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#1292 - 21 Jan 06 12:40 HUMOUR
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READING SOME OF THE POST,S I SEE THERE A LOT OF HUMOUROUS, QUICK-WITTED PEOPLE OUT THERE, SO HOWS ABOUT SHAREING SOME JOKES AND WITTY STORIES
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#1293 - 21 Jan 06 12:43 Re: HUMOUR
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Whats the difference between a bitch and a slut.A slut will sleep with any-one, A bitch will sleep with any-one but you
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#1294 - 22 Jan 06 07:59 Re: HUMOUR
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Diyu:
What's the difference between a bitch and a slut? A slut will sleep with anyone; a bitch will sleep with anyone, but you.
i take it there are many bitches in your life ...

btw, your punctuation sucks!
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#1295 - 22 Jan 06 10:49 Re: HUMOUR
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Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
btw, your punctuation sucks!
Jakgirl sucks a lot better smile

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#1296 - 22 Jan 06 10:50 Re: HUMOUR
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true! awayyyy..better! wink
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#1297 - 22 Jan 06 11:00 Re: HUMOUR
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
true! awayyyy..better! wink
well, we'll see, won't we. cool

in the meantime, mind yer ps and qs and commas and apostophes!
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#1298 - 22 Jan 06 12:13 Re: HUMOUR
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in the meantime, mind yer ps and qs and commas and apostophes!

O.K GET FPQKED, HOWS THAT
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#1299 - 22 Jan 06 12:54 Re: HUMOUR
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Diyu:
in the meantime, mind yer ps and qs and commas and apostophes!

O.K GET FPQKED, HOWS THAT
no, no, no. no, no. just how many mistakes can you fit into such a little statement?

corrected sentence as follows:

"OK. Get Fucked. How's that?"

if this bad spelling and punctuation keeps up, i'm going to have to call the JakChat™ netcop.
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#1300 - 22 Jan 06 13:13 Re: HUMOUR
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And now class, lesson two:

"How to discourage girls from pestering you in shopping malls".

open your books at page 69 are repeat after me:

peeeeeeeees offffffff

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#1301 - 24 Jan 06 16:23 Re: HUMOUR
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Polar Bear goes into a bar, orders a beer, sits on a stool and glances at his watch.

Hey Meeesta, you date late? Asks Jakgirl.

Nope, says Polar Bear, “I was just getting a new message from my new high-tech watch”

Jackgirl looks at the watch, and says “It looks like an ordinary watch to me”

No, says Polar Bear. “It tell me all sorts of high tech information”.

“So what is it telling you now”, asks Jakgirl.

Polar Bear looks at the watch for a while, then says “my high tech watch tells me you are not wearing panties”

“Well its wrong, I AM wearing panties”, says Jakgirl, pulling up her short skirt to reveal a little white G string.

“This bloody watch is an hour fast”, says Polar Bear with a big grin!

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#1302 - 26 Jan 06 10:11 Re: HUMOUR
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..LOL! that's very funny PB..but again you were wrong wbout the color, I think you need your sunglasses.
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#1303 - 26 Jan 06 13:20 Re: HUMOUR
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Polar Bear IS Mr cool!!!!


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