marriage in indo

Posted by: dutchguy

marriage in indo - 09 May 06 20:39

Lets bullshit................. have fun
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 04:20

Has all this happened since your first post, three weeks ago??
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 04:57

I know why its so sudden! maybe becoz..of my legs :p

anyway, just wonder, a few weeks ago you sounded very happy with your marriage.
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 07:00

Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
ok dear people, here I go,

I would like to know what you think about this.

I'm a bule guy, married with a indonesian girl and we have a baby of 6 months.

now we got trouble, she left me, took our baby and rented a home.

she wants me now to pay for all her expences, her car, study, our baby needs, etc.

I want my baby to live with me, but she wont allow that.

If I don't pay?, she say's that I will never see my baby again.

I would like to know what my rights are.
Can I say to bring back my baby to me as a husband? (I'm muslim and she is too)

Is it normal that she just leaves me and expects me to provide for all her life and baby? her car, university she does, her house she rented without me knowing?.... etc.

if I say I only provide for my baby, is that enough? or do I have to be divorced for that?

Sorry, lot of shit questions.

I hope you can help me, because now it seems that I have to work like hell, and that she can do what she wants..

feels shit..

Thank you for your advice.....
If you are telling the truth...... Welcome to the world of dating Indonesian girls. With every pleasure there is some pain. You just found it...

Indos in general see Bules as walking wallets. Indo girls see Bules as a ticket out of hell. They will date you for months, move in with you, promise undying love. Then one day you find she is still married, and is in love with hubby (and is still shagging him on the side). You are just a money pot.

One night at My Bar I picked up a very beautiful girl. We decided to go to my hotel (the Hilton). Instead of getting into the nearest rusting pile of scrap metal sitting outside, she insisted that we walk up the road to a taxi. At the hotel she told me the cab would wait all night for her. When I asked her why, she told me the driver was her husband. I had been getting very intimate with her on the back seat. In fact he would have seen me take her panties off. I gave her some money and threw her out. I may be a pervert, but even I draw a line.

Don’t blame them, they have nothing, no future no fun, ho hope, and they know Indo is only going to get worse.

Give her a little cash mate. She needs it more than you.
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 08:02

I know exactly how to solve your problem, and with a bit of research, you would as well, but I reckon some part, if not all of it, is a lie. Hey guy's how often would an Indonesian woman, in indonesia, leave her husband? especially a Bule husband. Sounds odd, because she has way, way too much to lose.
Posted by: g00f13

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 08:08

Unless she was not genuine herself. There are scams going on for years, even yonks. There is probably an unwritten book by now.
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 08:32

Which country is your baby registered as a member of Nationality? It should be Holland, as you are the father, and a foreigner. That's what Indonesia Law states. In which case.....
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 08:53

Quote:
Originally posted by g00f13:
Unless she was not genuine herself. There are scams going on for years, even yonks. There is probably an unwritten book by now.
Uhm, if she's not genuine, dutchie would leave her, not the other way around?!
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 08:56

Yeah, I know, which makes me question this whole post. Something just doesnt seem right to me. Morning Little miss lips, how is your sexy self today? Not long dear, not long!
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 08:58

I'm good Magpie, thank you. Yeah.... frown ...not long...not long....*Sigh*
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 09:00

I heard that sigh....Wanna hear mine.... SIGH, "two more months of mas..."!
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 09:11

LOL! SIGHHHHHHH......6 weeks away!!!!!!
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 09:23

Quote:
Originally posted by Magpie:
Yeah, I know, which makes me question this whole post. Something just doesnt seem right to me.
well, he is dutch ...
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 09:37

I know HUNDREDS of cases of where girls have married a westerner to get a passport. Sydney is full of Indo and Thai girls who married a guy, got him to bring her here, waited the 2 years (usually having a child) then leave the guy. They are NOT stupid. They know they get at least 50% of his money, get child allowances, and get the magic citizenship/Permanent Residency. It’s a big reward for a bit of sex and telling lies.

I know one Chinese girl who married an Aussie, (he was about 70 and she was 27). Normal rules are you must remain married for at least 2 years before you get PR. She took out an Apprehended violence order against him, so that she didn’t have to wait the two years (AVO means the department of Immigration cannot force you to live with a violent husband, so you get “instant” PR). She took the old idiot to the cleaners, emptying his bank account, claiming his house, etc. She divorced him, and two years later married into Australia her childhood sweetheart from her village, and they moved into the old idiots house.

Asian girls are great fun – especially those from third world countries. Anyone who marries one must be totally stupid. You may as well just burn you savings. They are nice to you because you simply represent a doorway out of a VERY shitty life.

If you get caught – you only have yourself to blame.
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 09:40

Okie PB, I'm a balinese but kuku still calls me Indo-gurl! thats why my name is wallet grabber smile I see bules as walking ATM..LOL!
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 09:42

magpie! woo hooo! look at his pic..magpie is really hawt!
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 09:49

PB Said
"Asian girls are great fun – especially those from third world countries. Anyone who marries one must be totally stupid"

Well, am not totally stupid and hoping to prove you wrong on this one, although I may be the exception to the rule. IF it goes to shit, I walk away, and would recommend anybody else to do so. The only thing I would lose would be my wife, which is totally worth fighting for at the moment (hence predicament of 1 in Indo, other elsewhere). In the Dutchie's case, leaving him, and demanding money, and no access to child, well, doesnt sound like this move has been well thought through if it was to get a visa. And for the 70 year old gentleman who married a 27 year old. That was stupid, 50 years is a big difference. I get used to get alarm bells going off if a girl 10 years younger than me was showing me attention. Compatibilty is the key. I just think I am 1 of the few that have actually found it.
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 09:49

I am sorry girls, but guys, you think the girls on this site really just want to practice English….?

Notice how every new guy is “fresh meat”? When I joined I was bombarded with PMs from girls.

It is called “Husband Hunting” - Asian girls are VERY good at it, and you guys are the targets. You may think you are Super Dudes just out having fun, but to the girls you are a walking doorway. All they need to do is trap you.

Married? Don’t worry, it’s just a formality. They will expect you to divorce your wife, dump your kids and marry them.

For a perfect example take a look at the pisspoor guys who move to BKK. They weren’t pisspoor before they moved…. A few girls hook into them, and suddenly that superannuation payout has dwindled to bugger all. They get a job teaching English (they all end up doing it). They can just afford to survive in one room, one meal a day, maybe a bit of groping with the students, and a paid for BJ once a week.

(Dilli – can you confirm the existence of these sad buggers?)

I haven’t seen them in JKT – but they probably exist.

It’s a Jungle out there. We are the Pray. The Ayams are hunting……
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 09:49

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
magpie! woo hooo! look at his pic..magpie is really hawt!
That's a piece of roti in my mouth, not Wd's stinky knickers....more's the pity!!! wink wink
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 09:55

Well, I'm gonna hunt for kuku! I can be his wife #7 smile
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 09:59

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
I am sorry girls, but guys, you think the girls on this site really just want to practice English….?

Notice how every new guy is “fresh meat”? When I joined I was bombarded with PMs from girls.

It is called “Husband Hunting” - Asian girls are VERY good at it, and you guys are the targets. You may think you are Super Dudes just out having fun, but to the girls you are a walking doorway. All they need to do is trap you.

Married? Don’t worry, it’s just a formality. They will expect you to divorce your wife, dump your kids and marry them.

For a perfect example take a look at the pisspoor guys who move to BKK. They weren’t pisspoor before they moved…. A few girls hook into them, and suddenly that superannuation payout has dwindled to bugger all. They get a job teaching English (they all end up doing it). They can just afford to survive in one room, one meal a day, maybe a bit of groping with the students, and a paid for BJ once a week.

(Dilli – can you confirm the existence of these sad buggers?)

I haven’t seen them in JKT – but they probably exist.

It’s a Jungle out there. We are the Pray. The Ayams are hunting……
Yeah...yeah....yeah....whatever Mr. Strategic Physology Intelegent...
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 09:59

Magpie, you may be one of the lucky ones. I think the trick is:

State quite clearly they you intend living in Asia with your new wife.
Make it clear that you will not be applying for PR for your new wife
NEVER talk about money. NEVER EVER.
Have hidden bank accounts.

The problem comes with the clash of Western and Asian marriage ideals. Asian girls think your money is family money (Thais are NOTORIOUS for this). If mother needs an operation – you are going to be paying for it. Plus educating younger brother, fixing the roof on sisters house, buying Dad a now Car/Buffalo/trolly.

But they also use Western ideals when it comes to divorce. 50%+ of everything is theirs, even though they bought $2.50 into the marriage and you were a millionaire before you even met her.

Would I marry an Asian girl? Probably a Japanese or Korean. Otherwise no. I will stick to casual sex and slipping them 50,000 Rp for the pleasure.
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:00

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Well, I'm gonna hunt for kuku! I can be his wife #7 smile
Well, I'll just wait, I want to be his last one. Biasanya bini paling akhir could get more money smile
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:01

Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
I am sorry girls, but guys, you think the girls on this site really just want to practice English….?

Notice how every new guy is “fresh meat”? When I joined I was bombarded with PMs from girls.

It is called “Husband Hunting” - Asian girls are VERY good at it, and you guys are the targets. You may think you are Super Dudes just out having fun, but to the girls you are a walking doorway. All they need to do is trap you.

Married? Don’t worry, it’s just a formality. They will expect you to divorce your wife, dump your kids and marry them.

For a perfect example take a look at the pisspoor guys who move to BKK. They weren’t pisspoor before they moved…. A few girls hook into them, and suddenly that superannuation payout has dwindled to bugger all. They get a job teaching English (they all end up doing it). They can just afford to survive in one room, one meal a day, maybe a bit of groping with the students, and a paid for BJ once a week.

(Dilli – can you confirm the existence of these sad buggers?)

I haven’t seen them in JKT – but they probably exist.

It’s a Jungle out there. We are the Pray. The Ayams are hunting……
Yeah...yeah....yeah....whatever Mr. Strategic Physology Intelegent...
Did I touch a Raw Nerve Miss "Marry me out of here quick"?
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:03

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
Would I marry an Asian girl? Probably a Japanese or Korean. Otherwise no. I will stick to casual sex and slipping them 50,000 Rp for the pleasure.
Hohohoho....Japanese or Korean? Woaaaahahahahahahahhahahhaa! Good luck sir!

Anyway, I think the worst is Philipino girls.
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:05

Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Well, I'm gonna hunt for kuku! I can be his wife #7 smile
Well, I'll just wait, I want to be his last one. Biasanya bini paling akhir could get more money smile
babe, #7 is the last one! and I'm the one whose gonna get all kuku's money..! smile
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:07

My mate in bandung also had to deal with some of the Indo questions you may get at the beginning of a relationship/marriage

1. "Can my mother live with in this house?"

Magpie answer advice (there were two, cos it took two times to get the message across.

1st time : Yes, but where are you going to live?"
2nd time: "Only if she is better in bed than you".

2. "my Auntie has been wondering if we have $1.5million they could borrow so that her husband can bribe somebody, and get a job with the government".

Magpie answer advice: How much would i got if I sold you?

