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#1257 - 08 Feb 06 12:44 Learning Chinese:
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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to help persuade William come back, I have posted some Chinese phrases. Please practice (read them out aloud):

1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

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#1258 - 08 Feb 06 13:22 Re: Learning Chinese:
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ya..ya..but how to spell it and how to read it PB?
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#1259 - 08 Feb 06 13:23 Re: Learning Chinese:
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read it out aloud honey, its very funny...... smile

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#1260 - 08 Feb 06 13:26 Re: Learning Chinese:
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Pujangga

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oh My! how come..can you see my tounge PB wink
pabaliut nehh
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#1261 - 08 Feb 06 13:30 Re: Learning Chinese:
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO

The chinese sounding worhs really meand rude things in English:

Fa Kin Su Pah = fucking super!

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#1262 - 08 Feb 06 14:27 Re: Learning Chinese:
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I'll try PB, I know that Cninese language for at this time is importent...

are you ready PB come to my home and teach me the chinese..private course wink
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#1263 - 08 Feb 06 14:58 Re: Learning Chinese:
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a Mandi Kucing trick, lick the letters A, B, C, D, E F, H, etc then as, b, c, d, e, f,

japanese girls love you doing this, cos Japanese characters are like Chinese..... Lots of tongue strokes smile

want me to demonstrate on you... / smile

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#1264 - 08 Feb 06 16:50 Re: Learning Chinese:
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"mandi kucing" akkkhhhhhhh PB, You reminded me of something;)

you can come to my home tonight, i'm wait:)
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#1265 - 08 Feb 06 16:56 Re: Learning Chinese:
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No Jokgirl, but just hold your cellfone close to pussy, and I will call and say alphabet.

A b c d e f g h eeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiihhhhggggggg

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#1266 - 08 Feb 06 17:10 Re: Learning Chinese:
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Pujangga

Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
ok, maybe with the way i can speak cninese faster..
smile
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#1267 - 08 Feb 06 19:55 Re: Learning Chinese:
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Loc: Cibubur
very funny PB

I have just read them loud lol.

Yu Stin Ki Pu = you stinky poo
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#1268 - 08 Feb 06 19:57 Re: Learning Chinese:
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lol smile

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#1269 - 08 Feb 06 20:08 Re: Learning Chinese:
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Registered: 02 Feb 06
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Loc: Jakarta
this is fun language. I just laugh at myself when I said it out loud.

I bumped into coffee table = ai bang my fuck sakit niy.
I thought you are on diet = why you 'bunting'
stupid man = dumm fuck

and i think there are many laugh

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#1270 - 08 Feb 06 21:09 Re: Learning Chinese:
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Fu Kin Wu Man = my GF

Fu Kyu = I do not agree with you

Fat Wu Man = ex GF

Yu Kum Nao = time for your organsm dear!

Fuk Mi - oh dear

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