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#12305 - 22 Jul 06 09:18 Impatient letter from God
D'ruby Offline
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
Date: Eternity

From: GOD

To: My Children on Earth

Re: Idiotic religious rivalries

My Dear Children (and believe me, that's all of you),
I consider myself a pretty patient Guy. I mean, look at the Grand Canyon. It took millions of years to get it right. And how about evolution? Boy, nothing is slower than designing that whole Darwinian thing to take place, cell by cell and gene by gene. I've even been patient through your fashions, civilizations, wars and schemes, and the countless ways you take Me for granted until you get yourselves into big trouble again and again.

First of all, your religious rivalries are driving Me up a wall. Enough already! Let's get one thing straight: These are your religions, not Mine. I'm the Whole Enchilada; I'm beyond them all. Every one of your religions claims there's only one of Me (which, by the way, is absolutely true). But in the very next breath, each religion claims it's My favorite one. And each claims its bible was written personally by me, and that all the other bibles are man-made. Oh, Me. How do I even begin to put a stop to such complicated nonsense?

Okay, listen up now: I'm your Father and Mother, and I don't play favorites among My Children. Also, I hate to break it to you, but I don't write. My longhand is awful, and I've always been more of a "doer" anyway. So all your books, including the bibles, were written by men and women. They were inspired, remarkable people, but they also made mistakes here and there. I made sure of that, so that you would never trust a written word more than your own living Heart.
Holy books and religious rites are sacred and powerful, but not more so than the least of You. They were only meant to steer you in the right direction, not to keep you arguing with each other, and certainly not to keep you from trusting your own personal connection with Me.

Which brings Me to My next point about your nonsense: You act like I need you and your religions to stick up for Me or "win souls" for My Sake. Please, don't do Me any favors. I can stand quite well on my own, thank you. I don't need you to defend Me, and I don't need constant credit. I just want you to be good to each other.

Simple stuff. Why do you keep making it so complicated? It's like you're always looking for an excuse to be upset. And I'm very tired of being your main excuse. Do you think I care whether you call me Yahweh, Jehovah, Allah, Wakantonka, Brahma, Father, Mother, or even The Void or Nirvana? Do you think I care which of My Special Children you feel closest to -- Jesus, Mary, Buddha, Krishna, Mohammed or any of the others? You can call Me and My Special Ones any name you choose, if only you would go about My business of loving one another as I love you. How can you keep neglecting something so simple?

I'm not telling you to abandon your religions. Enjoy your religions, honor them, learn from them, just as you should enjoy, honor, and learn from your parents. But do you walk around telling everyone that your parents are better than theirs? Your religion, like your parents, may always have the most special place in your heart; I don't mind that at all. And I don't want you to combine all the Great Traditions into One Big Mess. Each religion is unique for a reason. Each has a unique style so that people can find the best path for themselves.

I just want you to be happy, and I'll sit in The Dark. I really Am, indeed, I swear, with you always. Always. Trust In Me.
Your One and Only,

GOD
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#12306 - 22 Jul 06 17:37 Re: Impatient letter from God
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Love your letter Ruby,.and when U take the humour out of it,.it really brings home the truth,.to me anyway smile smile thsnx dear
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#12307 - 23 Jul 06 17:16 Re: Impatient letter from God
hanabi Offline
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Registered: 11 Mar 06
Posts: 436
Loc: Here and there...
Ruby babe, here's for you. It works for me and hopefully for you too... smile

Robbie Williams's
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL (lyrics)

You can't manufacture a miracle
The silence was pitiful that day.
A love is getting too cynical
Passion's just physical these days
You analyze everyone you meet
But get no sign, love ain't kind
every night you admit defeat
and cry yourself blind

[Chorus]
If you can't wake up in the morning
Cause your bed lies vacant at night
If you're lost, hurt, tired or lonely
Can't control it, try as you might
May you find that love that won't leave you
May you find it by the end of the day
You won't be lost, hurt, tired and lonely
Something beautiful will come your way

The DJ said on the radio
Life should be stereo, each day
In the past you cast the unsuitable
Instead of some kind of beautiful, you just couldn't wait
All your friends think you're satisfied
But they can't see your soul no, no, no
Forgot the time feeling petrified, when they lived alone

[Repeat chorus]

Some kind of beautiful (will come your way)
[x4]

All your friends think you're satisfied
But they can't see your soul no no no
Forgot the time feeling petrified
When they lived alone

[Repeat chorus]
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#12308 - 23 Jul 06 17:42 Re: Impatient letter from God
D'ruby Offline
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
thanks hana smile
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#12309 - 24 Jul 06 02:48 Re: Impatient letter from God
Diyu Offline
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Registered: 12 Nov 05
Posts: 324
Loc: new zealand
Ruby Who is this god? where does he reside? Why is god a he and not a her? please enlighten me or is he a figment of everyones imagination
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#12310 - 24 Jul 06 07:47 Re: Impatient letter from God
D'ruby Offline
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Posts: 2177
Loc: My
He's a fun loving God smile
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#12311 - 24 Jul 06 07:48 Re: Impatient letter from God
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Im a fun loving Polar Bear.

