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#1136 - 13 Feb 06 20:50 How to get fat?
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For the entire life of mine so far, I've found it so difficult to get fat confused . I wish I could, just a lil bit.
Anyone here knows how to make yourself fat or put on weight? The proven ones. Any advice would be appreciated.
Thanks laugh
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#1137 - 13 Feb 06 21:09 Re: How to get fat?
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#1138 - 13 Feb 06 21:17 Re: How to get fat?
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i've got the same problem; just can't put on weight. i could probably do with another 7 kgs to be a really healthy weight. but i just can't seem to do it. eating more would be a start; but i'm too fussy when it comes to food. i've been working out a bit (angkat besi ), and that has helped stack on a few kilos, buit unfortunately work is so intensive and all-consuming i don't get to the gym as often as i want.
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#1139 - 13 Feb 06 21:19 Re: How to get fat?
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#1140 - 13 Feb 06 22:11 Re: How to get fat?
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Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
i've got the same problem; just can't put on weight. i could probably do with another 7 kgs to be a really healthy weight. but i just can't seem to do it. eating more would be a start; but i'm too fussy when it comes to food. i've been working out a bit (angkat besi ), and that has helped stack on a few kilos, buit unfortunately work is so intensive and all-consuming i don't get to the gym as often as i want.
Hmmm..thanks KukukaChu. We seem to have a similar experience wink . Actually people tell me that it fits me the way I look now (pic available).
Fitness done, but still loosing weight is easier than putting on it. It's not about the amount of my weight which I'm concerned about - it's not all about the look honestly! I just can't find a way to force myself to eat when it's time to eat esp because I travel a lot and always miss my Mom's cooking! I want to eat nowwwwwwwwwww...
I can only eat your "vital area", I think... laugh Want to eat that chubby thing!! :p
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#1141 - 14 Feb 06 04:05 Re: How to get fat?
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promosi ni yee!
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#1142 - 14 Feb 06 05:02 Re: How to get fat?
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I can give you a meat injection that puts th kilos on. Truoble is you lose it again in 9 months.....

BDPP:"Actually people tell me that it fits me the way I look now (pic available)."

Send me the picture..... My guess is you are 100kg plus smile

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#1143 - 14 Feb 06 05:49 Re: How to get fat?
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I get chubby easily, and I eat everything like a pig! pic no more available,.. sold all out on ebay.
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#1144 - 14 Feb 06 05:57 Re: How to get fat?
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Berhenti dari pijat plus's on yahoo:

Touching, Rubbing, Shaking, Licking, Sucking, and Riding those vital areas. Helping men with feeling relaxed and happy. You want it gentle? Tender? Rowdy? Just name it and ask me :-)

WOW..are you a call girl? how much you charge for that service? PB and Richie got excited to see this eek
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#1145 - 14 Feb 06 06:18 Re: How to get fat?
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BDPP, welcome....

I saw your photo on Yahoo, and you are very beautiful. You sound like a lot of fun...

Take no notice if any girls here get jealous. you knowe how girls can be silly. The guys here are good fun. Lex (Goof dude), KuKu (the boss) and Richie Gear are all great.

Have a great Valentines day....

love

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#1146 - 14 Feb 06 06:31 Re: How to get fat?
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Come on PB don't be silly, no body jealous lah smile
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#1147 - 14 Feb 06 06:35 Re: How to get fat?
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girls are ALWAYS jealous and insecure....

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#1148 - 14 Feb 06 09:36 Re: How to get fat?
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How to get fat? It so easy I guess, ....
1. Eat much than you eat before, especially in the night, eat before you get to sleep or lay down.
2. Consume lots of product which contains much, much carbohydrate, especially, white bread and pasta hmmmmm yummmy
3. Eat lots of snacks like crackers, fried food,and the most and one of my favorite CHOCOLATE.....
4. But don't forget to get exercise sometime, coz' it can shape your body so you'll not get overweight and healhty too....
But it depends on each other body, coz I have cousins who is soooooo tiny and they eat lots but still tiny.
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#1149 - 14 Feb 06 09:54 Re: How to get fat?
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or just swallow donut store every morning, you'l get fat soon smile
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#1150 - 14 Feb 06 09:59 Re: How to get fat?
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I have a donut maker you can borrow....

Well, it makes the big hole in the donut.... smile


you could put a row of donuts on it and nibble them off smile

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#1151 - 14 Feb 06 13:33 Re: How to get fat?
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Originally posted by Macan tutul:
How to get fat? It so easy I guess, ....
1. Eat much than you eat before, especially in the night, eat before you get to sleep or lay down.
2. Consume lots of product which contains much, much carbohydrate, especially, white bread and pasta hmmmmm yummmy
3. Eat lots of snacks like crackers, fried food,and the most and one of my favorite CHOCOLATE.....
4. But don't forget to get exercise sometime, coz' it can shape your body so you'll not get overweight and healhty too....
But it depends on each other body, coz I have cousins who is soooooo tiny and they eat lots but still tiny.
you missed one mactul;
5. don't sex too much wink
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#1152 - 14 Feb 06 13:38 Re: How to get fat?
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Originally posted by echost:
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#1153 - 14 Feb 06 13:59 Re: How to get fat?
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Hehehe....you're right JokGirl, coz it will burn, really burn you,not only your feelings but your fat too...you're absolutely right smile smile smile
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#1154 - 14 Feb 06 14:19 Re: How to get fat?
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Drink lots of beer and smoke some marijuana, I bet you will gain some weight and quickly too. for beer is fattening, and marijuana makes you EAT
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#1155 - 14 Feb 06 14:54 Re: How to get fat?
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Originally posted by kumar:
Drink lots of beer and smoke some marijuana, I bet you will gain some weight and quickly too. for beer is fattening, and marijuana makes you EAT
are you from Australian?
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#1156 - 14 Feb 06 15:05 Re: How to get fat?
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Registered: 26 Nov 05
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Loc: Sydney
Laksa every morning .
Indo mie at recess
Ati goreng and nasi with rice at lunch-with es alpukat
cakes at afternoon tea
pisang goreng snack
rice and meat for dinner
banyak kerupuk all the time.
Then youll be fatty boomba easy.
I think it depends on metabolism really.
But work out can actually increase your weight muscle mass. So eat and lift weights should be the way.
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#1157 - 14 Feb 06 15:22 Re: How to get fat?
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Ena, are you fat girl?
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#1158 - 14 Feb 06 15:23 Re: How to get fat?
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I am very much Indian smile
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#1159 - 14 Feb 06 15:30 Re: How to get fat?
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if you are an Indian, i don't think you would like to drink beer to much and smoke Marijuana
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#1160 - 14 Feb 06 15:49 Re: How to get fat?
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he he yeah Im fat as.
Not really-my husband asian remember-if I get too fat we cannot walk together LOL.
Wasnt some one here selling cream pies-thatll do the fat thing pretty quick.
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