hello everyone

Posted by: HyPnOTiC

hello everyone - 06 May 08 00:56

...hello
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 06:05

Emm, err, Hello! Can you slide that top down a bit?
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 07:15

she's too expensive for you, dill.

what's more, those high-heals look lethal.
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 07:42

Who cares, I live right on the edge!

Note: Do you think she wears stockings and suspenders as well?
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 07:45

Quoting: Dilli
Note: Do you think she wears stockings and suspenders as well?

i would think that would be a professional obligation.
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 07:47

Your advertising campaign seems to be attracting a higher class of noobie.....
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 07:52

yes, they all seem to be high class. is this a problem??
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 07:54

Nope, I'll have to look out the sheepskin shagging rug, the champagne flutes and the seductive background music.

At least it means I dont need the Bintang, Ashtray and Newspaper's on the floor which always worked for Lulu!
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 08:02

newspaper? i hope you lashed out and bought kompas, and not that grubby pos kota you usually read.
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 08:04

Nah, I used the special offers newsheet they give away free from Carrefour.
Posted by: chewwyUK

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 09:24

Oh dear ... please excuse the keen nature of the older gentlemen of Jakchat. They get over excited at times. Welcome to Jakchat .. I would say hello too but the Mrs watches everything I post. hehe

Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 09:40

Quoting: chewwyUK
Oh dear ... please excuse the keen nature of the older gentlemen of Jakchat. They get over excited at times. Welcome to Jakchat .. I would say hello too but the Mrs watches everything I post. hehe



She needs to as well, seeing as you are a supperating mass of hormonal activity!
Posted by: Capt. Mainwaring

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 14:58

Quoting: Dilli

She needs to as well, seeing as you are a supperating mass of hormonal activity!


Well two out of four isn't bad.

Peggy seems to have the answer.

Quote:
My Husky has supperating, draining sticky raw patches on his back. This has been going on for nine months. We have treated the spots with Animax ointment (nystatin-neomycin sulfate-thiostrepton-triamcinolone acetonide) and, after the sores dry up, with Gentocin Topical Spray. Although the lesions clear up, they re-appear in the same general area. The vet has shaved this area before applying medications. He has had steroid shots on two occasions, which has helped to speed up his recovery. What is going on with him? The vet has ruled out ringworm. He does not lick the spots as he cannot reach them. He is an indoor dog. Thank you. Peggy Manley, Austin, TX
Posted by: HyPnOTiC

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 16:16

..im soo new here ..btw i do wear stockings & jarretel :-D have a great day guys..
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 16:50

I bloody well knew it....psychic me!
Posted by: bruxellois

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 17:35

guys.. guys... down guys.. be good.

welcome hypnotic and have fun here. it's nice to see a new member create so much excitement.
this reminds me of that one time when i threw a little boy towards a bunch of catholic priests.

Posted by: Capt. Mainwaring

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 18:01

Quoting: bruxellois
guys.. guys... down guys.. be good.

welcome hypnotic and have fun here. it's nice to see a new member create so much excitement.
this reminds me of that one time when i threw a little boy towards a bunch of catholic priests.



"wait until I get to the bottom of this Paige"
Posted by: Capt. Mainwaring

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 18:05

And on a different subject.

Quote:
[x] [Dilli] Shooting that talentless drugbucket would be too good for her
Posted by: HyPnOTiC

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 18:45

bruxellois..remember 3 years ago in pancake shop in Brussels ;-)
Posted by: bruxellois

Re: hello everyone - 06 May 08 21:20

Quoting: HyPnOTiC
..bruxellois..remember 3 years ago in pancake shop in Brussels ;-)

eh gila!! it's you!!!
hahahha... how are you girl??? long time no see!
of course i remember you, how could i not? still sexy, i see! smile
Posted by: Piss Salon

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 00:05

Quoting: bruxellois
Quoting: HyPnOTiC
..bruxellois..remember 3 years ago in pancake shop in Brussels ;-)

eh gila!! it's you!!!
hahahha... how are you girl??? long time no see!
of course i remember you, how could i not? still sexy, i see! smile

eh gila!! it's you guys!!!
hahaha... how are you girls??? long time no see!!
of course i remember you both, how could i not? still sexy, i see, three in a pancake shop in Bruseels ;-) In my top 10 threesomes
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 06:17

Top 10 threesomes?

Have you forgotten about the visit you made to Tamam Safari?
Posted by: kenyeung

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 06:20

Quoting: Dilli
Top 10 threesomes?
Have you forgotten about the visit you made to Tamam Safari?


Or that morning in the toilet in Pappa Cafe?
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 06:26

I am sure there are other toilets that have borne witness to his proclivities!
Posted by: chewwyUK

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 07:36

then there was the time he passed out in Jalan Jaksa and was spit roasted by WH and RH
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 07:38

Far too much information!
Posted by: Roy's Hair

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 10:18

give me a THREESOME


give me a BLOWJOB

give me a HANDJOB

the familiar Piss mantra echoing through our nights
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 13:22

Quoting: Roy's hair
give me a THREESOME

give me a BLOWJOB
give me a HANDJOB
the familiar Piss mantra echoing through our nights


I must admit I have been privy to such chants, usually fueled by excess C2H5OH

On another subject, De Hooi are having thier first birthday bash on Saturday!