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#12312 - 24 Jul 06 08:53 Re: Impatient letter from God
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quote:
Originally posted by Diyu:
Ruby Who is this god? where does he reside? Why is god a he and not a her? please enlighten me or is he a figment of everyones imagination
i've got his email address: god@JakChat.com
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#12313 - 24 Jul 06 09:46 Re: Impatient letter from God
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
hi all..good after noon here! how are you?? everything ok??

america is hot as hell! i took very very cold shower every day!
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#12314 - 24 Jul 06 09:48 Re: Impatient letter from God
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Quote:
Originally posted by Diyu:
Ruby Who is this god? where does he reside? Why is god a he and not a her? please enlighten me or is he a figment of everyones imagination
this hawt god must be lives in arizona, he knows about grand canyon!

off to hollywood! a rock band concert at 8:00pm..see you guys soon! *smoochez*
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#12315 - 24 Jul 06 09:52 Re: Impatient letter from God
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
Pooh Bah

Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
how you doin' babe? have you already recovered from you ordeal in bali? how's your d00d?
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#12316 - 24 Jul 06 11:20 Re: Impatient letter from God
D'ruby Offline
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
WD!!! *smooch*
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#12317 - 24 Jul 06 12:10 Re: Impatient letter from God
cherry Offline
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
Posts: 1055
Loc: Indonesia
hey wd, long time not see..where have you been smile smile
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#12318 - 24 Jul 06 14:28 Re: Impatient letter from God
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Posts: 1200
Loc: Di Puncak
Hi ya WD.. when will you be back?

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#12319 - 24 Jul 06 14:57 Re: Impatient letter from God
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
kuku wrote:
how you doin' babe? have you already recovered from you ordeal in bali? how's your d00d?
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hey love, doing great! thanks! the jetlagging is gone! my dude is very-very busy at the ER. poor dude, he works like a dog 80+ hrs a week!
he looked even hotter with that scrub outfit, wanted to molest him in the OR but it was too busy crazy! just like grey's anatomy on tv laugh

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rubyenda wrote:
WD!!! *smooch*
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hey ruby babe, smoochez back..! how are you doing babe? jungle ok?
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cherry wrote:
hey wd, long time not see..where have you been
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hey cherr, been busy with family in bali and then with my dude in louisiana. hows everything with you naughty gurl?
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Chocolatea wrote:
Hi ya WD.. when will you be back?
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hey sexy naughty cow! wuzzup with you?
what do you mean will be back babe? i'm back here in LA orrredy..!
hows the weather over there? its bloody hot here..america is burning! woo..100 degrees all over! i feel cooked ayam goreng!
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#12320 - 24 Jul 06 15:09 Re: Impatient letter from God
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
btw..just got home from hollywood! this rock band named "the flamming lips" was crazy nutz!! they got bunch of dancing girls half naked on the stage with their boobies painted!
it was a chaotic show, around 30 thousands people at the bowl went crazy but still polite! bunch of dudes in front of us were trashed, too much beer and GANJA..woo! my buds were ok,.,they had only a couple of coronas! they were good boys..

45 min shower guys....*smoochez*
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#12321 - 24 Jul 06 15:13 Re: Impatient letter from God
Macan Tutul Offline
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Registered: 02 Dec 05
Posts: 1502
Loc: Jungle and cage ;)
WD babe I LOVE YOU...glad you're back smile
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#12322 - 24 Jul 06 17:49 Re: Impatient letter from God
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
wd...you already forget me wink wink
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#12323 - 25 Jul 06 13:15 Re: Impatient letter from God
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
WD babe I LOVE YOU...glad you're back smile
LOVE YOU..love you..love you too Ana babe! *smoochez*
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#12324 - 25 Jul 06 13:17 Re: Impatient letter from God
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Jokie Jokie Girl:
wd...you already forget me wink wink
no baby, never forgot about you! how could i? ..how is everything Lin? still romping all those old fat rich dudes? ...lol..*smoochez*
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#12325 - 25 Jul 06 13:18 Re: Impatient letter from God
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Registered: 14 Jun 06
Posts: 1066
Loc: Bali
Welcome Back Wallet,.Now this place will Liven up again,.we missed you for sure,.Kick Ass Girl laugh laugh laugh
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#12326 - 25 Jul 06 13:21 Re: Impatient letter from God
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
wooo..hooo! Pak Bob!!! *smoochez* how are you my love?? how many this week? i mean the chicks..lol! tell me..tell me!
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#12327 - 25 Jul 06 13:22 Re: Impatient letter from God
Balibob Offline
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Registered: 14 Jun 06
Posts: 1066
Loc: Bali
No chicklet this week dear ,.I am bizzy bizzy head down and ass up working,..in the BIG DURIAN this week,.big Project on
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There is no love sincerer,.. than the love of food

(George Bernard Shaw)

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#12328 - 25 Jul 06 13:38 Re: Impatient letter from God
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by Balibob:
No chicklet this week dear ,.I am bizzy bizzy head down and ass up working,..in the BIG DURIAN this week,.big Project on
So....no free lunch? frown frown frown
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#12329 - 25 Jul 06 13:39 Re: Impatient letter from God
Balibob Offline
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Registered: 14 Jun 06
Posts: 1066
Loc: Bali
any time dear ,.U know that smile as some one has to feed U
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