Betawi Rembug", or Betawi Brotherhood Forum.

you gotta problem?? just call Max! (see http://okusi.net/jj/faces.html entry for Max Wekan)
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#15231 - 04 Oct 06 14:35 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0
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Max...he sounds so sexy! :p
yea..lemme see the site..
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#15232 - 04 Oct 06 14:40 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0
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Pak Max, seems a very nice man. i like Ade Gondrong, he is HOT...is he single kuku? send my smoochez for him ya :p
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#15233 - 04 Oct 06 14:53 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0
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Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Pak Max, seems a very nice man. i like Ade Gondrong, he is HOT...is he single kuku? send my smoochez for him ya :p
yups pak Max is a nice man as long as you know how to make approach with him, I met him few times when I was there wink
Ade Gondrong, he's a nice guy also..Padang mix Italy..he's a single I also met him when I was there wink
I have his contact if you need laugh
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#15234 - 07 Oct 06 14:09 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0
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What is the definition of Betawi exactly? Thugs and crooks is one. In Max's case, he wasn't even born in Jakarta so how can he claim to represent them? Unless ...
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#15235 - 07 Oct 06 14:20 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0
Dilli Offline
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Hey Peace, How the devil are you today?
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#15236 - 07 Oct 06 14:29 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0
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My girlfriend left me, I have a hefty credit card bill from my European misadventures, I am forced to work a dead-end job (which is where I am now)and one of my best friends is languishing in an Indonesian jail.

You?
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#33761 - 09 Oct 06 01:07 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0 [Re: Piss Salon]
Dilli Offline
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Pretty much the same except I dont know anyone in jail. Hope the weekend improves things.....
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#33762 - 09 Oct 06 02:04 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0 [Re: riccardo]
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Quoting: riccardo
BTW, Kuku, you could do with a nice new awning, that tattered, dishwater-colored thing you got up there now really looks kampungan...

hey! that awning is brand new!! well, at least it was three years ago.
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#33782 - 09 Oct 06 05:17 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0 [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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kuku don't change the awning.. the taxman might come to your door!

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#33785 - 09 Oct 06 05:32 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0 [Re: Choc_Cow]
juminten Offline
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hey pople! whats goin' on! i'm still learning this new things frown i'm really bad with chatting thing!

*smoochez* sexy cow!

off to bed...*yawn* nite all and have a very nice weekend...zzzZzz
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#33787 - 09 Oct 06 05:37 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0 *DELETED* *DELETED* [Re: Choc_Cow]
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#33801 - 09 Oct 06 08:25 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0 *DELETED* [Re: preman]
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What happen here?
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#33803 - 09 Oct 06 08:37 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0 *DELETED* [Re: D'ruby]
riccardo Offline
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Ruby, mr. preman used some really strong words to criticize the Jakarta government and Jakarta tax department. So maybe Kuku was afraid they would make him more money next time. But Mr. Preman also said some really strong words in the Current Affairs forum section. Because some Asian guys are criticizing local girls.
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#61431 - 18 Sep 07 10:13 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0 *DELETED* [Re: riccardo]
Dilli Offline
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I thought it prudent to wait for about a year to mention the fact that Kuku anjd Mr Preman appear to be one and the same!
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#61433 - 18 Sep 07 10:28 Re: Militia 1 Roads Dept 0 [Re: Choc_Cow]
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kuku don't change the awning.. the taxman might come to your door!


Even if they do, the chances are they will get hit but a lump of falling concrete as another lump drops off Okusi Towers.

Still , it is nice to see a relic from Krismon still left in it's original condition , complete with "Milik Pribumi" Stickers , and "habis total" written on the walls

It should be registered as a national monument
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