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#10701 - 20 Jun 06 12:12 Dont play pool against sexy girls
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Tonight I am playing in a pool competition against a group of Japanese language students. I played in the completion last year. It is a knock out contest. It is also a rip off.

Last year I played first round against a doe eyed tiny young thing who looked like she had never held a cue in her life. I thought it was an easy opening game.

She was a bloody expert. She must have spent every waking hour from the age of 11 at the table. On top of that – she wore a VERY short skirt, and to take any shot she had to stand on tiptoe. This always seemed to occur right in front of me. The sight of her cute ass and powder blue G string put me right off the game. When she played form the other end of the table she leaned forward displaying a surprising cleavage encased in a powder blue push up bra. She may as well not have bothered with the white shirt, because it was unbuttoned to the waist.

Why does my pool paying disintegrate in such conditions? Do other men suffer like this?

She would have beaten me fair and square if she were overalls and boots. In high heels, makeup and sexy clothes it was a massacre.

And tonight I am back again. I hope I don’t chew the end of my cue off like last time.

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#10702 - 20 Jun 06 12:21 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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The only asian I play pool with, is my wife (she wouldn't let me play other girls anyway). She is a bloody legend, I very rarely win. If she thinks I am going to win, she will quite happily expose her cleavage, and grab at my very own personal poolstick (u know). Pool generally degenrates into heavy petting when we play, and we all knows what happens after that. Take it on the Chin PB, you may not win, but you do get to engage in your 2nd favourite pastime..looking at girls! smile
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#10703 - 20 Jun 06 12:25 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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As pleasurable as it is, it goes against all my notions of fair play.

Good job Dilli isn’t playing in his micro kilt:

“Oh, I think I will use that cue rest”
“That’s my haggis”
“Sorry”

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#10704 - 20 Jun 06 12:27 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear:
As pleasurable as it is, it goes against all my notions of fair play.

Good job Dilli isn’t playing in his micro kilt:

“Oh, I think I will use that cue rest”
“That’s my haggis”
“Sorry”
Why dont you whisper "I can see your hairy crack" if they are bending over to take a shot...might even it up a little bit....you would be looking anyway ay! laugh :p
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#10705 - 20 Jun 06 12:52 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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Last time I felt like shoving my cue up her asshole. Literally.

Its one thing when you get an unintentional glance. This was like a strip show.

Talking of which:

I recently bought two huge Manfrotto Auto poles. These are extending silver aluminium poles that jamb between the floor and ceiling, and are used to hold things for photography – lights, reflectors etc. I use them to hold giant cloth backdrops.

So I had them locked up, floor to ceiling, the other night, however all of the other photographic gear was back in storage. So I just had two thick aluminium poles in the middle of the room. A couple of girls came over to borrow a DVD, and asked what they were for. I told them I was auditioning pole dancers for a new club.

The girls promptly had a go, and I had a great time. Best hundred dollars I have spent for many years.

The Polar Bears Pole Dancing Place.

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#10706 - 20 Jun 06 12:55 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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#10707 - 20 Jun 06 12:59 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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Puttin the pole in........ (you fill in the rest)
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#10708 - 20 Jun 06 13:16 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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Which reminds me, in exactly one months time I will be partaking of a chilled Klosters in a Chrome Pole Saloon.....
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#10709 - 20 Jun 06 13:26 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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My fuckin apartment?????

Bring your own beer then mate. I think I can get the girls back.

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#10710 - 20 Jun 06 14:05 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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May I join?
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#10711 - 20 Jun 06 14:19 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Which reminds me, in exactly one months time I will be partaking of a chilled Klosters in a Chrome Pole Saloon.....
Hey Dilli, where have u been? Busy with the sheeps?

Miss ya *smooch*
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#10712 - 20 Jun 06 19:43 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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I think he is sexing some cute girl....

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#10713 - 20 Jun 06 20:47 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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you must be a bad player. i am very good in my pool. any one wanna try?? either snooker, pool or even 9 ball. I use to play for tiger pool & millseven. Rudyenda i am coming 2moro to pekanbaru till sunday. wanna go for a drinks? I will call u 2moro once i reach but will be busy for the 1st 2 day cause got to go rokan hulu. is about 5 hours drive.

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#10714 - 20 Jun 06 21:46 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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Sorry, I am not in Pku this weekend smile
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#10715 - 20 Jun 06 21:49 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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Looks like you got shot down in flanes there Mal, Happy Landings! May I recommend the Quality-banyak cine ayam!
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#10716 - 21 Jun 06 00:20 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Sorry, I am not in Pku this weekend smile
And where would you be?
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#10717 - 21 Jun 06 07:34 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Sorry, I am not in Pku this weekend smile
And where would you be?
I hope the Sydney return ticket arrive ok Ruby. I will pick you up at the airport Friday night OK.

Just dont tell anyone else on JakChat.

Oooops

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#10718 - 21 Jun 06 07:42 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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afternoon sexy PB..*smoochez*
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#10719 - 21 Jun 06 07:44 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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Morning WD,.Greetings from Paradise
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#10720 - 21 Jun 06 07:49 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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Ahhhh...Pak Bob good afternoon..I mean morning Sir! you look so hot this morning! whats goin on? good sleep last night? and..got lucky I guess :p
tell me..! tell me!
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#10721 - 21 Jun 06 08:04 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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hahahaha WD nothing much happens up my neck of the woods here,.I am 70 km from Legian,.no action here just peace and quiet,.which suits me fine
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#10722 - 21 Jun 06 08:07 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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thats very boring Pak Bob! get naked on the beach with a hot babe...thats more suit you better! :p
i'll find you at the beach soon Pak Bob! in 2 weeks...
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#10723 - 21 Jun 06 08:11 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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The beach here is empty WD,.No tourists coming they all TAKUT

I went to Kuta on the weekend was like a Ghost town,.......
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#10724 - 21 Jun 06 08:21 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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you kidding Pak Bob! lemme see baliforum/bali discovery update! brb...
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#10725 - 21 Jun 06 08:23 Re: Dont play pool against sexy girls
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ok dear check check,.cepat cepat
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