That was at the very beginning. I believe my friend and his wife are still together, and I know for a fact these types of questions have never raised their heads again. Just use you brain, look after yourself, and never think that because you have made her come, she is going to be subservient.
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:12

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
Did I touch a Raw Nerve Miss "Marry me out of here quick"? [/QB]
The only nerve you touch, is my reproduction schedule! I want to have three childrens and I'm 32 years old already. For those old men whose marrying young asian girl and get dump, well just like Magpie said that they are stupid. Or, is it touch your nerve old man?
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:13

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Well, I'm gonna hunt for kuku! I can be his wife #7 smile
Well, I'll just wait, I want to be his last one. Biasanya bini paling akhir could get more money smile
babe, #7 is the last one! and I'm the one whose gonna get all kuku's money..! smile
mimpi kali yeee....

and get back into the queue!
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:15

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Well, I'm gonna hunt for kuku! I can be his wife #7 smile
Well, I'll just wait, I want to be his last one. Biasanya bini paling akhir could get more money smile
babe, #7 is the last one! and I'm the one whose gonna get all kuku's money..! smile
DAMN! Oh...you could have him, sis... smile
Posted by: jok

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:15

haha...! KUKU......... you are so funny when you said "Mimpi Kali yeeeee....." laugh laugh laugh
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:17

Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
Would I marry an Asian girl? Probably a Japanese or Korean. Otherwise no. I will stick to casual sex and slipping them 50,000 Rp for the pleasure.
Hohohoho....Japanese or Korean? Woaaaahahahahahahahhahahhaa! Good luck sir!

Anyway, I think the worst is Philipino girls.
Japanese and Korean girls come from 1st world economies. I find they often earn more than I do. My last Japanese GF was a Pharmacist. My last Korean GF was a Symbian Programmer. Both had good degrees, good careers, nice cars back home, good jobs, and lived first world lifestyles.

They have Western ideas and standards (apart from all toilets outside Tokyo being squatters). They don’t ask to “borrow” money, they have medical aid that looks after sick mothers, and given Tokyo land values they stand to inherit more than I ever will. In short they are Western girls with Asian looks and sex drive.
Posted by: jok

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:19

what do you mean with that PB?
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:21

Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
Did I touch a Raw Nerve Miss "Marry me out of here quick"?
The only nerve you touch, is my reproduction schedule! I want to have three childrens and I'm 32 years old already. For those old men whose marrying young asian girl and get dump, well just like Magpie said that they are stupid. Or, is it touch your nerve old man? [/QB]
Honey, I am single with no intention of marrying anyone from Indo. I never have entertained such a notion.

No raw nerves here….. I am not the one who is offended. 

As we say in England. If the cap fits – wear it!
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:22

kuku, boleh dong bermimpi gitu! laugh
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:22

Quote:
Originally posted by Ela_K:
haha...! KUKU......... you are so funny when you said "Mimpi Kali yeeeee....." laugh laugh laugh
thank you mam, just doing my job.

where you been anyway? you've been avoiding us. you arrived just in time for a shit-fight with PB!! wink
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:22

As long as its not a Dutch Cap
Posted by: jok

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:28

No KUKU...! i have been not avoiding you guys here. really.
iam not going to have a fight with people here, oh please don't be provocated me ;-)
but so sorry for been gone for some time... and can't tell you here on a public, maybe in Jaksa. how about that?
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:28

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
Did I touch a Raw Nerve Miss "Marry me out of here quick"?
The only nerve you touch, is my reproduction schedule! I want to have three childrens and I'm 32 years old already. For those old men whose marrying young asian girl and get dump, well just like Magpie said that they are stupid. Or, is it touch your nerve old man?
Honey, I am single with no intention of marrying anyone from Indo. I never have entertained such a notion.

No raw nerves here….. I am not the one who is offended. 

As we say in England. If the cap fits – wear it! [/QB]
Dear, I'm a woman who also doesn't have any intention of marrying an old bule man, bule money or foreign passport.
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:35

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
kuku, boleh dong bermimpi gitu! laugh
ya bolehlah, asal sesuai dengan peraturan yang berlaku.
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:36

PB, if you think girls here is doing husband hunting rather than practising their English...
How about you? what are you doing here? You complained that you get all the PMs bombarding. I'm sure practising your English is not in your agenda, isn't it?! ..then what the hell are you doing here?" why dont you join tokyotoplesschator whatever!
Posted by: jok

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:39

Mimpi kok pake peraturan sih KUKU......... ?
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:40

All right children, this is not the playground. Wind your heads in for crying out loud! PB, not everyone is looking for a husband on here. Maybe most not all.
Girls, dont bite, if he is trying to wind you up, it's working. We are all family here, cept for that Dutch guy's, who's family may have run away!
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:40

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
I am sorry girls, but guys, you think the girls on this site really just want to practice English….?

Notice how every new guy is “fresh meat”? When I joined I was bombarded with PMs from girls.

It is called “Husband Hunting” - Asian girls are VERY good at it, and you guys are the targets. You may think you are Super Dudes just out having fun, but to the girls you are a walking doorway. All they need to do is trap you.

Married? Don’t worry, it’s just a formality. They will expect you to divorce your wife, dump your kids and marry them.

For a perfect example take a look at the pisspoor guys who move to BKK. They weren’t pisspoor before they moved…. A few girls hook into them, and suddenly that superannuation payout has dwindled to bugger all. They get a job teaching English (they all end up doing it). They can just afford to survive in one room, one meal a day, maybe a bit of groping with the students, and a paid for BJ once a week.

(Dilli – can you confirm the existence of these sad buggers?)

I haven’t seen them in JKT – but they probably exist.

It’s a Jungle out there. We are the Pray. The Ayams are hunting……
Not all of Asian girls like that specially Indonesian, you can't judge people fron one side, of course me as an Indonesian girl not deny for the fact that some of Indo girls just hunting for Bule's wallet but not for all of the girls.
Posted by: jok

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:46

Very good MT....!!
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:52

Quote:
Originally posted by Magpie:
All right children, this is not the playground. Wind your heads in for crying out loud! PB, not everyone is looking for a husband on here. Maybe most not all.
Girls, dont bite, if he is trying to wind you up, it's working. We are all family here, cept for that Dutch guy's, who's family may have run away!
We only heard from one side of the dutch dude! wonder why his wife left!

btw, I'm here to stick with the plan! either marrying magpie to be wife number 2 or hunting for kuku! :p
Posted by: jok

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:53

Oh NO... WD....! please don't do that. James is the Worthy man!
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 10:59

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Quote:
Originally posted by Magpie:
All right children, this is not the playground. Wind your heads in for crying out loud! PB, not everyone is looking for a husband on here. Maybe most not all.
Girls, dont bite, if he is trying to wind you up, it's working. We are all family here, cept for that Dutch guy's, who's family may have run away!
We only heard from one side of the dutch dude! wonder why his wife left!

btw, I'm here to stick with the plan! either marrying magpie to be wife number 2 or hunting for kuku! :p
typical ... you only want me because you can't have me ... dasar perempuan.
Posted by: jok

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 11:10

.....dasar perempuan......
Haha..! KUKU laugh
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 11:44

This is for Mr. Dutch Guy hope can help but if not much I'm sorry then....

Indonesian nationality is governed by act No. 62 of 1958; it defines an Indonesian national as a person who, since the beginning of independent on August 17, 1945, qualifies for citizenship under exciting laws.

Further a person whose mother is an Indonesian national, but whose father’s nationality is unknown or whose father is stateless, shall qualify for Indonesian citizenship. Also a person who was born in Indonesia from unknown parents, or an orphan whose parents are unknown or a person born in Indonesia who doesn’t inherit any nationality from his/her parents, shall qualify for Indonesian citizenship. A five year old child, who is adopted by foster parents of Indonesian nationality, shall qualify for Indonesian nationality if the foster parents apply to a court to legitimize the adoption within one year and are granted their request.

A child born from a legitimate marriage of an Indonesian mother and an alien father shall in the event a divorce is granted by the court, qualify for Indonesian nationality if he/she so decides. A child born from a legitimate or illegitimate marriage between an alien father and an Indonesian mother is entitled to become an Indonesian national if she/he applies to the Minister of Justice, having abandoned his/her nationality according to the law of the foreign country or in accordance with an agreement concluded between Indonesia and a foreign country, in such case a child shall submit the application within a year after reaching the age of 18 years old.
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 11:56

Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
This is for Mr. Dutch Guy hope can help but if not much I'm sorry then....

Indonesian nationality is governed by act No. 62 of 1958; it defines an Indonesian national as a person who, since the beginning of independent on August 17, 1945, qualifies for citizenship under exciting laws.

Further a person whose mother is an Indonesian national, but whose father’s nationality is unknown or whose father is stateless, shall qualify for Indonesian citizenship. Also a person who was born in Indonesia from unknown parents, or an orphan whose parents are unknown or a person born in Indonesia who doesn’t inherit any nationality from his/her parents, shall qualify for Indonesian citizenship. A five year old child, who is adopted by foster parents of Indonesian nationality, shall qualify for Indonesian nationality if the foster parents apply to a court to legitimize the adoption within one year and are granted their request.

A child born from a legitimate marriage of an Indonesian mother and an alien father shall in the event a divorce is granted by the court, qualify for Indonesian nationality if he/she so decides. A child born from a legitimate or illegitimate marriage between an alien father and an Indonesian mother is entitled to become an Indonesian national if she/he applies to the Minister of Justice, having abandoned his/her nationality according to the law of the foreign country or in accordance with an agreement concluded between Indonesia and a foreign country, in such case a child shall submit the application within a year after reaching the age of 18 years old.
All good points, but usually the father would win this battle, and we know why dont we. How many Indonesian mothers, who are splitting up with their husbands, are going to deny their children the right to a western passport? MT, your a sweety, but this guy is either not telling the whole story, or telling a HUGE story.
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 12:04

Yes Magpie, I know this condition, I just try to help him and maybe we should listen more from him, thank you. wink
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 12:08

Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
Yes Magpie, I know this condition, I just try to help him and maybe we should learn more from him, thank you.
Yep, your a sweety, totally and utterly. Such a good girl. And I know you want to help, but this guy is not silly, he has access to the internet and can work out what he can do, if he really needs to. I just get the feeling there is a poor little indonesian girl out there, being lied to and lied about.. And we dont like that do we dear. Someone will get hurt from this, and personally i doubt it would be the guy advertising his marriage and the problems it has, on the internet.
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 12:14

Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
[QUOTE]Not all of Asian girls like that specially Indonesian, you can't judge people fron one side, of course me as an Indonesian girl not deny for the fact that some of Indo girls just hunting for Bule's wallet but not for all of the girls.
I didn’t only say money – I know Asian girls who have married poor guys. They also want a PASSPORT.

Lets face it:
People risk 5 days in an open boat and a couple of years in a detention centre to get into Australia. Marrying a guy is a lot easier.
With the introduction of the “Porn Law ((Sharia Law by another name) in National legislation, and full Sharia Law by regional legislation, if I were a girl I would marry to get out.

