Polar Bear goes into a bar, orders a beer, sits on a stool and glances at his watch.
Hey Meeesta, you date late? Asks Jakgirl.
Nope, says Polar Bear, “I was just getting a new message from my new high-tech watch”
Jackgirl looks at the watch, and says “It looks like an ordinary watch to me”
No, says Polar Bear. “It tell me all sorts of high tech information”.
“So what is it telling you now”, asks Jakgirl.
Polar Bear looks at the watch for a while, then says “my high tech watch tells me you are not wearing panties”
“Well its wrong, I AM wearing panties”, says Jakgirl, pulling up her short skirt to reveal a little white G string.
“This bloody watch is an hour fast”, says Polar Bear with a big grin!