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#10480 - 17 Jun 06 06:55 Fake Nipples
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As part of a market research programme. this topic is dedicated to highlighting products available on the market which no-one really needs, but are on sale.

Our first offering, uncovered accidentally by a google search is:

Fake Nipples

http://www.softer-ware.com/

Feel free to contibute to this important study.
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#10481 - 17 Jun 06 07:30 Re: Fake Nipples
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It's still morning, and you already google "nipples"???? Geezzzzzz!
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#10482 - 17 Jun 06 09:04 Re: Fake Nipples
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Found it by accident! Was not looking for Nipples!
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#10483 - 17 Jun 06 09:09 Re: Fake Nipples
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Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

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#10484 - 17 Jun 06 09:24 Re: Fake Nipples
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Found it by accident! Was not looking for Nipples!
yeah, riigghhhttt ...

"Start making your point(s) with class and subtlety! Stick out among the masses!"

i can see how they could be useful :rolleyes:
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#10485 - 17 Jun 06 09:43 Re: Fake Nipples
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Instant turned on banci kit;

1 Kilt (rolled up short - remember to shave legs)

1 thin business shirt

1 set fake nipples

Dilli set for another night out smile smile

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#10486 - 17 Jun 06 10:22 Re: Fake Nipples
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PB, u know him so much better, are u going out with him tonight? :p
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#10487 - 17 Jun 06 14:52 Re: Fake Nipples
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Originally posted by rubyenda:
PB, u know him so much better, are u going out with him tonight? :p
No, he just wants me for sex....


He uses a poor Polar Bear then never calls.

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#10488 - 17 Jun 06 16:47 Re: Fake Nipples
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U miss him smile
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#10489 - 17 Jun 06 19:53 Re: Fake Nipples
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Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
U miss him smile
I won't miss him when I have him in my crosshairs smile

BANG!!

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#10490 - 17 Jun 06 20:37 Re: Fake Nipples
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PB, I miss ur sausage avatar
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#10491 - 17 Jun 06 20:45 Re: Fake Nipples
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Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
PB, I miss ur sausage avatar
You, my darling can have it for real. Hell, we could even marry......

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#10492 - 17 Jun 06 20:49 Re: Fake Nipples
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Oh wow, I am speechless... smile

PB, are u drunk again?
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#10493 - 17 Jun 06 20:57 Re: Fake Nipples
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You dumb fuck PB, I move too fast to get caught in cross hairs! More to the point, how do you get your claws in the trigger?

And, thinking about the whole issue here! - Leave my Bird alone! I have just bought a Tarzan suit and have taken lessons in swinging (no innuendo) through the tree's!

Ha Ha!
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#10494 - 17 Jun 06 20:58 Re: Fake Nipples
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Ruby,

He probably is pissed because Engerlund got thrashed at Rugby this afternoon by Australia
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#10495 - 17 Jun 06 21:02 Re: Fake Nipples
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What? bird?

I am Rubyyyyyyyyyyyy.... :p
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#10496 - 17 Jun 06 23:50 Re: Fake Nipples
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1. Arctic trigger has the trigger guard removed so you can use it with bit mittens - or PAWS!!!

2. England threw the game as a distraction whilst they snatch the real trothy this year. The World Cup.

3. Polar Bears eat birds. We lick them all over first, then munch away. yummy yummy Ruby......

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#10497 - 18 Jun 06 03:23 Re: Fake Nipples
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Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Oh wow, I am speechless... smile

PB, are u drunk again?
I am the one who get a bit drunk tonight.
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#10498 - 18 Jun 06 10:52 Re: Fake Nipples
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hey laluna, why don't u take me and drunk together?
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#10499 - 18 Jun 06 11:02 Re: Fake Nipples
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Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear:

3. Polar Bears eat birds. We lick them all over first, then munch away. yummy yummy Ruby......
That's why I was wet last night in my dream
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#10500 - 18 Jun 06 11:04 Re: Fake Nipples
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Glad to be of service.

Polar Bears, satisfying beautiful young girls for 20 years.

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#10501 - 18 Jun 06 11:06 Re: Fake Nipples
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PS, you photo blows up really big, and you look gorgeous......

You can dance with me on the moonlit beach anytime....

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#10502 - 18 Jun 06 11:45 Re: Fake Nipples
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I wonder that too, maybe big size? Well, just put it for awhile, will change it later.

Yeah dance with me all nite long smile
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#10503 - 18 Jun 06 11:56 Re: Fake Nipples
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Horizontal Polar Bear Samba smile

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#10504 - 18 Jun 06 12:40 Re: Fake Nipples
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Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
hey laluna, why don't u take me and drunk together?
Get your jungle ass here then! :p
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