However, I will concede that only some Indonesia girls play this “game”. The ones that don’t play the game tend NOT to speak to Bules, would never make suggestive comments on internet chat sites, and usually wear headscarves.

As I said – If the cap fits, wear it.
Posted by: g00f13

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 12:16

I don't claim to be an expert of anything, especially judging people. However I can categorically say that the girls of JakChat are professional, fun, intelligent, and most importantly independent.

I do not claim to know any of the girls here personnaly, but from the postings and amid the innuendos, I can gather some conclusions that these are just ordinary fun loving girls.
Posted by: jok

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 12:32

fun loving girls or good times girl ?
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 12:35

Quote:
Originally posted by Magpie:
All right children, this is not the playground. Wind your heads in for crying out loud! PB, not everyone is looking for a husband on here. Maybe most not all.
Girls, dont bite, if he is trying to wind you up, it's working. We are all family here, cept for that Dutch guy's, who's family may have run away!
For LuLu’s information I majored in psychology, and for anyone elses – I have dated a number of divorced Asian girls in Sydney, and dated a number of “husband hunting” girls in Asia.

Go to any bar in areas like St Marys and you will see fat bald toothless slobs with their arm around their new Thai/Filipino/Ino wife. He has a small house worth maybe $500K, a super worth about the same, and mum and dads place worth about the same.

So ask yourself. Does this vision of beauty love the guy for his rotting teeth, body odour, beer belly or his job stacking shelves in the local supermarket? Or does that $1.5 million and AUS passport have anything to do with it.

Within 3 years they are divorced, and the guy is back in Pattaya with his mates groping all the bar girls, until one manages to catch his eye.

The girl on the other hand signs onto unemployment benefit, gets a cash job in a kitchen, and goes to bars like the Establishment in the hope of landing an even bigger fish.

In the Establishment then meet guys like me, and we laugh uproariously about her stupid ex husband.

Believe me, I must have spelt with 50 such girls. Want a list?
Posted by: Patung

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 12:42

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
I am sorry girls, but guys, you think the girls on this site really just want to practice English….?

Notice how every new guy is “fresh meat”? When I joined I was bombarded with PMs from girls.

It is called “Husband Hunting” - Asian girls are VERY good at it, and you guys are the targets. You may think you are Super Dudes just out having fun, but to the girls you are a walking doorway. All they need to do is trap you.
I've received PM's from two people since joining, both men, and neither had any romantic overtones at all.

My mounds of blubbering fat may be a turn off though, however if money is the main motive for girls here all that fat must mean something to them, in the Chinese sense I mean.
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 12:51

[[/qb][/QUOTE]

In the Establishment then meet guys like me, and we laugh uproariously about her stupid ex husband.

Believe me, I must have spelt with 50 such girls. Want a list? [/QB][/QUOTE]
So are you actively encouraging these ladies to find humour in the very sitation you are stating is out of hand? Sorry PB, normally I sit back and digest what you have to say, but you have accused all of the ladies on Jakchat of being the very types of ladies you hangout with. Not trying to offend but dont you think this is a little contradictory??
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 12:56

So now I'll change my mind not for hunting bule for love but their pocket and green card laugh just kidding!!! laugh
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 12:57

Funnily enough, I have had PM's only from three ladies and I dont think PB has had many more. Not one of them has been of a romantic nature.
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 12:59

oildude! you forgot my nasty horny PMs?? jesus crist!
Posted by: dutchguy

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:06

And bullshit, And bullshit, And bullshit, and party and party and party, And bullshit, And bullshit, And bullshit,and party and party and party,
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:09

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
oildude! you forgot my nasty horny PMs?? jesus crist!
he said he didn't get any *romantic* PMs. he didn't mention anything about all the nasty horny ones he got from all the jakchat gals.

anyway, you better start sending more pornographic PMs to PB; he needs them at the moment wink
Posted by: Patung

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:12

Dutchmen are known for lack of humour. Their preconsumptions are another matter.
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:14

hey mas patung! LOVE your avatar..kinda cool! smile
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:15

Yeah..PB got cranky all the sudden! wonder why..
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:16

Quote:
Originally posted by patung:
Dutchmen are known for lack of humour. Their preconsumptions are another matter.
they are also famous for their skills as colonialists smile

ah, the poor dutch. even dutch people go out of their way to avoid each other! wink
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:17

Oh I'm sorry Mr. Dutch, of course I know you're not in divorce (on your story), well this is just from my view that's all, but of course you have HUGE of right for your baby, at least your baby follow your nationality and consider to the law in Indonesia until your kid reach 18 yrs old. It usually happen. I know probably I don't know better and I'm so sorry to hear about you, but thank you too anyway.

I'm so sorry I can't help much.
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:19

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Yeah..PB got cranky all the sudden! wonder why..
he seems fine to me wink ... maybe we are all getting too used to polite conversation smile i think what he says has a point. overstated perhaps, but what the hell! wink
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:23

I don't care with PB's SHITS..really! doesn't work to me at all! smile
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:23

He's menopausal!

Q) What do Bears use as tampons?

A) Sheep

Give me back my girlfriend you furry fucker!
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:26

lOL!
Posted by: dutchguy

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:27

Lets rock............. and have fun.......... party.... party.....
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:28

Whoaa...so crowded today and so hot smile
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:28

thats all we do here in jakchat, dutch dude!
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:32

Normally sit on the sidelines and snipe!
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:33

So what we need now....FUN...FUN.... laugh Right WD babe? Sound you're so passionate today wink
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:34

Shes sitting in LA with the gold Rabbit whipping up a froth!
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:38

And you oildude, driling on smile
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:39

MT babe, I'm bloody bored! my dude left for Santa Barbara this afternoon for photo shoots (magazines, calenders, commercials etc.) actually doing my laundry now smile coz this weekend we're up in Carmel-San Francisco! leaving thurs night!
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:40

In Carmel remeber to meet up with Clint, dont forget the Rabbit
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:44

Clint's ranch is amazing! LOVE carmel, ever been there oildude? what rubbit..
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 13:46

Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
So what we need now....FUN...FUN.... laugh Right WD babe? Sound you're so passionate today wink
Hey MT, when we will have that threesome?
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 14:23

Ha Ruby, you're in the mood now? Hmmm you're so passion? Be patience, where is your friend, if he's not here I'll call for Mas Kuku first laugh

Mas...Mas....Ruby sudah gatel nih laugh wink
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 14:24

I am not sure mas Kuku will join us smile
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 14:28

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
MT babe, I'm bloody bored! my dude left for Santa Barbara this afternoon for photo shoots (magazines, calenders, commercials etc.) actually doing my laundry now smile coz this weekend we're up in Carmel-San Francisco! leaving thurs night!
I'm sorry to hear that WD babe...hmmm I wish I could come to you I'll jump to your apartment balcony laugh then accompany you, hey aku bisa nyuci juga lho laugh easy babe....MT will make you smile smile
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 14:34

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
I am not sure mas Kuku will join us smile
Why? Hmm...I thought he would coz he's crazy about you, he'll not rejected this invitation instead he got "Red Cross" this week laugh
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 14:40

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
I am not sure mas Kuku will join us smile
time? place??
Posted by: Jokie Jokie Girl

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 15:07

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
So what we need now....FUN...FUN.... laugh Right WD babe? Sound you're so passionate today wink
Hey MT, when we will have that threesome?
heyyyy..don't forget ajak jokgirl ya... wink
Posted by: g00f13

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 15:47

I think Dutchie regrets posting it in here.
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 15:53

Jokie my love are you sure babe? :-)
Posted by: g00f13

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 16:14

Can I join too?
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 17:05

Dear Goof how are you? Busy with work, work, work :-)
Posted by: g00f13

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 17:31

Yep, MT dear, I'm fine just lots of work.

What are you girls playing there? A twosome, a threesome, a foursome, an Xsome? Sounds like fun to me.
Posted by: Jokie Jokie Girl

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 18:21

sure my booby, why not..?
depend of the guy you ask to threesome or foursome...
i like an orgy wink
but plz no Kuku there, coz Kuku doesn't strong enough...kuku mah loyo wink :p laugh smile
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 18:21

I don't whether what we playing about...maybe for the good some
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 18:48

Quote:
Originally posted by jokgirl:
sure my booby, why not..?
depend of the guy you ask to threesome or foursome...
i like an orgy wink
but plz no Kuku there, coz Kuku doesn't strong enough...kuku mah loyo wink :p laugh smile
Have u already tried him and had a test-drive?
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 19:07

Quote:
Originally posted by Magpie:
[
In the Establishment then meet guys like me, and we laugh uproariously about her stupid ex husband.

Believe me, I must have spelt with 50 such girls. Want a list? [/QB][/QUOTE]
So are you actively encouraging these ladies to find humour in the very sitation you are stating is out of hand? Sorry PB, normally I sit back and digest what you have to say, but you have accused all of the ladies on Jakchat of being the very types of ladies you hangout with. Not trying to offend but dont you think this is a little contradictory?? [/QB][/QUOTE]

Magpie, I didn’t say it was out of hand. I said it existed, and a lot of Bules get caught. (Please note - I am not the one who has an Indo wife demanding a lot of money. Dutch Dude is......

I don’t give a shit what any girl does, although I prefer a touch of honesty. But what the hell, if I am the guy who has to point out the emperors lack of underwear….. So be it.

But – I am well know for HATING hypocrisy. If you do something at least have the guts to stand up and be proud of it. If you are ashamed of it, STOP DOING IT.

This is Eaxctly why I like wallet Digga. She is very honest and open. I admire it.

But mate, take a good read at psots on this site. Are the girls practicing English comprehension? Are they discussing the US$ to Rp rate and its effects upon monetary policy? Or is 90% of the conversation about sex, and essentially girls leading men on in a sexually alluring way.

Go on Magpie, take a look and tell me which it is?

So if it is about sex – why? Because they are looking for a Bule husband. I don’t see many Indo Dudes chatting on here……

At least have the decency to be honest girls. No offence intended….
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 19:14

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
So what we need now....FUN...FUN.... laugh Right WD babe? Sound you're so passionate today wink
Hey MT, when we will have that threesome?
Weleh...weleh...get so brave already now, eh?! Good! smile
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 19:17

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
Quote:
In the Establishment then meet guys like me, and we laugh uproariously about her stupid ex husband.

Believe me, I must have spelt with 50 such girls. Want a list?
So are you actively encouraging these ladies to find humour in the very sitation you are stating is out of hand? Sorry PB, normally I sit back and digest what you have to say, but you have accused all of the ladies on Jakchat of being the very types of ladies you hangout with. Not trying to offend but dont you think this is a little contradictory?? [/QB]
Magpie, I didn’t say it was out of hand. I said it existed, and a lot of Bules get caught. (Please note - I am not the one who has an Indo wife demanding a lot of money. Dutch Dude is......

I don’t give a shit what any girl does, although I prefer a touch of honesty. But what the hell, if I am the guy who has to point out the emperors lack of underwear….. So be it.

But – I am well know for HATING hypocrisy. If you do something at least have the guts to stand up and be proud of it. If you are ashamed of it, STOP DOING IT.

