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#10847 - 21 Jun 06 15:36 Men with little willies!!!
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Scientists in the UK have discovered that a large number of the male population have a penis the size of 3" or less.

To clarify this the government has asked that those with this condition to identify themselves by displaying a white flag with a red cross when driving their cars for the month of June.
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#10848 - 21 Jun 06 16:47 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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Sounds like PB to me is one of them
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#10849 - 21 Jun 06 17:50 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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I put my nude photo on this site.

Any other men want to follow on......

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#10850 - 21 Jun 06 18:02 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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Hey PB, wanna buy a big PDA phone to go with your big willie!!! smile
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#10851 - 21 Jun 06 19:51 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear:
I put my nude photo on this site.

Any other men want to follow on......
Ohhhh I will love the show smile
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#10852 - 21 Jun 06 20:20 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by v8dave:
Hey PB, wanna buy a big PDA phone to go with your big willie!!! smile
Right now I own:

2 off HP 6515 PDA phones (one is locked in Australia, stolen recovered. Works anywhere else. The other is my brand new one i bought 2 weeks ago)

1 off Palm Tungsten W PDA Phone. Brand new. Made one call on it. I hate fucking Palm.

1 off Nokia 9500 PDA phone (my last years phone). i hate fucking Symbian.

1 off Nokia 9210i PDA phone (my 2004 phone) ditto Symbian.

Do i need another one...?

Nope smile

Wanna buy one (or 4) off me?

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#10853 - 22 Jun 06 04:21 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Balibob:
Sounds like PB to me is one of them
Okay, that enough of the PB bashing I think, it's not even as if he has had a bee in his bonnet for weeks now. Stick to bashing Sven, he actually deserves it right now laugh
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#10854 - 22 Jun 06 07:01 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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No problem Magpie.

If we want to get into a sausage show I am happy to put mine up for evaluation smile

Of course the girls here would be shocked and would decline to view.... smile smile

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#10855 - 22 Jun 06 07:14 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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Of course the girls here would be shocked and would decline to view.... smile smile
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erm...Whatever! wink laugh
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#10856 - 22 Jun 06 07:18 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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wooo..thats gonna be an amazing show! do it boys! i'm gonna be the judge! wink
*smoochez* in advance for those sexy sausages! :p
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#10857 - 22 Jun 06 07:45 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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Sorry, but my wife would want to charge you for your viewing pleasure.....if you paid for her trip to Bali she meight let you have a look sweety! smile (yep, another expensive bitch like you! smile )
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#10858 - 22 Jun 06 07:55 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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She is my mirror! smile
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#10859 - 22 Jun 06 07:59 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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Originally posted by wallet-digga':
She is my mirror! smile
well then we (Image, mirror and me) need to have a little chat about how to be more effective for me in bed! I wanna see legs and asses everywhere....can that be arranged? laugh wink :p
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#10860 - 22 Jun 06 08:27 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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Morning all!

Yes, would love to see the show! Go on guys! Don't be shy... laugh

It's gonna be another busy day. Have fun and take care of you all!
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#10861 - 22 Jun 06 09:04 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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hanabi! i'm surprised at you!! i expected better!
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#10862 - 22 Jun 06 10:13 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by v8dave:
Scientists in the UK have discovered that a large number of the male population have a penis the size of 3" or less.

To clarify this the government has asked that those with this condition to identify themselves by displaying a white flag with a red cross when driving their cars for the month of June.
Really??? Well my ex BF (English guy) not had that little one laugh in fact I though it was like the big of iron bell or big nose elephant laugh
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#10863 - 22 Jun 06 10:33 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
Quote:
Originally posted by v8dave:
Scientists in the UK have discovered that a large number of the male population have a penis the size of 3" or less.

To clarify this the government has asked that those with this condition to identify themselves by displaying a white flag with a red cross when driving their cars for the month of June.
Really??? Well my ex BF (English guy) not had that little one laugh in fact I though it was like the big of iron bell or big nose elephant laugh
Perhaps he had a bit of scottish in him....dont you think Dilli...(To my father and mother, thank you for your genetic code...I havent had any complaints yet!!) laugh wink
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#10864 - 22 Jun 06 10:34 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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:p
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#10865 - 22 Jun 06 13:28 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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I think there is a little bit of Scotsman in one girl on this site.

About 8 inches to be exact smile

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#10866 - 22 Jun 06 13:31 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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which girl PB?
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#10867 - 22 Jun 06 13:37 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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I was lurkering LA dating site! I thouth this dude is very funny..simple and funny ad! and he got sexy face! need to see his 6 pack :p

Funlovin' Artist/Writer/Newspaper guy seeks gal - 31
Date: 2006-06-20, 3:24PM PDT

It's LA, right, whaddya gonna do? Dating is so weird out here. I'm from Tucson, I work for one of the "alternative" newsweeklies, and I'm lookin' for a nice, folksy, artistically- or literarily-inclined lady to play pool and ping pong and go to barbecues with. I'm lots of fun, I swear. I have references! And a charming hillbilly accent. And pretty blue eyes.And stuff. Oh yeah, details-- 6'1", 185, brown/blue. Umm, fluent in English. Author of 3 crappy novels and 2 pretty decent ones. What else? If you write back to me here, maybe I'll give you the url to my MySpace page(s). Thanks!
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#10868 - 22 Jun 06 13:48 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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It's JKT, right, whaddya gonna do? Dating is so weird up here. I'm from Sydney, I work for one of the "alternative" porno Mags, and I'm lookin' for a fat, dopey, artistically- or literarily challenged lady to clean my pool and fire ping pong balls at parties and barbecues.

I'm a bum, I swear. I have references! And a charming slurred accent. And pretty bloodshot eyes. And stuff. Oh yeah, details-- 5'1", 285, brown/blue.

Umm, affluent in English. Author of 3 crappy sex novels and 2 pretty indecent ones. What else? If you write back to me here, maybe I'll give you the url to my MySpace page(s). Thanks!

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#10869 - 22 Jun 06 13:51 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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LOL smile
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#10870 - 22 Jun 06 13:56 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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LOL..thats very funny PB!

Now I got another one...this dude abviously got no job and bored as hell! he wrote this.

THINGS THAT I THINK ARE FUNNY
Date: 2006-06-14, 8:19AM PDT

farts
burps
howard stern
drunk people
clowns
demanding people
girls that play games on guys
guys that play tricks on girls
road rage
people who think there are no nice people on JakChat

people who say they want to work and then get unemployemnt or ssi

obese people having surgery to lose their fat instead of going on a diet

iranian old people that try and pretend they don't speak english when you know they can

politicians that make stupid promises they can't keep.

crack heads coming down and jonzing
cheech and chong
girls that don't like beards or facial hair

girls that don't shave
girls with facial hair

people that think they have all the answers and are never wrong.

midgets
george W
Arnold's accent

news casters on TV with fake hair, teeth and boobs.

girls that thing 43 is too old for them

girls that think laying on their back with their legs up is a living

people that think having money equates to being happy.
old people with blue hair
my ex wife when she asks me for money
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#10871 - 22 Jun 06 14:06 Re: Men with little willies!!!
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He knows about JakChat?
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