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#11122 - 29 Jun 06 07:02 The story of Sheep
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
> * You have two sheep.
> * You sell one and buy a ram.
> * Your flock multiplies, and the economy grows.
> * You sell them and retire on the income.
> A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION:
> * You have two sheep.
> * You sell one, and force the other to produce the wool of four sheep.
> * You are surprised when the sheep drops dead.
> A FRENCH CORPORATION:
> * You have two sheep.
> * You go on strike because you want three sheep.
> A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
> * You have two sheep.
> * You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary
> sheep
and
> produce 20 times the wool.
> * You then create clever sheep cartoon images called Sheepkimon and
market
> them worldwide.
> A GERMAN CORPORATION:
> * You have two sheep.
> * You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month,
> and shear themselves.
> A BRITISH CORPORATION:
> * You have two sheep.
> * Both die from foot and mouth.
> AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
> * You have two sheep, but you don't know where they are.
> * You break for lunch.
> A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
> * You have two sheep.
> * You count them and learn you have five sheep.
> * You count them again and learn you have 42 sheep.
> * You count them again and learn you have 12 sheep.
> * You stop counting sheep and open another bottle of vodka.
> A SWISS CORPORATION:
> * You have 5,000 sheep, none of which belong to you.
> * You charge others for storing them.
> A CHINESE CORPORATION:
> * You have two sheep.
> * You have 300 people shearing them.
> * You claim full employment, high productivity, and arrest the newsman
who
> reported the numbers.
> AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION:
> * You have two sheep.
> * That one on the left is kinda cute...
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#11123 - 29 Jun 06 10:56 Re: The story of Sheep
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eek laugh laugh
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#11124 - 29 Jun 06 11:41 Re: The story of Sheep
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laugh Magpie, how about Dilli Corporation? Laluna may know how he treats his sheep... :p
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#11125 - 29 Jun 06 11:51 Re: The story of Sheep
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Dilli Prefers his sheep to be standing and looking over the edge of a Cliff Top
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#11126 - 29 Jun 06 11:53 Re: The story of Sheep
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Quote:
Originally posted by hanabi:
laugh Magpie, how about Dilli Corporation? Laluna may know how he treats his sheep... :p
Soory Hanabi, this joke space is officially reserved for the Polar Bear......... wink
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#11127 - 29 Jun 06 12:20 Re: The story of Sheep
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Ah Meester Bob, you use the same clifftop as I do!

Fuck It-I'm away for a very special beer!

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#11128 - 29 Jun 06 12:24 Re: The story of Sheep
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In case I spill some I better put my apron on!

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#11129 - 29 Jun 06 12:25 Re: The story of Sheep
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And settle down to watch the cabaret!

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#11130 - 29 Jun 06 12:28 Re: The story of Sheep
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If you mean the one at the TORRY BATTERY ,.Dilli ,.you correct

Wow brings back sweet memories
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#11131 - 29 Jun 06 13:27 Re: The story of Sheep
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LOL! I love the one with a wildboar shagging! That's how to end racism and discrimination toward sheep... laugh
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#11132 - 29 Jun 06 13:31 Re: The story of Sheep
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LOL..oildude what are you doing with my sheep, stop it! she just had a baby yesterday! laugh

Hana babe! how are you baby! you look so hawt today? must be a hot dude molestation last night! tell me! tell me..!
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#11133 - 29 Jun 06 13:34 Re: The story of Sheep
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LOL! I still can't understand how some guys here can find those kind of pics?!
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#11134 - 29 Jun 06 13:37 Re: The story of Sheep
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Hold it, I did not know she was yours.

I took a video! Note, this will be available for a limited time only

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#11135 - 29 Jun 06 13:39 Re: The story of Sheep
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eek
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#11136 - 29 Jun 06 13:43 Re: The story of Sheep
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LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!
My Gawd Dilli....you are so bad! LOL!
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#11137 - 29 Jun 06 13:44 Re: The story of Sheep
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WD babe! Smoochez! No hot dude dear... Laluna babe! Now you've got a clue... It's written pornaccess.com. laugh
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#11138 - 29 Jun 06 13:47 Re: The story of Sheep
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Google Image search for sheep f**ker
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#11139 - 29 Jun 06 13:58 Re: The story of Sheep
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LOL..oildude! gila sekali!
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#11140 - 30 Jun 06 10:07 Re: The story of Sheep
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well...well, I just see the dilli's posts but it's really disgusting.. frown
woww..what the fucking!
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#11141 - 30 Jun 06 10:24 Re: The story of Sheep
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judge a man not by his appearance but by his SEXAUL Tendencies,...........now U know what Dilli is truly like
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#11142 - 30 Jun 06 10:41 Re: The story of Sheep
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laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
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#11143 - 30 Jun 06 10:43 Re: The story of Sheep
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Quote:
Originally posted by Balibob:
judge a man not by his appearance but by his SEXAUL Tendencies,...........now U know what Dilli is truly like
He is a Baaaaaaaaaastard smile

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#11144 - 30 Jun 06 10:51 Re: The story of Sheep
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Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Jokie Jokie Girl:
well...well, I just see the dilli's posts but it's really disgusting.. frown
woww..what the fucking!
Lina ... Lina i believe you are the top rank for the fuckin' system

BTW how r u babe, in the early morning i just arrived from Aceh ... but i'm not bring any thing now

missed to ML u :p
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#11145 - 30 Jun 06 11:11 Re: The story of Sheep
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but oildude is very sexy horny bastrado! smile
he is an expert and got lots of ideas of mekin lob style!
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#11146 - 30 Jun 06 11:14 Re: The story of Sheep
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Lets set up a forum on ideas for Mekin lob! smile
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