This is Eaxctly why I like wallet Digga. She is very honest and open. I admire it.

But mate, take a good read at psots on this site. Are the girls practicing English comprehension? Are they discussing the US$ to Rp rate and its effects upon monetary policy? Or is 90% of the conversation about sex, and essentially girls leading men on in a sexually alluring way.

Go on Magpie, take a look and tell me which it is?

So if it is about sex – why? Because they are looking for a Bule husband. I don’t see many Indo Dudes chatting on here……

At least have the decency to be honest girls. No offence intended…. [/QB][/QUOTE]

Hmmmmmm.....
WD babe...check this out smile
MT honey, I think you should too smile
:p :p :p
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 20:42

Hmmm, I am not looking for bule husband from Jakchat, just wanna have fun here wink
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 20:45

damn. i'm so disappointed frown
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 20:48

Oh kuku, so u wanna find more Indo wives from Jakchat?
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 20:53

only if they're as sweet as you, sayang wink
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 21:14

Ssshhh kuku, we should talk about politic and economic and monetary policy here smile
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 21:19

:p :p :p
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 21:20

oh yeah, right. so, um, what sort of fiscal policy do you think i should employ to get into your pants?
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 21:22

LOL!LOL!LOL!
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 10 May 06 22:43

For once I am with PB! His last post is exemplary!

Who cares about what is said on a chat site, everyone can vent steam!

Ela K is pregnant. MT is lonely. Laluna and WD are horny, PB is grumpy, Cherry has been missing and says Hello, Magpie is kind of Kupu-,Kupu, Jok Girl still is Jok Girl,Goof interjects with wistfulll words, Ruby needs her jungle, Kuku needs to watch over us (Joke) everyone needs something!

We are all friends in this Intermet tribe! Lets stay friends and support each other!

Sorry if I missed anyone!!!!!!!!
Posted by: dutchguy

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 00:39

Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
For once I am with PB! His last post is exemplary!

Who cares about what is said on a chat site, everyone can vent steam!

Ela K is pregnant. MT is lonely. Laluna and WD are horny, PB is grumpy, Cherry has been missing and says Hello, Magpie is kind of Kupu-,Kupu, Jok Girl still is Jok Girl,Goof interjects with wistfulll words, Ruby needs her jungle, Kuku needs to watch over us (Joke) everyone needs something!

We are all friends in this Intermet tribe! Lets stay friends and support each other!

Sorry if I missed anyone!!!!!!!!
Ha ha,,,, yeah, you missed one..... gues, who???... ha ha....
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 07:09

I am so sorry girls, seems I completely misunderstood this entire section of Jakchat. This is indeed to promote cultural awareness of Indonesian girls, and any discussion of sex in any form is purely incidental. I humbly apologise for my grievous error.

I must have been misreading the entire content of the “Free For All” and Up Close and Personal” sections. Perhaps KuKu could retitle them “Indonesian Cultural Awareness” and English comprehension for foreign speakers.

Now: How many girls will perform a BJ on the first date, and what is an appropriate tip/bribe/payment/taxi money?
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 07:18

And from Mango Sauce (www.mangosauce.com) comes and excellent little read on the subject...

Unmasking a Thai Internet con-girl
Posted to Relationships on May 29, 2005 by David
Most romance-seekers who use the Internet to organise dates in Thailand know perfectly well that they're just fooling around with prostitutes but some unfortunate men become convinced that their girl is "different" or perhaps even "respectable" - a common misconception that devious Thai hookers are always eager to exploit.
In a previous article (See Is your Thai sweetheart really a con-woman?) I profiled the behavior of a typical Thai con-girl and offered suggestions as to how a marriage-minded farang might recognise one. On re-reading it, however, I now realise that putting my advice into practice would yield only circumstantial evidence - which is of little practical use when the presiding judge is getting expertly blown-off by the defendant.
To convince a love-sick fool that his adorable Internet dream-girl is really a yo-yo knickered common prostitute, a big smoking gun needs to be rammed firmly up his arse and discharged several more times.
The story of one particularly gullible Internet shopper who won't listen to reason (See Thai mail-order bride fuels mid-life crisis #2 - a tale that now includes several new episodes) has left me feeling more trigger-happy than a US marine patrolling the highway to Baghdad airport - so I'm now going to ask him to pull over at the Mango Sauce checkpoint, step out of his vehicle and bend over.
So long as the will exists to do it, catching an Internet con-girl with her knickers down is actually quite easy. Their deceptions are fairly crude and most can't be bothered to cover their tracks either. If a man is prepared to do his own dirty-work, hiring a private detective is quite unnecessary. This is how it's done:
The easiest place to start is her Hotmail account. Most Thai girls use their phone number as their password (remember to include the leading zero) but the less imaginative ones will settle for 111111, 123456, 666666 or some other easily-remembered six-number combination. This approach works like a charm in most cases but it can sometimes fail when the girl has lost her original phone. It might have slipped out of her back pocket in a Bangkok taxi one night when she was puking 12 bottles of Bacardi Breezer into her handbag.
If this is the case, our amateur sleuth will have to purchase a plane ticket and spring a surprise home-visit on her. When he turns up unannounced clutching his duty-free litre of Asti Spumante and a bunch of King Power roses, her real boyfriend will almost certainly be on hand to put them in water.
Unless his Thai sweetheart has the brass-balls to maintain that the shirtless farang pot-head reclining on her semen-splashed Hello Kitty bed-linen is really just a friend, she'll probably run off and hide somewhere - pausing only to switch her phone off.
In the unlikely event that the devious little tart is home alone, she'll have to rearrange her other liaisons rather hastily. When she leaves the room on some pretext ("I go Sev-earn") a call to her mobile will be greeted by a busy-tone. This is the perfect time to carry the investigation forward.
Her small room will be littered with evidence of wrongdoing. The photos lurking in the bottom drawer of her powder-blue melamine dresser will constitute a rogues-gallery of past and present lovers. They're the tools of her trade. Without them, she might have difficulty recognising the various men she picks up at the airport each week. They also help to jog her memory about what she did with whom.
There's no point in lingering over the bulky gilt-embossed album containing her childhood snaps and the professionally shot 8x10s (The ones where she's dolled-up in traditional costume and her porcelain-white features are framed by a Lanna-style backdrop). That's just her publicity brochure.
What we're looking for are the cheap plastic photo-books. They'll show her poking the long-suffering orangutans of Safari World with a sharp stick in the company of an ever-changing line-up of bland-looking professional men clad in sweat-stained Camel Adventure Wear.
There will be piles of incriminating correspondence all over the place. When lovers email her with their travel details, she'll have to print them out and a surprising number of guys still prefer to express their predictable - but no less nauseating - longings through the medium of hand-written love letters. For the frequent flier who remembered to steal the sick-bag from his seat pocket, this might be a convenient time to bring it out again.
Some girls keep meticulous records. Each man is allocated a notebook and all interactions are carefully logged. Gooey text messages are laboriously transcribed - often in their native English. Consequently, a few minutes spent flicking through the pages could prove enlightening. The notebooks will be stowed away on the sagging shelf under the TV - beside her large and well-thumbed English-Thai, Thai-English dictionary.
If the girl manages to prevent access to her room with some bullshit excuse ("My apartment only lady - man cannot come" or "Cannot take farang go - people/owner/family think I bad lady" etc.) her high-end cameraphone will tell the same story. She almost certainly lacks the expertise to sanitise it so, when she takes a shower, it will disgorge a steaming mountain of dirt. In the unlikely event that she's taken the trouble to delete the explicit text messages and incriminating photos, the call logs will still be there and her contacts book will read like a war memorial.
When the damning evidence of her wrongdoing emerges, staging a confrontation is pointless - because she'll just turn into a screaming harridan and paint herself as the victim of a grave injustice. Later, once she's had time to think, she'll devise a new pack of lies to fit the known facts. She'll promise anything but the one thing that she'll never do is to become a reformed character.
What happens next depends on the maturity of the guy. He could either carry on shagging her purely for fun or, if he's a late developer, he could make a complete prick of himself by throwing a few punches, smashing her phone and hurling her clothes out of the window. The object of his childish fury might enter into the spirit of things by wailing like a stuck pig and pretending to cut her wrists with a safety razor.
Once he's stormed off and purchased his fill of beer, sex and sympathy from a selection of rough, tattooed bar girls, our hormone-fuelled hero will probably conclude that no one else is quite as sweet and lovely as the lying tart that he's just dumped - and the marriage plans will suddenly be back on again.
The deception/discovery/bust-up/reconciliation cycle might have to be played out several more times before the guy eventually comes to his senses or runs out of money. This may explain why so many of the fixtures and fittings in Thailand's budget apartments and tourist-class hotel rooms are held together with Sellotape.
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 07:37

*Smooch* PB smile
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 08:09

Funnily enough Mango Sauce is one of my favourite websites.Great Minds think alike!
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 08:44

It is one of the best, and funniest sites around. Whenever I feel down I read through soem of the old articles and roll on the floor laughing.

My favourite has to be the BKK Chat dialog about the guy being a Pirate smile


PS - I dont suppose you read the Flashman books too?
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 08:47

If you are talking about the old paperbacks, yes I read them many years ago. Gave up when I doscovered how much fun shagging for real was!
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 10:41

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
Now: How many girls will perform a BJ on the first date, and what is an appropriate tip/bribe/payment/taxi money?
Maybe only me..me! :p
but I never got paid!
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 11:00

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
I am so sorry girls, seems I completely misunderstood this entire section of Jakchat. This is indeed to promote cultural awareness of Indonesian girls, and any discussion of sex in any form is purely incidental. I humbly apologise for my grievous error.

I must have been misreading the entire content of the “Free For All” and Up Close and Personal” sections. Perhaps KuKu could retitle them “Indonesian Cultural Awareness” and English comprehension for foreign speakers.
After all we are only human baby! we all make mistakes...*smoochez*
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 12:11

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 12:42

Laluna is my little sheeep today, thats the noise she makes when the Haggis is unleashed from beneath the kilt!
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:02

I'm really pissed with my dude today and now! frown
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:09

Looks like I was wrong....

I see the Rp is slipping against the Bongoland Buffalo turd. Is this due to the drop in new car sales or is SBY imposing some new form of monitary control? Will this impact on the cost of a good shag in Blok M?
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:09

Hey WD, what's up?

Cheer up girl smile
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:10

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
I'm really pissed with my dude today and now! frown
men are bastards.
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:13

Women love bastards smile
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:18

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Women love bastards smile
in that case, i'm a bastard's bastard wink
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:21

The more bastards the more we love them, so kuku how bastards are you?
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:26

Sheep are baaaastards
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:26

You know why I'm pissed? my dude never took seriously about anything, he always jokes around and giggling! he hang up on me, not once but twice!
So i wrote a nasty email, look he wrote me back like this...asshole!

