Assalamu'alaikum buat teman-teman yang beragama islam, salam sejahtera buat teman yang beragama lain..peace be in to you for the all westerns here..
me, jokie jokie girl for Lina from the bottom of heart I wanted to apologise with you guys, probabely I did mistaken by words that I posted here..
Ramadhan is coming up..so, maybe I'll try hard to shoot down my mouth no talking about a hot benana, a hot sausage and also try hard no touching that or maybe I need a key for lock my under pents
Oh Goshhhhhhhhhhh, but could I?
well guys, wish me lucky ya..

wassalam
jokie jokie girl for Lina

Jokie you can still eat bananas and sausages after 6 pm...
Not much in the way of "logos" in these repressive "religion of peace" cult rituals, imho.

I'm not trying to be funny or mock anyone, but some of these official koranic ramadan bans, are really, really bizarre. I have no idea what the heck #7 means, but #8 is something i would really struggle with if I were obliged to do the puasa (sawm).......

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Official Fasting Violations (if done during the day) from the koran

1581. There are nine acts which invalidate the fast:

1. Eating and drinking
2. Sexual intercourse
3. Masturbation (Istimna) which means self abuse, resulting in ejaculation
4. Ascribing false things to Almighty Allah, or his Prophet or to the successors of the Holy Prophet
5. Swallowing thick dust
6. Immersing one's complete head in water
7. Remaining in Janabat or Haidh or Nifas till the Adhan for Fajr prayers
8. Enema with liquids
9. Vomiting

There is a lot more detail on all of the above at this site:
http://www.majalla.org/books/law/fasting.htm

And jokie or any other gals, remember this edict from the koran when faced with the sausage conundrum this month:

1664. If something is put forcibly down the throat of a fasting person, his/her fast does not become void.

for your edification this coming ramadan:

Well even tho' the pubs are closed, except those booooring hotel clubs (Dill you should be ashamed), I've prepared.. with several bottles of nice wine in the fridge along with pork chops, pork sausage (the wife's fave) and a kilo of fatback. AND doggie style at noon will be the order of the day. AHHH it's great to be an infidel. Let's have a Bacchanalia at my house, for all jakchatters, next weekend.

As they say in Yemen - Ramadan Mabolloks!

Marhaba Yaa Ramadan

(Dill you should be ashamed)

Satu Lagi!

Nearest pub to my house!

Open all days! (No exceptions)

It was effin heaving in there today!

And I use my 50% Discount Card there as well

And it will be the same tomorrow!!

Yours Pedanticurly, after the dentist and banyak Bintang Besar........in Sau Lagi! (Hic Hic)

Forgot to add that in the SL today the following applied!

The special today was "Pork, Pork and more Pork"...presuambly trying to get rid of it before the devout start fasting!

One more good reason to convert to the "Religion of Peace"

"If you ask which are more dangerous, half-naked women or the Bali bombs? The answer is of course women who bare their bodies."

---USTADZ Abu Bakar Baasyir

Fasting & Half Naked Women....Seems like a bit of a fetish to me!

Selamat Berpuasa for you guys who are moslems

are you fasting shesca?

makes sense. you got a problem with that?

Au Contraire, No problem at all, I wholeheartedly agree. That's precisely why I said it's one more reason to convert.

I'm going to convert alcohol into urine....Later Chaps

Nope, I am a catholic.

i see. i'm a gemini.

Shesca, what do you mean, "nope, I am a catholic" ??

Catholics have a grand and ancient tradition of fasting (however, it doesn't include those bizarre things like vomiting and enemas -- simply food and drink). Catholic fasting and Lent, in fact, was copied by MO, he just named it ramadan. YOur church, shesca, was carrying out regular fasts a thousand years before this so-called "religion of peace" had even been born. I know some Catholics that Fast every week of the year for at least a full day whether its ramadan or not. AND devout ones are obliged to do so during lent and before communion.

And I'm an anarchist-california-separatist-libra who often fasts each and every Monday throughout the year for my own personal reasons. So don't underestimate yourself or your own faith just because you live in muzzie country that thinks their "sawm" is the end all and be all and nobody else matters. "We" were doing it a thousand years before their religion was even born.

I think she meant she wasn't fasting for Ramadan Ricky, because Christians are not obligated to fast at this time. Take a chill pill man. yeesh you guys have been grumpy while I have been away.

With you on that one Mags, during Lent they only have to give up a "vice" No fasting involved!

Hey Riccardo, colonic irrigation may be a quicker alternative to the Monday fast!

I think they may insert the tube in the wrong hole, depending on which one is capitulating....lol.

Magpie, in no way did I intend to come across as "grumpy" or un-chilled. I was trying to encourage her to be strong and proud of her choices and not be intimidated (as a minority catholic) by this tyranny of the majority that minorities like her and my wife often face here.

AND Dill there are hundreds of different versions of fasting, serious stuff too -- like 72 hours straight without anything at all -- for different groups of catholics. And I take a certain amount of pleasure in my Monday fasts (which actually go completely from Sunday dinner to Tuesday breakfast) -- kinda like a challenge to see if I can overcome the pain and for health reasons... a colonic irrigation would not be the same, and goodness sakes it sounds disgusting.

hey magfie sayang, where you been?
puasa???

sure Ric sayang, I can eat benanas and also sausage after 6 pm

I ate benanas and sausage too muchh for sahur and also buka puasa
upsssssssss..today I'm fasting anyway..