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#13868 - 31 Aug 06 15:12 Lies
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If you were being interviewed live on TV and the interviewer kept asking you questions you couldn't answer without looking a right cunt, what would you do?

1. Answer them as honestly as you could even though it would probably end your career.

2. Do as many of them do and answer a completely different question.

3. Pretend the link had gone down and you couldn't hear the question, take the earpiece out and run.

I'd go for number 3.
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#13869 - 31 Aug 06 15:31 Re: Lies
Anna Rina Mira Offline
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uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm
not that easy, if you ask me...
maybe i would say: ask the responsible in the next salary group HAHAHAHAHA
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#13870 - 31 Aug 06 17:19 Re: Lies
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ask for the interviewer number & promise him to give the answer personally (ie: you F***** Idiot! how dare you asked me that question the other day!!)

so um.. maybe that's categorised as no.3? ..

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#13871 - 31 Aug 06 19:11 Re: Lies
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no comment smile
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#13872 - 01 Sep 06 06:55 Re: Lies
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Yep - the good old "No Comment" always works.

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#13873 - 01 Sep 06 09:36 Re: Lies
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Why asked? Are you getting ready for an interview one of these days?
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#13874 - 01 Sep 06 09:53 Re: Lies
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Yep, Dilli will be on TV, on Oprah laugh
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#13875 - 01 Sep 06 10:30 Re: Lies
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Its an episode on Sheep Shagging and they wanted an expert!

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#13876 - 01 Sep 06 10:47 Re: Lies
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:


1. Answer them as honestly as you could even though it would probably end your career.
not sure about this Dilli. The general pubic are not stupid. They appreciate honesty. Let me give you 3 examples:


Richard Nixon: "Yes, so fucking what, we bugged the place. I wanted to win again".

Bill Clinton: "Yes, I shagged her. Look at those tits. Look at that mouth. Wouldn’t you stick you pecker in there if you could?"

George Bush: "Of course there was no WMD. I just hate that fucking sight of Saddam. He is an asshole who wanted to kill my father. So I wrecked his country".

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#13877 - 01 Sep 06 11:27 Re: Lies
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Dilligaf: I had to drink it, it was smiling at me!
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#13878 - 01 Sep 06 11:42 Re: Lies
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She wanted me to shag her......

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#13879 - 01 Sep 06 12:40 Re: Lies
Anna Rina Mira Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Yep, Dilli will be on TV, on Oprah laugh
Oprah?? who's that?? wink
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#13880 - 01 Sep 06 12:53 Re: Lies
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Fat (very) American bitch who embaresses people on her chat show!
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#13881 - 01 Sep 06 13:04 Re: Lies
Anna Rina Mira Offline
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owww
i dont need to know her, i hope ...
wink
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#13882 - 02 Sep 06 08:05 Re: Lies
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Anna..don't listen to dili.. Oprah doesnt do the nasty ricky-lake type of show anymore..

Actually it's quite good!

The only time she humiliated someone lately was due to this guy faking his memoir & lying in front of millions (so he deserved it anyway for being such a noob).

The rest of the shows are the feel-good types. You should watch it sometimes.

Hugs
Choc

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#13883 - 02 Sep 06 09:33 Re: Lies
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Dilli doesnt need Operah to look like a #####. JakChat does that smile

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