From : James
To : wd@netzero.com
Subject : hey baby..
Date : Wed, May 10, 2006 08:45 PM

...awww, is this our first fight?! lol smile
i will ring you in a bit.....if you hang up on me, you are cut off! lol..

baby, i would never hang up on you! i let the voice mail pick up on one, and sometimes if i am in the basement of our building, it does not pick up..sorry about that babe...

xo
your dr.love

ps: i checked out a few hotels on the beach again...way expensive and some have no vacancy..i think we will be fine at the one i booked for us...it is called the love shack wink
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:29

I asume it is the overarching fiscal policies driving lending rates that is pissing you off. I always thought Black and Scholes were optimistic in the development of an options pricing theory since it fails to cover external market forces.

Or did he shag some other bitch last night?
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:31

Well, he has a good sense of humor smile

WD babe, at least he gave u good reason why he hang up, ehm what is it love shack?
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:34

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
I asume it is the overarching fiscal policies driving lending rates that is pissing you off. I always thought Black and Scholes were optimistic in the development of an options pricing theory since it fails to cover external market forces.

Or did he shag some other bitch last night?
PB, the gasoline is up $3.75/gallon! thats more pissed than he shags another bitch! if he does I'll cut his balls off! and freeze in refrig! smile
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:35

Hey WD hand on to this one.... cos that is a pretty cool email.

Mine tend to be four words like "you are dumped loser" etc

Seems to me he has a sense of fun and humour, and can handle you even when you get shitty.

Hold on firm to him honey, or someone else will grab his zuchini
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:37

Babe....what's going on? *Smooch*
I just get home, patroling as a cute sheep on jakarta roads.... smile
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:38

Really PB honey? do you think he is a cool dude? if not, I'll dump him... smile
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:38

Yeah I will grab him if u dump him WD :p

I love guys with good humor smile
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:38

Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Babe....what's going on? *Smooch*
I just get home, patroling as a cute sheep on jakarta roads.... smile
Patroling oil dude?
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:41

Patroling all the bules with thick wallet... smile

My honey sista, talk to me darling.
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:43

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Really PB honey? do you think he is a cool dude? if not, I'll dump him... smile
nah, just dump him. taureans are lying bastards. he was probably porking some baywatch babe when you called, which is why he hung up on you.
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:45

Wah sexy officer laluna! do you wear that sexy mini skirt uniform babe? wooo hoo! *wink*

I'm Ok babe,.just a bit pissed at work and dude! I needed him today and he wasn;t there for me! so I was pissed. Guess, I was a bit bitchy today! smile
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:47

No he is cool babe.

Pop him in the fridge for later. smile
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:51

Yupe, without panty.... smile

Don't listen to Kuku! I think, he's being insensitive right now, if he knows you really need him, he shouldn't joke around. Anyway, guys is like that.... smile You are in the bad mood also today, I guess.
Posted by: g00f13

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:52

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Really PB honey? do you think he is a cool dude? if not, I'll dump him... smile
Damn!
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 13:58

Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Yupe, without panty.... smile

Don't listen to Kuku! I think, he's being insensitive right now, if he knows you really need him, he shouldn't joke around. Anyway, guys is like that.... smile You are in the bad mood also today, I guess.
don't listen to lulu! you know i'm right. you know exactly what these tarueans are like, don't you? wink
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:00

My money says Lulu wears big fumpy grandma knickers that go down to the knees. And no bra (sagging boops also down to the knees).

I bet she tucks one boop down each leg of her grandma knickers when she runs to keep them under control.... smile
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:01

Hey my tarzan is taurean too and hot :p
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:03

Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Yupe, without panty.... smile

Don't listen to Kuku! I think, he's being insensitive right now, if he knows you really need him, he shouldn't joke around. Anyway, guys is like that.... smile You are in the bad mood also today, I guess.
don't listen to lulu! you know i'm right. you know exactly what these tarueans are like, don't you? wink
HAH! Trusting a gemini? Even his right hand doesn't know what his left hand does.
But it's better than Dilli's hands, who always get into fight to each other.... wink
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:04

ya..kuku is tukang kompor! suka manas-manasin gitu!

emmm..love shack according to PB is..ask hime ruby babe, he knows smile

okei people, LUV you all...lemme get naked in the shower, brb...*smoochez*
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:06

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
My money says Lulu wears big fumpy grandma knickers that go down to the knees. And no bra (sagging boops also down to the knees).

I bet she tucks one boop down each leg of her grandma knickers when she runs to keep them under control.... smile
Yeah, with your money that's pretty much you could get from me smile
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:06

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Hey my tarzan is taurean too and hot :p
taurus with libra? hah! it'll never work! smile you'll drive each other around the bend in no time! now, libra and gemini, that's a love story laugh now, who do i know who's a gemini???
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:11

When Taurus and Libra come together in a love affair, it can be the unification of two halves of a whole. These two Signs are thought of as being karmically linked. They're both looking for security in a relationship and they share a love of art, poetry and culture.
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:15

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
When Taurus and Libra come together in a love affair, it can be the unification of two halves of a whole. These two Signs are thought of as being karmically linked. They're both looking for security in a relationship and they share a love of art, poetry and culture.
LOL! Dapet darimana tuh?!
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:15

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
When Taurus and Libra come together in a love affair, it can be the unification of two halves of a whole. These two Signs are thought of as being karmically linked. They're both looking for security in a relationship and they share a love of art, poetry and culture.
ha! i would sack your astrologer! s/he's obviously a quack! wink
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:17

When Gemini and Libra come together in a love affair, they enjoy a great relationship based on intellectual interests and mental agility. Dual-natured Gemini loves Libra's balance, and Libra is always entertained by the chatty, brainy Twins.
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:17

I think I have to agree with the gemini on that one... smile
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:20

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
When Gemini and Libra come together in a love affair, they enjoy a great relationship based on intellectual interests and mental agility. Dual-natured Gemini loves Libra's balance, and Libra is always entertained by the chatty, brainy Twins.
well, the astrologer who said this obviously knows what s/he is talking about!! cool
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:23

it's the same astrologer :p
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:24

He/she doesn't show the compability grade.

Hey Ruby honey...this is for you.

At a Glance, who am I compatibile with?
ARIES goes with Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini and Aquarius.
TAURUS goes with Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer and Pisces.
GEMINI goes with Libra, Aquarius, Aries and Leo.
CANCER goes with Scorpio, Pisces, Taurus and Virgo.
LEO goes with Aries, Sagittarius, Gemini and Libra.
VIRGO goes with Taurus, Capricorn, Cancer and Scorpio.
LIBRA goes with Gemini, Aquarius, Leo and Sagittarius.
SCORPIO goes with Cancer, Pisces, Virgo and Capricorn.
SAGITTARIUS goes with Leo, Aries, Libra and Aquarius.
CAPRICORN goes with Virgo, Taurus, Scorpio and Pisces.
AQUARIUS goes with Libra, Gemini, Sagittarius and Aries.
PISCES goes with Scorpio, Cancer, Capricorn and Taurus.
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:24

When Polar Bear and Ayam come together in a sex affair, it will result in a huge tsunami of semen and collapsing of the bed. These two animals are thought of as being shagically linked. They're both looking for humping in a relationship and they share a love of sausage sausage sausage.
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:25

hey, did you know, john lennon was a libra ...
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:26

mind you, i have a taurean wife. she drives me up the wall. she's so fucking sensible, it's infuriating.
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:26

SCORPIO goes with Cancer, Pisces, Virgo and Capricorn

Ok, who is

Cancer?
Pisces?
Virgo? (I guess no one here….)
Capricorn?
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:28

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
it's the same astrologer :p
damn.
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:30

Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
My money says Lulu wears big fumpy grandma knickers that go down to the knees. And no bra (sagging boops also down to the knees).

I bet she tucks one boop down each leg of her grandma knickers when she runs to keep them under control.... smile
Yeah, with your money that's pretty much you could get from me smile
I guess you are at an age when they start sagging LuLu.... smile

Better buy two skateboards smile
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:32

kuku, this is me and my dude!

Taurus & Taurus

When two Taureans come together in a love affair, it's a very sensuous and stable relationship -- which pleases both of them to no end. Those are two of the things a Taurus prizes most in a relationship (along with fidelity, sharing good food and other creature comforts ...) When two people both of this Sign get together, it can be the love connection of a lifetime. They will spoil one another to both their hearts' content: Taurus can respect their sweetheart's desire for life's little luxuries, because they have that need themselves. Both partners are charming, graceful and dignified. They can be quite stubborn and opinionated, not to mention jealous and possessive.
Taureans are blessed with strong willpower and commitment. They love the wooing process of courting, so the beginning, building stages of their relationship may stretch out deliciously. Taureans rarely rush into a relationship, but once they're committed, it's solid -- maybe even for life. When two Taureans get together, both provide and expect total devotion. Because of this devotion, a Taurus-Taurus pair may be more possessive of each other than most. Nothing upsets these lovers more than infidelity, but -- luckily -- because both partners are so dedicated to each other and the relationship and because Taureans tend to be very reliable, cheating is rare.

Taurus is ruled by the Planet Venus. When two people with Venus energy come together, it can be love at first sight. Both partners are highly romantic and loving, and they never tire of physical contact and touching. They are the great stamina Signs of the Zodiac; they love to go all day and all night and all the next day ... They are highly sensual and both enjoy pampering. Emotional security is very important to them, but when this is guaranteed these partners can be as decadent and indulgent as they please.
Taurus is an Earth Sign. These two most likely love to garden (they share a mutual love of beauty). Earth Signs are also about possessions, and two Taurus partners usually surround themselves with beautiful things -- a lovely home, artwork, luxurious fabrics, expensive cars. They also share a love of rich, fine foods --

What's the best aspect of the Taurus-Taurus relationship? Their incredible loyalty to each other and their dedication to continuing the romance -- no matter how long-term the relationship is. Their mutual love of romance and comfort makes theirs a highly devoted and long-lasting relationship.
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:32

Taurens DONT cheat smile
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:35

When Dilli and LuLu come together in a love affair, they enjoy a great relationship based on unintelligible interests and mental instability. Dual-natured Dilli loves LuLu’s arse, and LuLu is always entertained by chatting about Oil drilling.
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:37

Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
it's the same astrologer :p
damn.
Hah!...This is the following explanation from the astrologer....

Taurus is an Earth Sign and Libra is an Air Sign. Taurus gets through life relying on their innate practicality, while Libra relies on intellectual exploration. Taurus asks, "How will this help me achieve my goals in life?" Libra, on the other hand, focuses on intellectual stimuli, whether it's practical or not. Conflicts can arise in this relationship if Taurus seems too possessive or Libra seems too flirtatious and social. Sometimes they just don't quite understand where the other is coming from. If they want theirs to be a long-lasting relationship, they must learn to accept that their views of the world are different in tone and focus.

