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Just Placing it out there
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#13045 - 04 Aug 06 09:39 Very First Night
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Registered: 25 May 06
Posts: 1200
Loc: Di Puncak
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either.

On the wedding night, she gets naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.

"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you want.. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about .. numbaa 69".

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...


"You want... chicken wiff broccori?"

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#13046 - 04 Aug 06 12:20 Re: Very First Night
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
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Loc: disana-disini
LOL...LOL..!
sexy cow! very funny story!
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#13047 - 04 Aug 06 19:37 Re: Very First Night
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wink *lix*

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#13048 - 10 Aug 06 12:46 Re: Very First Night
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Registered: 09 Aug 06
Posts: 49
Loc: Germany
hihi smile
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I gazed at my reflection, it gazed at me, I felt an eternal bond;
I saw my own image, was a mirage, a creature water bound
It saw a mirage craning over it, a creature bound to the ground.

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#13049 - 10 Aug 06 17:44 Re: Very First Night
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hi there Anna Rina wink

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#13050 - 10 Aug 06 17:58 Re: Very First Night
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
hi Anna Rina Mira, three nams with one person,like me; jokie jokie girl wink
heyy what are you doing there anyway wink
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#13051 - 10 Aug 06 18:10 Re: Very First Night
Macan Tutul Offline
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Registered: 02 Dec 05
Posts: 1502
Loc: Jungle and cage ;)
Hi Anna welocme dear....babe your name just same like me hehehehe smile
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