"A Beer or A women?"

Posted by: cherry

"A Beer or A women?" - 08 Aug 06 17:09

15 reasons why a beer is better than a women
1. a beer doesn't get jealous when you grab a nother beer
2. when you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer
3. a beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath
4. you don't have to wine and dine a beer
5. If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head
6. Hang overs go away
7. when you finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents
8. you don't have to wash a beer before tastes good
9. a beer always goes down easy
10. you can share a beer with your friends
11. beer is always wet
12. you always, know you're the first one to pop a beer
13. A frigid beer is a good beer
14. you can have work than one beer and not feel guilty
15. you can enjoy a beer all month long
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: "A Beer or A women?" - 08 Aug 06 19:15

# 11 is quite sure...... :p
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: "A Beer or A women?" - 08 Aug 06 19:16

and the beauty is in the eye of beer holder smile
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: "A Beer or A women?" - 08 Aug 06 19:18

Hi Ruby babe, how are u...smooches....

Correction : # 11 is quite sure....for me as a women :p
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: "A Beer or A women?" - 08 Aug 06 19:23

Smoooooccchhhhh....u mean u're always wet, all the time laugh
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: "A Beer or A women?" - 08 Aug 06 19:29

LOL...LOL....Yes babe and that's torture me a lot laugh
Posted by: juminten

Re: "A Beer or A women?" - 09 Aug 06 04:35

thats funny, PB supposed to be the one who posted that list cherry, coz he is a dude! smile

I'd write this: "protein shakes or hot dudes"?

1. both of them are "yummy" things
2. yes..they are "yum"
3. they are still yum..
4. and ...always yum..
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: "A Beer or A women?" - 09 Aug 06 10:37

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
thats funny, PB supposed to be the one who posted that list cherry, coz he is a dude! smile
Im a BEAR dammit.

A. Order - Carnivora.
The scientific order Carnivora includes bears, dogs, cats, raccoons, otters, weasels, and their relatives. All typical carnivores have well developed claws and a pair of specialized cheek teeth for cutting hard foods.

B. Family - Ursidae.

C. Genus, species - Ursus maritimus. Latin for "sea bear".
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: "A Beer or A women?" - 09 Aug 06 10:41

This would be better titled "A Wank or a Womam".

You hand doesn’t expect dinner.

Your hand doesn’t get PMT

Your hand doesn’t expect you to remember its birthday.

Your hand doesn’t get jealous

You hand doesn’t mind your drinking.

etc
Posted by: juminten

Re: "A Beer or A women?" - 09 Aug 06 10:57

Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
thats funny, PB supposed to be the one who posted that list cherry, coz he is a dude! smile
Im a BEAR dammit.

A. Order - Carnivora.
The scientific order Carnivora includes bears, dogs, cats, raccoons, otters, weasels, and their relatives. All typical carnivores have well developed claws and a pair of specialized cheek teeth for cutting hard foods.

B. Family - Ursidae.

C. Genus, species - Ursus maritimus. Latin for "sea bear".
Oops! velly solly honey..but i didn;t see any white fury today. hows your rib aligator? did you see a doctor yet??
Posted by: Jokie Jokie Girl

Re: "A Beer or A women?" - 09 Aug 06 11:22

a beer or a women..?
I left my dude because he's drunk with too much beers..
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: "A Beer or A women?" - 09 Aug 06 11:32

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
thats funny, PB supposed to be the one who posted that list cherry, coz he is a dude! smile
Im a BEAR dammit.

A. Order - Carnivora.
The scientific order Carnivora includes bears, dogs, cats, raccoons, otters, weasels, and their relatives. All typical carnivores have well developed claws and a pair of specialized cheek teeth for cutting hard foods.

B. Family - Ursidae.

C. Genus, species - Ursus maritimus. Latin for "sea bear".
Oops! velly solly honey..but i didn;t see any white fury today. hows your rib aligator? did you see a doctor yet??
Fingers are ok, ribs still hurt a bit. Bruising has gone so no damage I expect. I will live....

how things in LA?
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: "A Beer or A women?" - 09 Aug 06 11:32

Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Jokie Jokie Girl:
a beer or a women..?
I left my dude because he's drunk with too much beers..
I would be drunk with my love for you, and never go near a bar again smile
Posted by: Jokie Jokie Girl

Re: "A Beer or A women?" - 09 Aug 06 11:44

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Smoooooccchhhhh....u mean u're always wet, all the time laugh
becek dong wink laugh
Posted by: juminten

Re: "A Beer or A women?" - 09 Aug 06 11:45

PB, you need to see a doctor!! come on, no body gonna think that you are a wimp!

things are ok here, kinda bored and miss my dude! i hate it for being like this frown
i think i need to move to louisiana with him. LA sucks now!! all dudes in LA are look not so hot for me at this moment...lol...
Posted by: Jokie Jokie Girl

Re: "A Beer or A women?" - 09 Aug 06 11:46

Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear:
Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Jokie Jokie Girl:
a beer or a women..?
I left my dude because he's drunk with too much beers..
I would be drunk with my love for you, and never go near a bar again smile
and now I drunk because of you..nggak tahan nglihat body kamu wink laugh