Taurus is a Fixed Sign and Libra is a Cardinal Sign. In general in this relationship, Libra initiates it and Taurus keeps it going. A Fixed Sign won't budge, and Libra needs to understand the Bull's stubborn tendency. With some gentle persuasion, anything is possible -- and there is no Sign more gifted at gentle, subtle persuasion and charm than Libra. On the other hand, Libra's indecision may irritate direct, to-the-point Taurus. As long as Taurus tones down the tendency to declare that their way is the only acceptable way to do or see something, Libra can accept Taurus's decisions.
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:39

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Taurens DONT cheat smile
Taurens, Virgin, Capricorn DON'T cheat!!! smile
Posted by: Ena

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:42

I wanna marry someone for their passport.
I tried to get an indo one but..
Damn husband is no use-I only ever got family visitor relations visa in Indo-and got to pay extra for that one at the airport because guy working their was holding the plane up cos my visa was " wrong" ( it damn wasnt-he just needed some money for a cup of tea lah!)
Now hes gone and decided to become an australian citizen, so Im gonna divorce his arse. LOL.
He IS the eldest son and entitled to all the property they have, plus the businesses, I should have fleeced his family ages ago! His parents are old anyway-lets put them back to china eh.I DO have the first grandson -right, whos got some tips?

I am joking!! Even if he was whats - his- name money bags- sioe liong, unless he get me an old house in gang kelinci im not gonna live in jakarta full time. Everyone thinks Im crazy to like pasar baru but its my favorite place .Why people dont like it? Its more fun than sunter for sure!!!
Did they move the gandi school yet?
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:43

" A Fixed Sign won't budge, and Libra needs to understand the Bull's stubborn tendency "

Thats rite! libra needs "mengalah" aja..gitu lho! laugh
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:45

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
SCORPIO goes with Cancer, Pisces, Virgo and Capricorn

Ok, who is

Cancer?
Pisces?
Virgo? (I guess no one here….)
Capricorn?
Are you asking? I think you better go kill your self rather than know the answer.... smile
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:49

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
SCORPIO goes with Cancer, Pisces, Virgo and Capricorn

Ok, who is

Cancer?
Pisces?
Virgo? (I guess no one here….)
Capricorn?
PB honey, my first fiancee was Scorpio! gosh! he was so damn sexy poisoness London dude!
I miss him sometimes :p
am I crazy or what! if my tauren dude sees this, I'm cut off! smile
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:49

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Taurens DONT cheat smile
yeah, right. and the pope DOESN'T smoke dope:

<img src="http://www.jakchat.com/public/pope.jpg" width=400>
Posted by: Ena

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:49

Im sagitarius -Ill go with anyone( as long as I get a passport hehe)
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:50

aduhh..mau shower lagi! ini gara-gara laluna babe! jadi forgot shower laugh
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:53

Yeeeee....bisa2nya blame on me! smile Go shower! Udah bau tuh! smile
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:56

Hey LuLu, what sign are you?
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:57

Quote:
Originally posted by Ena:
Im sagitarius -Ill go with anyone( as long as I get a passport hehe)
filipino girls have the 3Ps as their objective: pulse, penis, passport. not necessarily in that order.
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 14:58

Virgo....Mr.Scorpio!
Posted by: Ena

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 15:02

me Im bule as hell-not pilipina.
I met one girl pilipina, she was european racially( french+spanish and some long ago pilipines grandma) but only spoke tagalog + english. She was totally blonde and blue eyed and used to get mad because no-one believed she was filo.She wasnt from ruich background either, just kampong in manila somewhere.
Those filo boys here are quite hot tjhough-they all drive the fast and furious style cars with filopwer on them in a sticker. Maybe I should marry one of THEM.
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 15:03

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
Hey LuLu, what sign are you?
where have you been, Sgt. Sausage? lulu is virgo to the core ...
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 15:12

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
SCORPIO goes with Cancer, Pisces, Virgo and Capricorn

Ok, who is

Cancer?
Pisces?
Virgo? (I guess no one here….)
Capricorn?
Quote:
Are you asking? I think you better go kill your self rather than know the answer....
Quote:
Hey LuLu, what sign are you?
Quote:
Virgo....Mr.Scorpio!
Quote:
where have you been, Sgt. Sausage? lulu is virgo to the core ...
LOL!
Posted by: g00f13

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 15:47

So Virgo and Gemini don't go together?
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 16:02

I'm originaly Virgo girl, so with who I should match then???
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 16:03

Quote:
Originally posted by g00f13:
So Virgo and Gemini don't go together?
well, they do and they don't ... both virgo and gemini are ruled by mercury, the messager of the gods, so both are intellectually oriented. but virgos are pendantic perfectionist fusspots who drive flexible, easy-going geminis up the fucking wall! wink

actually, i used to have an (australian) virgo wife. we have a daughter. we certainly ahd much in common intellectually, but living together was not easy ...
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 16:05

Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
I'm originaly Virgo girl, so with who I should match then???
taurus and capricorn (the other earth signs) are best followed by water signs (scorpio and cancer, though not pisces)
Posted by: Ena

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 16:06

so what about aries and sag?with a gemini kid?
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 16:09

Quote:
Originally posted by Ena:
so what about aries and sag?with a gemini kid?
aries and sag, great! aries and gemini, just fine! sag and gemini, ok, but they'll probably have to work harder at it!
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 16:09

Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
I'm originaly Virgo girl, so with who I should match then???
taurus and capricorn (the other earth signs) are best followed by water signs (scorpio and cancer, though not pisces)
Virgo and Leo???
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 16:14

Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
I'm originaly Virgo girl, so with who I should match then???
taurus and capricorn (the other earth signs) are best followed by water signs (scorpio and cancer, though not pisces)
Virgo and Leo???
astrologically, sounds like hard work. but what would i know?? wink

that'll be Rp50,000.
Posted by: g00f13

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 16:22

Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
I'm originaly Virgo girl, so with who I should match then???
So you're with me then.
Posted by: kitasatu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 16:26

So what will be u guys opinion about a Gemini and a Leo, any possibility of things working out?
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 16:29

Quote:
Originally posted by kitasatu:
So what will be u guys opinion about a Gemini and a Leo, any possibility of things working out?
sure, as long as the leo doesn't boss the gemini to death! wink
Posted by: kitasatu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 17:32

Very funny..ha..ha...ha...Kuku! why can it be the other way around?
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 17:47

Quote:
Originally posted by kitasatu:
Very funny..ha..ha...ha...Kuku! why can it be the other way around?
because everybody knows that leos are bossy egomaniacs! smile

o i c ... so it's you who's the leo! :rolleyes:
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 18:07

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
SCORPIO goes with Cancer, Pisces, Virgo and Capricorn

Ok, who is

Cancer?
Pisces?
Virgo? (I guess no one here….)
Capricorn?
no point looking for capricorns. they don't believe in this astrology shit wink
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 18:17

Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
SCORPIO goes with Cancer, Pisces, Virgo and Capricorn

Ok, who is

Cancer?
Pisces?
Virgo? (I guess no one here….)
Capricorn?
no point looking for capricorns. they don't believe in this astrology shit wink
Yupe, my capricorn hot dude is like that, but he start to ask about chinese horoscope though, when he thinks I bring him lots of good lucks... smile
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 18:19

Quote:
Originally posted by g00f13:
Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
I'm originaly Virgo girl, so with who I should match then???
So you're with me then.
So, you are with me also then, goof? aaaa....me, MT and goof dude... smile
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 18:33

Wow my dear Kitty how are you today miss you muaaaahhh, hehehe semalam laris manis banget ya, hmmm sound you'll have step father then hehehhe *smooch* babe see you tomorrow
Posted by: g00f13

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 18:50

Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Quote:
Originally posted by g00f13:
Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
I'm originaly Virgo girl, so with who I should match then???
So you're with me then.
So, you are with me also then, goof? aaaa....me, MT and goof dude... smile
Actually no. I'm in fact a gemini and my wife is a virgo.
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 19:31

Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
Hey LuLu, what sign are you?
where have you been, Sgt. Sausage? lulu is virgo to the core ...
Virgo my ass.

PMSL
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 19:48

Scorpio is my brother smile
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 19:50

PMSL = PB's Massive Sausage for Laluna?
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 19:52

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Scorpio is my brother smile
your poor thing. that must be terrible!
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 19:54

Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Scorpio is my brother smile
your poor thing. that must be terrible!
No, he loves me and he's sweet brother smile
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 19:54

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
PMSL = PB's Massive Sausage for Laluna?
Pissed My Self Laughing...
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 19:57

Why virgo make u pissed laughing?
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 20:34

No Ruby, it's not virgo that make him *PMSL*, is LuLu Virgo!
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 21:00

Star Sign - Pyrex

I was a test tube bay!
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 21:09

Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Star Sign - Pyrex

I was a test tube bay!
Could be worse - you could be a Urinal smile

Lulu a Virgin smile Streching even my mind beyond itd limits.

But LuLu - if you are I am perpared to help out. smile smile You know I love you smile
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 21:18

She could be virgin anytime smile
Posted by: dutchguy

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 21:22

I want to appologise to be honest,
I should have known this before with looking at the "different" topics on this site.

I know now that actually every reply on every new topic first starts with mainly bullshit replies and after that continues with the daily chit chat that everybody has to tell each other.....

Its fine, I get it now....

Maybe for the "moderators" of this site an idea to change the setup and just make one topic,
"lets bullshit all together".....

That would be much easier I think, because that is what it is about here...

And don't get me wrong, I like that too, but It lookes like you can ask and talk about different topics, but its crasy to see what my started topic the last 2 pages is about......

lets rock all....

Have fun...

greetz
Posted by: g00f13

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 21:34

Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Star Sign - Pyrex

I was a test tube bay!
You must've got sands between your toes.
Posted by: dutchguy

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 22:16

and kukuchaku:

absolute uncertainty. i am the property of the australian state. i did not choose this, it just happened that way. actually, i don't want to belong to any state really, but i am told this is not possible. other states demand that i not be stateless, thus to move freely over the planet compels allegiance; a return-to-sender address. i am not comfortable with this.


Why do you want that?
i'm free, that some stupid goverment thinks they can control me with some stupid paper work, they are wrong.
I just sail between all the lines they put up....
I wont let me be controlled.... ha ha ha...
Never
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 22:19

Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
Why do you want that?
i'm free, that some stupid goverment thinks they can control me with some stupid paper work, they are wrong.
I just sail between all the lines they put up....
I wont let me be controlled.... ha ha ha...
Never
but a government does control you ... how far would you get without a passport?
Posted by: dutchguy

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 22:26

Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
Why do you want that?
i'm free, that some stupid goverment thinks they can control me with some stupid paper work, they are wrong.
I just sail between all the lines they put up....
I wont let me be controlled.... ha ha ha...
Never
but a government does control you ... how far would you get without a passport?
control me??? ha ha ha... that passport is as it sounds, just a piece of paper that lets me in where ever I want.....
what the hell do they think they have control over me with that stupid piece of paper.
This is indonesia man.... I can get any passport that I want....
Posted by: dutchguy

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 22:40

I think I got the hang of it here now..... any (of course) very pretty girl interested in a very tall, big bule guy???...... just fresh single.. he he he
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 22:42

dutch guy, are you telling the truth about your family trouble? just wonder! I smell something fishy here!
Your wife left you and took your baby, but still having fun!

I will not be able to laugh out of loud thinking about the problem. When I just broke up with my ex-fiancee, (though I left him coz I wasn't ready to get married) I could not eat, sleep, work, smile..it was sad that I broke someone's heart! I hated it!
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 22:46

Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
I think I got the hang of it here now..... any (of course) very pretty girl interested in a very tall, big bule guy???...... just fresh single.. he he he
I'd rather date a sheep!
Posted by: dutchguy

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 23:06

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
dutch guy, are you telling the truth about your family trouble? just wonder! I smell something fishy here!
Your wife left you and took your baby, but still having fun!

