In my email this morning:

40 THINGS TO SAY TO SOME PEOPLE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH!


1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.

10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

24. Do I look like a people person?

25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.

39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different

I like #6 and #38

#1 is reserved for PB or maybe #5 ...

#22 is for me

#7 is for jokgirl ...

#35 for Ela

and #40 for riccardo

#7 is for jokgirl

me; # 6, 22, 38
kuku, you're not only no.22, but mee too sometimes

#20 and #34

how do you know that i am is #35 ?

but #20 is good excuse...

soale Kuku, punya teropong buat mantau kamu anytime, El
anyway, Kuku ngfans banget lho sama kamu

# 1 - # 40 is me

you are greedy Cherry...!
bagi bagi dong!

i guess you're just a #35 type of gal

are you dukun KUKU? i am exactly #35

as Kuku told, he's # 22

Here's another one:

69. I've seen the Grand Ol' Opry & I've done Johnny Cash, if that ain't country I'll kiss your ass

But my fave is this: 39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

However, most Indo gals will not understand this because they're not allowed to buy or use tampons, those jobbies that you insert and have a little string hanging at the end. Pity the poor girls (AND THEIR INDO PACAR) they don't know what they're missing.

Im number 2 and 38 this stage of the day!

that's something i really noticed about females here: They never use tampons, only "sanitary" pads. odd. exactly the reverse in western countries ...

I don't buy tampons because they're much more expensive. But I keep a couple of them in case I want to go swimming during my period.

A friend said she doesn't like them since it felt like cat claw scratching hers when she inserted it. Someone has to develop a new model for tampon... which is smoother like sausage...

Tell you friend the applicator is not inserted, just the tampon!

LOL! How did you know? The one with applicator, still you have to insert it and then push the tampon inside deeper before pulling the applicator out...

Why are Indo girls not allowed ot buy Tampons?

They are great when you have a runny nose.. just stick one in each nostril.....

Placing Absorbent Materials up ones nose!

Was that not what Blackadder had to do so that he could escape from the Somme!

that was a really sad ending to that episode of blackadder ... really sticks in your mind, despite being a comedy!

Yep, lump in your throat stuff. I know one old man related to me that was nearly in tears. Great comedy, finished with an excellent message. They replayed it for the 60th anniversary of something, D-Day, something like that, in England, but faded out the end...too much I think for that particular anniversary.

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