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#14272 - 16 Sep 06 09:23 Humbling Moments
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My most humbling moment was in Thailand came as a result of crossing swords with the mighty buddha. It was my first time in Thailand and I had been with my first thai girlfriend for just over a week.

Anyway, one night, I woke up very thirsty in the middle of the night (about 8am). As I was staying in her apartment, I checked her fridge for something to drink but it was empty, I knew I couldn't drink the tap water and couldn't go to the shops as I didn't know where the keys where and her door would lock itself shut after me. Also I didn't want to wake her up. I had only one option.

Next to my girlfriends two buddha statues were two bottles of green fanta that had been left out as an offering. Not fully understanding Thai ways I drank the fanta with the intention of replacing it later on.

When she eventually woke up she was very angry, even more so when I tried to pass the missing fanta off as a religious miracle, and claimed buddha drank it and not me.

With this she went ballistic, and started throwing my things out into the street. By the time she had finished, I was left picking up my underwear and clothes off the road outside, to the delight of several passers by who all cheered the girl and jeering me.


Has anyone esle had a "Humbling Moment" ?
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#14273 - 16 Sep 06 13:20 Re: Humbling Moments
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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dilli, I was born with the humbel life..
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#14274 - 16 Sep 06 15:51 Re: Humbling Moments
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Has anyone esle had a "Humbling Moment" ?
ummm. no. not really. you seem to be the only person i know who has these kinds of moments ...
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#14275 - 16 Sep 06 16:27 Re: Humbling Moments
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are there more dili? :p

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#14276 - 16 Sep 06 16:48 Re: Humbling Moments
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Originally posted by Chocolatea:
are there more dili? :p
in dilli's case, there are certain to be many more ... his whole life is a humbling moment ...
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#14277 - 16 Sep 06 18:21 Re: Humbling Moments
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laugh laugh
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#14278 - 16 Sep 06 23:57 Re: Humbling Moments
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Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
Quote:
Originally posted by Chocolatea:
are there more dili? :p
in dilli's case, there are certain to be many more ... his whole life is a humbling moment ...
LOL..i'm imagining oildude when he just threw out by his gurl. i just saw a commercial on tv, and its remind me of oildude's humbling moment.
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#14279 - 17 Sep 06 08:48 Re: Humbling Moments
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There are worse! Problem is, if I told you about them I would have to kill you afterwards....
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#14280 - 17 Sep 06 08:49 Re: Humbling Moments
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lol..try me!
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#14281 - 17 Sep 06 13:42 Re: Humbling Moments
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Humbling Moments Part 2

Many years ago, a girlfriend was into the kinky stuff (Imagine Dilli raising hands in the air in jubilation) and I was in my own inimicable fashion, up for it!

As she was not on the pill at the beginning of our "messing around" stage, I had bought a bunch of condoms: flavored, glow in the dark, ribbed, extra lubed, etc.

One night after a couple of bottles of wine and getting more adventurous things were going well so I reached into the drawer at the side of the bed, grabbed a condom, put it on, and off we went for it.

Although she had said that the sex was good, she mentioned that she was in a litle pain, but we thought it was understandable since we had been a bit over active. (Read between the lines - hanging from chandeliers etc)

What I didnt know was that she ended up swelling up between her legs and stayed that way for days.

She went to her doctor and was diagnosed with an allergic reaction to either tampons or whatever kind of condom had been used.

I knew nothing about this until I got a phone call from her and she asked me to find out what had been used.

By a process of elimination it had been a whiskey flavored condom. She had an allergic reaction to the flavored lube on it.

I can assure you that having a vagina swell up to the size of a grapefruit was not a pretty picture..nor did it look like it was easy to walk with.

When I commented on this she lost the plot and I ended up losing out on what I had expected to be some of the best action around.

Doh!
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#14282 - 17 Sep 06 14:39 Re: Humbling Moments
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i'm gonna read more tomorrow oildude! dont delete it ok!..lol..
*yawn*
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#14283 - 17 Sep 06 14:57 Re: Humbling Moments
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laugh laugh laugh I know there will be more of those in Dilli's closet.

Sleep tight babe!
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#14284 - 17 Sep 06 18:24 Re: Humbling Moments
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dilli

this is one of your countrymen:




i'm beginning to think that scotsmen don't feel shame like normal people ...
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#14285 - 17 Sep 06 23:31 Re: Humbling Moments
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Nope definately English!
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#14286 - 18 Sep 06 09:31 Re: Humbling Moments
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Naw I think he was an OZZie backpacker on a world tour laugh laugh laugh
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#14287 - 18 Sep 06 09:39 Re: Humbling Moments
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certain ozzie men do seem to have this thing about dressing up in women's clothing ... dame edna for one ... distressing, really.
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#14288 - 18 Sep 06 12:29 Re: Humbling Moments
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selamat siang anyway..
wow..I'm pujangga now..
wink
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#14289 - 18 Sep 06 12:32 Re: Humbling Moments
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wow! crowded like wabbit!
yea..congrats jokie! you can pick the hottest suga' dad now! laugh
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#14290 - 18 Sep 06 12:38 Re: Humbling Moments
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wow! crowded like wabbit!
yea..congrats jokie! you can pick the hottest suga' dad now! laugh
yeah that's the point...
but heyyyy..I found the real sugar daddy laugh
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#14291 - 20 Sep 06 21:39 Re: Humbling Moments
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Humbling Moments Part 2

I can assure you that having a vagina swell up to the size of a grapefruit was not a pretty picture..nor did it look like it was easy to walk with.


Doh!
You know raw meat is good to cure swelling & bruises!

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#14292 - 20 Sep 06 22:04 Re: Humbling Moments
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After all that shagging I can assure you my meat was "raw' It would not have cured anything!
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#14293 - 20 Sep 06 22:13 Re: Humbling Moments
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dilli where was u tonite??? waited for u in satu lagi,.... now wasted!!! laugh laugh laugh
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#14294 - 20 Sep 06 22:20 Re: Humbling Moments
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He's sleeping already, old Dilli laugh
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#14295 - 20 Sep 06 22:22 Re: Humbling Moments
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and i am pissed,.. but i used his disco card laugh laugh laugh
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#14296 - 20 Sep 06 22:25 Re: Humbling Moments
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Highlander! You Should have called... I was molesting a sweet young thing who thinks I look like Kevin Costner!

Bed Time!
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