I will not be able to laugh out of loud thinking about the problem. When I just broke up with my ex-fiancee, (though I left him coz I wasn't ready to get married) I could not eat, sleep, work, smile..it was sad that I broke someone's heart! I hated it!
heee..... i'm sitting here now alone in a house, family gone, baby room empty, and trying to make the best of it....
I can do 2 things....
1 just keep sitting here, without my friends, family etc and start feeling sorry for myself, or pick up my life and make something of it....
Sorry if I sound a little harsh, but ..... come on....
i looked at this site before as I could ask serious questions, but I found out that this is the wrong place for that, now i just try to have some fun and its wrong again????

don't make it to hard for me... ok???
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 23:16

ok, as long as you tell us the truth! we hate LIARs here smile

enjoy then!
Posted by: dutchguy

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 23:23

I will......
Posted by: dutchguy

Re: marriage in indo - 11 May 06 23:29

why should I I not tell the truth?????
If I want to get girls or what ever, I do not need to come here.
That is easy to get anywhere in Jakarta.

I posted my first message because I wanted to get info about my situation....
I tried that in Jakarta before, (I mean with people I met before here) but that was not really helpfull.

I hoped to get some answers here, but I was wrong...
still a nice place here though....
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 06:11

Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
why should I I not tell the truth?????
If I want to get girls or what ever, I do not need to come here.
That is easy to get anywhere in Jakarta.

I posted my first message because I wanted to get info about my situation....
I tried that in Jakarta before, (I mean with people I met before here) but that was not really helpfull.

I hoped to get some answers here, but I was wrong...
still a nice place here though....
No, you don't want to come over to find a girl! all girls here are horny bastardo!

Yep! wrong place! I suggest you find the correct info over the internet! people here are (again) very unhelpful! especially ME...I'm only helping single HAWT dudes with thick wallet! laugh
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 06:23

Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
Why do you want that?
i'm free, that some stupid goverment thinks they can control me with some stupid paper work, they are wrong.
I just sail between all the lines they put up....
I wont let me be controlled.... ha ha ha...
Never
but a government does control you ... how far would you get without a passport?
control me??? ha ha ha... that passport is as it sounds, just a piece of paper that lets me in where ever I want.....
what the hell do they think they have control over me with that stupid piece of paper.
This is indonesia man.... I can get any passport that I want....
Yep, in Indo as long as you have lots of Rp, there you go! enjoy your freedom in Indo!

Don't even try here in the US, you'll rotten and smelly in prison, coz your ass will be hump by your inmates!
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 06:51

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
dutch guy, are you telling the truth about your family trouble? just wonder! I smell something fishy here!
Your wife left you and took your baby, but still having fun!

I will not be able to laugh out of loud thinking about the problem. When I just broke up with my ex-fiancee, (though I left him coz I wasn't ready to get married) I could not eat, sleep, work, smile..it was sad that I broke someone's heart! I hated it!
And I still haven't got over you. BITCH!!!!! smile
Posted by: kitasatu

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 09:08

Hi.. dutchguy ....In every relationship theirs going to be problems... Have u try to talk to ur wife, maybe ask her what's the reason why she left.....I believe that when to people really love each other, theirs always a way of solving the problems that comes with the relationship. Sometimes u just have to find what the real problem is..... done u think?
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 09:19

Hey Kitasu, you are Japanese.....
Posted by: Ena

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 10:24

i thought it was we are one? kita -satu?
huh-dont rely on my bahasa though-according to my husband i speak like an abang ikan from medan!
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 10:38

Psssttt Ena, don't tell that to PB?! Let him go with his usual intelegent analyses and physiological judgements... wink

BTW, you are right Ena smile
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 10:58

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
why should I I not tell the truth?????
If I want to get girls or what ever, I do not need to come here.
That is easy to get anywhere in Jakarta.

I posted my first message because I wanted to get info about my situation....
I tried that in Jakarta before, (I mean with people I met before here) but that was not really helpfull.

I hoped to get some answers here, but I was wrong...
still a nice place here though....
No, you don't want to come over to find a girl! all girls here are horny bastardo!

Yep! wrong place! I suggest you find the correct info over the internet! people here are (again) very unhelpful! especially ME...I'm only helping single HAWT dudes with thick wallet! laugh
Yes WD babe, and I hate grumpy people as long as you know Dutchguy, in here we help each other, and maybe it's not much but at least there peoples who listen to you.
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 13:01

Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Psssttt Ena, don't tell that to PB?! Let him go with his usual intelegent analyses and physiological judgements... wink

BTW, you are right Ena smile
You are one?

You mean all of the identies on Jakchat are the product of one multiple personality....?

KuKu....... ???????? Is it really just me and you. Or am I a figment of your underpants too?
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 13:11

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Psssttt Ena, don't tell that to PB?! Let him go with his usual intelegent analyses and physiological judgements... wink

BTW, you are right Ena smile
You are one?

You mean all of the identies on Jakchat are the product of one multiple personality....?

KuKu....... ???????? Is it really just me and you. Or am I a figment of your underpants too?
you know as well as anyone that JakChat is all your own doing; every post has your IP number. you should change your nick to bipolar bear.
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 13:17

I thought I was Bicycle Bear. Ruby keeps riding me all the time..... smile
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 13:22

Ruby is Kuku, so it's Kuku's riding you :p
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 13:26

Bugger Bein Bicycle Bear,

Im Pissed Off Polar now!
Posted by: hanabi

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 16:18

Damn! Did I miss the fun of oversimplification, generalization, and stereotyping? Bule rules! Yay! Let's kiss their asses! laugh
Posted by: hanabi

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 16:36

Hey Dutchguy! Each individual is unique, so talk to your wife. Why did you think that other people know better about her?
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 17:04

Quote:
Originally posted by hanabi:
Damn! Did I miss the fun of oversimplification, generalization, and stereotyping? Bule rules! Yay! Let's kiss their asses! laugh
Hey, are you kissing one of the ass now? It's a big day for you today, eh?! wink wink wink
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 17:06

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Psssttt Ena, don't tell that to PB?! Let him go with his usual intelegent analyses and physiological judgements... wink

BTW, you are right Ena smile
You are one?

You mean all of the identies on Jakchat are the product of one multiple personality....?

KuKu....... ???????? Is it really just me and you. Or am I a figment of your underpants too?
Who is you? You? :p :p :p
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 18:22

You think you have problems, If PB and I are in the same bar and someone calls my name, we both turn around! Most embaresing when its a 60 year old Banci who is loking for him!
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 20:31

Past experience, eh?! smile
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 23:27

Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
You think you have problems, If PB and I are in the same bar and someone calls my name, we both turn around! Most embaresing when its a 60 year old Banci who is loking for him!
Bit hard on LuLu......

Feel free to call us anytime yuo see us in your bar LuLu. A "girl" has to work.

"Barman, send a Bintang down to the old prune down the bar" smile
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 12 May 06 23:27

Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
You think you have problems, If PB and I are in the same bar and someone calls my name, we both turn around! Most embaresing when its a 60 year old Banci who is loking for him!
Bit hard on LuLu......

Feel free to call us anytime yuo see us in your bar LuLu. A "girl" has to work.

"Barman, send a Bintang down to the old prune down the bar" smile
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 13 May 06 08:07

Were we drinking last night PB, site is littered with double posts, spelling errors and other clues indicative of a night on the piss?


How is your head this morning?
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 13 May 06 14:16

Yep - I was Bear Arsed last night, and logged on via the phone.

Sorry KuKu. frown

Bear with a sore head today.....
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 13 May 06 14:22

no damage as far as i can see wink
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 13 May 06 19:55

He He He
Posted by: sweetme

Re: marriage in indo - 14 May 06 14:57

uuuuhh..yeaaaahh..party..party...
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 14 May 06 15:01

sweetme, the party's at my place wink
Posted by: sweetme

Re: marriage in indo - 14 May 06 15:12

Maybe I can help you Dutch guy
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 15 May 06 08:17

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
dutch guy, are you telling the truth about your family trouble? just wonder! I smell something fishy here!
Your wife left you and took your baby, but still having fun!

I will not be able to laugh out of loud thinking about the problem. When I just broke up with my ex-fiancee, (though I left him coz I wasn't ready to get married) I could not eat, sleep, work, smile..it was sad that I broke someone's heart! I hated it!
Yep, that's what I was thinking... From the beginning. Has anyone else noticed that the dutchguy has edited his first two posts in this particular discussion. Have you also notice how quickly he got over losing his wife and baby? Very quick. Amazing how you can be happily married with a new baby three weeks ago, you wife left you, then 3 weeks later you are looking for a girly, and you have experience (your claim) finding girls in Jakarta. God help your next woman. Not just fishy, your story stinks!!
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 15 May 06 10:36

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by dutchguy:
[qb] Why do you want that?
i'm free, that some stupid goverment thinks they can control me with some stupid paper work, they are wrong.
I just sail between all the lines they put up....
I wont let me be controlled.... ha ha ha...
Never
but a government does control you ... how far would you get without a passport?
control me??? ha ha ha... that passport is as it sounds, just a piece of paper that lets me in where ever I want.....
what the hell do they think they have control over me with that stupid piece of paper.
This is indonesia man.... I can get any passport that I want....
Yes, you probably could, but it's not going to be much use outside of Indonesia is it! Custom's have computers that check your passport, and number and authenticity. Dont delude yourself, you will never truly be in control of your own life.....otherwise you wouldn't pay taxes would you?
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 15 May 06 10:54

Who pays taxes? I have not paid tax in 20 years. Admittedly there is a renumaration to the Indonesian Govt for my professional existence here, but, it does not come from my Net Income. The only tax that I knowingly pay is the extra money for my beer!

I used to have a notice on my office door when I worked for SIPM (Royal Dutch Shell) It said:

Cloggie Free Zone!

Seemed to work!
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 15 May 06 11:00

Yep, that's right, you used to pay taxes, and you got a passport, which allowed you to leave your home country, and get a job in Indonesia where you dont have to pay taxes. And really taxes are being paid on your behalf, same as me when I return, the school pays my taxes. My point was not to think that you could control your life completley. If I could have complete control over my life, the first think I would do is make myself omnipotent and immortal, but I cant, because that's an impossiblity. Just like trying to have complete control over your life. Personally if there was no randomness to my life, I would be very bored.
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 15 May 06 11:08

Random thought of the day!

Who is going to put Engerland out of the Wurld Cup!

No offence!
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 15 May 06 11:13

I have a bit of a sneaky bet on. England out at quarters or before, Argies and the Brazilians in the final...Final score 4 -2 to Argentina, and hopefully a decent final for a change! Who will knock England out??? havent a clue, have just tried to work out who they will meet, after the groups, If England win their group, they will meet Poland, they could knock them out, after that I cant work out who they will meet.
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 15 May 06 11:16

World cup fever start already? Or it is just because one of the boring Monday again?! smile
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 15 May 06 11:17

1 month to go until the finest competition in the world....... FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 15 May 06 11:26

The Scottish Supporters club are filling the bus with beer, getting the flags for the first three teams we will be supporting, and generally heading to Boscheland with Braveheart DVD's and Haggis Suppers aplenty.

