Forums and Chat for Indonesia's English-speaking community
Who's Online
0 registered (), 171 Guests and 8 Spiders online.
JakChat on Facebook
Keep up with JakChat
through Facebook!
January
M Tu W Th F Sa Su
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31
Weather
Jakarta temperature now.
Sun Rise/Set:
5:27/17:53
Moon Rise/Set:
16:08/3:31
Top Posters
KuKuKaChu 10790
Dilli 8044
Piss Salon 4039
Roy's Hair 3974
juminten 3870
Jokie Jokie Girl 2552
Marmalade 2471
chewwyUK 2392
kenyeung 2374
Vulgarian 2369
Forum Stats
5101 Members
17 Forums
13368 Topics
105297 Posts
Max Online: 841 @04 Apr 08 15:38
ZenQuote
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.
George Orwell
Urban Dictionary
Word of the Day
Tyrannosaurus rump
T.rump is a tyrant lizard with small hands and an even smaller brain
Fossil evidence suggests that Tyrannosaurus rump used its ridiculously tiny hands to grab pussies
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
Topic Options
Rate This Topic
#10480 - 17 Jun 06 06:55 Fake Nipples
Dilli Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
As part of a market research programme. this topic is dedicated to highlighting products available on the market which no-one really needs, but are on sale.

Our first offering, uncovered accidentally by a google search is:

Fake Nipples

http://www.softer-ware.com/

Feel free to contibute to this important study.
_________________________
Menace to Sobriety


Top
Promotion
Ubuntu: Linux for Human Beings
#10481 - 17 Jun 06 07:30 Re: Fake Nipples
Lulu Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
It's still morning, and you already google "nipples"???? Geezzzzzz!
_________________________
"The human heart feel things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand"

Top
#10482 - 17 Jun 06 09:04 Re: Fake Nipples
Dilli Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
Found it by accident! Was not looking for Nipples!
_________________________
Menace to Sobriety


Top
#10483 - 17 Jun 06 09:09 Re: Fake Nipples
Polar Bear Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

Top
#10484 - 17 Jun 06 09:24 Re: Fake Nipples
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
Pooh Bah

Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Found it by accident! Was not looking for Nipples!
yeah, riigghhhttt ...

"Start making your point(s) with class and subtlety! Stick out among the masses!"

i can see how they could be useful :rolleyes:
_________________________
KuKuKaChu: dangerously too sophisticated

Top
#10485 - 17 Jun 06 09:43 Re: Fake Nipples
Polar Bear Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Instant turned on banci kit;

1 Kilt (rolled up short - remember to shave legs)

1 thin business shirt

1 set fake nipples

Dilli set for another night out smile smile

Top
#10486 - 17 Jun 06 10:22 Re: Fake Nipples
D'ruby Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
PB, u know him so much better, are u going out with him tonight? :p
_________________________
I wanna be Samantha, but I am so Carrie

Top
#10487 - 17 Jun 06 14:52 Re: Fake Nipples
Polar Bear Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
PB, u know him so much better, are u going out with him tonight? :p
No, he just wants me for sex....


He uses a poor Polar Bear then never calls.

Top
#10488 - 17 Jun 06 16:47 Re: Fake Nipples
D'ruby Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
U miss him smile
_________________________
I wanna be Samantha, but I am so Carrie

Top
#10489 - 17 Jun 06 19:53 Re: Fake Nipples
Polar Bear Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
U miss him smile
I won't miss him when I have him in my crosshairs smile

BANG!!

Top
#10490 - 17 Jun 06 20:37 Re: Fake Nipples
D'ruby Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
PB, I miss ur sausage avatar
_________________________
I wanna be Samantha, but I am so Carrie

Top
#10491 - 17 Jun 06 20:45 Re: Fake Nipples
Polar Bear Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
PB, I miss ur sausage avatar
You, my darling can have it for real. Hell, we could even marry......

Top
#10492 - 17 Jun 06 20:49 Re: Fake Nipples
D'ruby Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
Oh wow, I am speechless... smile

PB, are u drunk again?
_________________________
I wanna be Samantha, but I am so Carrie

Top
#10493 - 17 Jun 06 20:57 Re: Fake Nipples
Dilli Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
You dumb fuck PB, I move too fast to get caught in cross hairs! More to the point, how do you get your claws in the trigger?

And, thinking about the whole issue here! - Leave my Bird alone! I have just bought a Tarzan suit and have taken lessons in swinging (no innuendo) through the tree's!

Ha Ha!
_________________________
Menace to Sobriety


Top
#10494 - 17 Jun 06 20:58 Re: Fake Nipples
Dilli Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
Ruby,

He probably is pissed because Engerlund got thrashed at Rugby this afternoon by Australia
_________________________
Menace to Sobriety


Top
#10495 - 17 Jun 06 21:02 Re: Fake Nipples
D'ruby Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
What? bird?

I am Rubyyyyyyyyyyyy.... :p
_________________________
I wanna be Samantha, but I am so Carrie

Top
#10496 - 17 Jun 06 23:50 Re: Fake Nipples
Polar Bear Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
1. Arctic trigger has the trigger guard removed so you can use it with bit mittens - or PAWS!!!

2. England threw the game as a distraction whilst they snatch the real trothy this year. The World Cup.

3. Polar Bears eat birds. We lick them all over first, then munch away. yummy yummy Ruby......

Top
#10497 - 18 Jun 06 03:23 Re: Fake Nipples
Lulu Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Oh wow, I am speechless... smile

PB, are u drunk again?
I am the one who get a bit drunk tonight.
_________________________
"The human heart feel things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand"

Top
#10498 - 18 Jun 06 10:52 Re: Fake Nipples
D'ruby Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
hey laluna, why don't u take me and drunk together?
_________________________
I wanna be Samantha, but I am so Carrie

Top
#10499 - 18 Jun 06 11:02 Re: Fake Nipples
D'ruby Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear:

3. Polar Bears eat birds. We lick them all over first, then munch away. yummy yummy Ruby......
That's why I was wet last night in my dream
_________________________
I wanna be Samantha, but I am so Carrie

Top
#10500 - 18 Jun 06 11:04 Re: Fake Nipples
Polar Bear Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Glad to be of service.

Polar Bears, satisfying beautiful young girls for 20 years.

Top
#10501 - 18 Jun 06 11:06 Re: Fake Nipples
Polar Bear Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
PS, you photo blows up really big, and you look gorgeous......

You can dance with me on the moonlit beach anytime....

Top
#10502 - 18 Jun 06 11:45 Re: Fake Nipples
D'ruby Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
I wonder that too, maybe big size? Well, just put it for awhile, will change it later.

Yeah dance with me all nite long smile
_________________________
I wanna be Samantha, but I am so Carrie

Top
#10503 - 18 Jun 06 11:56 Re: Fake Nipples
Polar Bear Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Horizontal Polar Bear Samba smile

Top
#10504 - 18 Jun 06 12:40 Re: Fake Nipples
Lulu Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
hey laluna, why don't u take me and drunk together?
Get your jungle ass here then! :p
_________________________
"The human heart feel things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand"

Top
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >


Moderator:  NetCop 
Shout Box

JakChat supports:
Okusi Associates: Indonesian Business & Management Services
Jawawa.id: Indonesian Business News
Ubuntu Indonesia
Living in Indonesia Information Website