Can you keep Piss otherwise occupied?
Posted by: Roy's Hair

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 13:33

De Hooi party? Free booze and a set from Lambert? Hmmm, I'm on the horns of a dilemma here
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 13:57

Did not know Lambert Cohen was playing, I may take the iPod to drown him out!
Posted by: witty handle

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 13:57

Quoting: Roy's hair
De Hooi party? Free booze and a set from Lambert? Hmmm, I'm on the horns of a dilemma here


Perhaps we can go for a reggae stroll when the lambert set begins and conveniently return at its finale, risking the possibilities of encores. We can repeat this method for every subsequent set...no horns or dilemnas this way
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 13:59

Which reminds me, the last time I saw Ken Yueng was at the opening of De Hooi where he was off his tit's, presumably having reggae strolled all the way from Jaksa......
Posted by: witty handle

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 14:03

Quoting: Dilli
Which reminds me, the last time I saw Ken Yueng was at the opening of De Hooi where he was off his tit's, presumably having reggae strolled all the way from Jaksa......


yes, i remember our kenneth taking a little mid-party nap on that night..he may have strolled there from jaksa, but knowing ken a wee bit, i think it was a reggae-free stroll
Posted by: Piss Salon

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 16:16

Balloon chasers Number 1 Roy's Hair and my able deputy Witty Handle reporting for duty, Dilli Sir! We can confirm all English teachers with the Jabotabek area have begun to rally at the prescribed mustering stations. Trains have been commandeered from the surrounding countryside and from Saturday morning will commence the transportation of English-teaching reservists to aid in the frontal attack on the bar. Our Sumatran reservists are to be expected late for the main attack, but are prepared to climb over the bodies of those who have succumbed to intoxication for the secondary assault on Lambert should he dare to launch a counterattack on our eardrums. Tally-ho.

Please note that I will not be actually involved in commanding the forces because I am a fourth columnist dedicated to watching quietly from the side and writing what I think are amusing observations about the human spirit. And besides that, I am actually a big girl with a slight bump on my elbow.
Posted by: kenyeung

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 16:49

Quoting: witty handle
i think it was a reggae-free stroll


Quite. Nay tootin for me, as they say on Melati.
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 17:04

Fuck me gently, looks like a busy week ahead!
Posted by: Roy's Hair

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 17:25

Piss in a bit of a mood today. Just relax baby, my arm's feeling better today after Saturday night's aggressive male bonding session. Next time maybe we could just rub stubble. It's less painful.
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 17:29

Front bottom stubble? I was informed that you have had the old todger de-stubbled....
Posted by: Roy's Hair

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 17:33

Chin stubble I meant. My pods are as smooth as billiard balls. Exquisite.
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 17:37

The exquisite part was missing from Chewwy's description of your transformation from clothed mode to skinny dipping mode last Saturday!
Posted by: Roy's Hair

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 17:39

Well I should hope so if the man's not a left footer. Bit 'o' skinny dipping never did a man no harm though. (except this time, my poor arm etc etc whinge whinge).
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 17:42

It better be in good condition on Saturday for extreme scooping action!
Posted by: Roy's Hair

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 17:43

For the fingers in the ears too
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 17:48

Not to mention maximum frottage action with the staff!
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 18:02

Oh, yes, message to Piss, do not order the Chicken Wings and throw the bones on the floor.... don't think Bart was too impressed last time

Also, bring the wife, it may stop you from making comments on Rhani's breasts!
Posted by: Dilli

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 18:03

Note to self, go to DH now and make comments on Rhani's Breasts!
Posted by: Piss Salon

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 19:21

There is also a punk rock fiesta at EP Sunday night, including Joe Kidd from Malaysia. And Lambert. So avoid all soap till then a rock along.
Posted by: witty handle

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 19:21

Quoting: Piss Salon
Balloon chasers Number 1 Roy's Hair and my able deputy Witty Handle reporting for duty, Dilli Sir! We can confirm all English teachers with the Jabotabek area have begun to rally at the prescribed mustering stations. Trains have been commandeered from the surrounding countryside and from Saturday morning will commence the transportation of English-teaching reservists to aid in the frontal attack on the bar.


indeed, us kiddy molesters, as the cap'n might put in, will certainly be there in force as i suspect will a few ex-kiddy molesters who for some reason think that molesting children is something to be ashamed of and looked down on. Go figure.
Posted by: witty handle

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 19:26

Quoting: Piss Salon
There is also a punk rock fiesta at EP Sunday night, including Joe Kidd from Malaysia. And Lambert. So avoid all soap till then a rock along.


Well acquainted with Joe Kidd (and it's a band not a person by the way for those not in touch with the red hot malaysian rock scene), as lambert, very thoughtfully, decided to put then up at our house on Monday. Charming bunch they are, smoked the house out, kept all the regular inhabitants awake and all for free...apparently lambert failed to alert them to the availability of budget hotels in the jakarta area...and he assures us they may kip over again on the weekend....can't wait.
Posted by: Piss Salon

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 19:30

I warned you. I think Joe Kidd is the guy -- described in Malaysian music mags as the country's founding indie figure -- and the band is Carburetor Dung.
Posted by: witty handle

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 19:34

Quoting: Piss Salon
I warned you. I think Joe Kidd is the guy -- described in Malaysian music mags as the country's founding indie figure -- and the band is Carburetor Dung.


i'm obviously not as up to speed with the malaysian music scene as i thought...Carburetor Dung are they??? seems about right.
Truly Asia.
Posted by: Piss Salon

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 19:36

Yep
Posted by: Roy's Hair

Re: hello everyone - 07 May 08 20:14

Me and the Cap'n are discussing carburetor dung over on the other channel. As for the musical version, being Malaysia's founding indie figure is perhaps something akin to being Cuba's premiere downhill skier.