Schedule - 10th June - Paraguay (Supported by the whole of Scotland) vs Engerland

Schedule - 15th June - Trinidad & Tobago (Supported by the whole of Scotland) vs Engerland

Schedule - 20th June - Sweden (Supported by the whole of Scotland) vs Engerland
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 15 May 06 11:42

I am lucky, Newcastle dont have a national team, Scotland never qualify for the world cup, and NZ are even worse than Scotalnd, so I will be supporting Togo, The Ivory coast and Ghana. (retired as an England supporter at the same time Shearer retired, or, more accuratley, the only reason I watched them play had a bit of trouble scoring, and was slagged off heaps by the media!))
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 15 May 06 16:24

The problem is people use passport “protection” but don’t pay a cent for it. I am guilty, having not paid any UK tax for 20 years, yet still waving a UK passport (well EU anyway) when it suits me.

Maybe a $10,000 tax per year on passports might work….
Posted by: Macan Tutul

Re: marriage in indo - 15 May 06 17:31

What about the ALL BLACK ????
Posted by: dutchguy

Re: marriage in indo - 15 May 06 20:41

Quote:
Originally posted by Magpie:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
dutch guy, are you telling the truth about your family trouble? just wonder! I smell something fishy here!
Your wife left you and took your baby, but still having fun!

I will not be able to laugh out of loud thinking about the problem. When I just broke up with my ex-fiancee, (though I left him coz I wasn't ready to get married) I could not eat, sleep, work, smile..it was sad that I broke someone's heart! I hated it!
Yep, that's what I was thinking... From the beginning. Has anyone else noticed that the dutchguy has edited his first two posts in this particular discussion. Have you also notice how quickly he got over losing his wife and baby? Very quick. Amazing how you can be happily married with a new baby three weeks ago, you wife left you, then 3 weeks later you are looking for a girly, and you have experience (your claim) finding girls in Jakarta. God help your next woman. Not just fishy, your story stinks!!
you know shit..... but if you want to make up some nice story, go ahead... its not my story....
I already said that I was just joking around with that looking for girl story... but what ever...
And yes, I changed my post because I did not want to have a serious personal story of mine on a jokers site with so much bullshit....
Bye, have fun here....
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 16 May 06 14:40

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
dutch guy, are you telling the truth about your family trouble? just wonder! I smell something fishy here!
Your wife left you and took your baby, but still having fun!

I will not be able to laugh out of loud thinking about the problem. When I just broke up with my ex-fiancee, (though I left him coz I wasn't ready to get married) I could not eat, sleep, work, smile..it was sad that I broke someone's heart! I hated it!
And I still haven't got over you. BITCH!!!!! smile
LOL! but you were forkin' tina, dina and gina..you slut beeeeooooooch! laugh
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 16 May 06 14:44

That was just sex honey......


(Seriously - I will post some emails from a Thai girl I used to date. Talk about slut!!! But she used to say - "I only sex with other men honey JUST SEX. I only love you. I only kiss you. Them men just fuck me and I suck them and lick thier arse but only kiss you honeeee")
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 16 May 06 14:53

Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
That was just sex honey......


(Seriously - I will post some emails from a Thai girl I used to date. Talk about slut!!! But she used to say - "I only sex with other men honey JUST SEX. I only love you. I only kiss you. Them men just fuck me and I suck them and lick thier arse but only kiss you honeeee")
so, straight after licking some guy's arse, she kisses you. charming girl you got there ...
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 16 May 06 14:57

I dont see her any more......
Posted by: jok

Re: marriage in indo - 16 May 06 14:58

because her mouth is stink ya
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 16 May 06 15:17

Quote:
Originally posted by Ela_K:
because her mouth is stink ya
yeah, something like that ...
Posted by: hanabi

Re: marriage in indo - 16 May 06 16:17

Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Quote:
Originally posted by hanabi:
Damn! Did I miss the fun of oversimplification, generalization, and stereotyping? Bule rules! Yay! Let's kiss their asses! laugh
Hey, are you kissing one of the ass now? It's a big day for you today, eh?! wink wink wink
laugh I kissed his ass once and he kissed mine twice...
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 16 May 06 17:19

Quote:
Originally posted by hanabi:
Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Quote:
Originally posted by hanabi:
Damn! Did I miss the fun of oversimplification, generalization, and stereotyping? Bule rules! Yay! Let's kiss their asses! laugh
Hey, are you kissing one of the ass now? It's a big day for you today, eh?! wink wink wink
laugh I kissed his ass once and he kissed mine twice...
two for one? great deal!
Posted by: Jokie Jokie Girl

Re: marriage in indo - 16 May 06 17:31

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Quote:
Originally posted by Sausage Master Polar Bear:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
dutch guy, are you telling the truth about your family trouble? just wonder! I smell something fishy here!
Your wife left you and took your baby, but still having fun!

I will not be able to laugh out of loud thinking about the problem. When I just broke up with my ex-fiancee, (though I left him coz I wasn't ready to get married) I could not eat, sleep, work, smile..it was sad that I broke someone's heart! I hated it!
And I still haven't got over you. BITCH!!!!! smile
LOL! but you were forkin' tina, dina and gina..you slut beeeeooooooch! laugh
ahhhh...untung nggak ada lina wink
Posted by: hanabi

Re: marriage in indo - 16 May 06 17:34

KuKu! You want me to kiss yours? Promise to wash and clean it first! And it would be great if you stick a $100 note on your ass! laugh
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 16 May 06 17:40

sure! give me the $100 and i'll stick it up there for you!
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 16 May 06 20:20

Quote:
Originally posted by jokgirl:
Quote:
LOL! but you were forkin' tina, dina and gina..you slut beeeeooooooch! laugh
ahhhh...untung nggak ada lina wink [/QB]
You will be next, soon! smile
Posted by: Lulu

Re: marriage in indo - 16 May 06 20:21

Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
sure! give me the $100 and i'll stick it up there for you!
Then I'm the one who will kiss it! smile
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 16 May 06 21:42

Pornpon Janted MSN chat to me last year...

Polar Bear says:
who Chris?
Pornpon Janted says
I chat with him on msn
Polar Bear says:
you had sex?
Pornpon Janted says
yes
Polar Bear says:
last week??
Pornpon Janted says
i had sex with him
Pornpon Janted says
him like lick my pussy and like me to suck cock him so long time
Polar Bear says:
what night?
Pornpon Janted says
afternoon
Polar Bear says:
what day?
Pornpon Janted says
i can't remember
Pornpon Janted says
him like have sex with me him tell me everytime when we chating on msn
Pornpon Janted says
sorry
Pornpon Janted says
my love
Pornpon Janted says
him not Ex bf
Pornpon Janted says
gig only
Pornpon Janted says
lol
Polar Bear says:
you meet him again??
Pornpon Janted says
yes
Polar Bear says:
when?
Pornpon Janted says
i think on friday
Pornpon Janted says
yes
Pornpon Janted says
night
Polar Bear says:
you enjoy sex with him??
Pornpon Janted says
yes
Polar Bear says:
suck him?
Pornpon Janted says
him like 69 with me
Pornpon Janted says
and him drink pee
Pornpon Janted says
lol
Polar Bear says:
he drink your pee???
Pornpon Janted says
yes
Pornpon Janted says
him like drink pee
Pornpon Janted says
i never meet guys drink pee before yet
Pornpon Janted says
Him like lick my pussy and like me suck cock long time
Pornpon Janted says
him have wife
Pornpon Janted says
thai wife*
Polar Bear says:
good sex?
Pornpon Janted says
yes
Pornpon Janted says
good sex
Pornpon Janted says
i like sex with him
Polar Bear says:
no condom???
Pornpon Janted says
for him no condom
Pornpon Janted says
him like me sit on cock and lick ass him
Pornpon Janted says
last week me and Chris not use condom
Pornpon Janted says
sorry
Posted by: dutchguy

Re: marriage in indo - 16 May 06 21:54

hahahahahaha...... what did I say before..... he he
very very Civilized conversations here.....

lets party lets party lets party, lets bullshit, lets bullshit, lets bullshit..........
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 16 May 06 23:19

LOL..PB, thats very-very funny! she is so cute lil slut! smile
Posted by: dutchguy

Re: marriage in indo - 16 May 06 23:32

cute?????????????/ ha ha..... stupid you mean..... my god what an idiot
Posted by: dutchguy

Re: marriage in indo - 16 May 06 23:40

are you all here so ignorant?? it would be nice to tell a girl like that what for the condom whas invented... but no..... just let that innocent girl get the worst Disease and carry it on.....

lets party lets party lets party, lets bullshit, lets bullshit, lets bullshit.lets party lets party lets party, lets bullshit, lets bullshit, lets bullshit.... and don't give a fuck about others.... it could hurt you..... ha ha ha ha
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 17 May 06 04:58

Not so ignorant, that we didn't catch you out Dutch guy.
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 17 May 06 06:20

Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
cute?????????????/ ha ha..... stupid you mean..... my god what an idiot
I think YOu are the FUCKING MORONIC IDIOT dutchguy! look at yourself! your wife left you..having family problem sharing it with people here on chat you don't know! then looking for a girl! damn...you are still a married old man! what a pathetic LOSER!
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 17 May 06 06:41

Dont hold back WD!
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 17 May 06 06:49

morning sexy oildude! sore disini..!

Not this time! I'm not going to take my words back, especially for this stinky duthguy! he is a total moron who doesn't know how to joke around. He must be an old fat pig robot!
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 17 May 06 07:07

I thought he's not fun, no sense of humor at all and don't know how to have fun, no wonder his wife left him.
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 17 May 06 07:09

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
LOL..PB, thats very-very funny! she is so cute lil slut! smile
She had a cute face, she is however 101kg.

I will try to post some links to photes.
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 17 May 06 07:10

Actually, he is probably quite pissed at me. I have been pulling his posts apart since he joined, which was naughty of me, but I honestly thought he was talking out of his backend. Anyway I know shit according to him, which is probably why I sniffed out his bullshit posts from the start!!
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 17 May 06 07:11

Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
are you all here so ignorant?? it would be nice to tell a girl like that what for the condom whas invented... but no..... just let that innocent girl get the worst Disease and carry it on.....
I don't like condom too, so what, I am still alive and healthy!
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 17 May 06 07:14

Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
cute?????????????/ ha ha..... stupid you mean..... my god what an idiot
Do you know why I liked Pornpon so much Duch Guy?

Because she was totally and utterly honest with me. She did what every other girl does, but she told me about it. She is higher in my esteem than almost every other girl I have dated, despite her lifestyle.

I try to be just as honest.

Now ask yourself: do you tell us the truth or not?
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: marriage in indo - 17 May 06 07:19

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
are you all here so ignorant?? it would be nice to tell a girl like that what for the condom whas invented... but no..... just let that innocent girl get the worst Disease and carry it on.....
I don't like condom too, so what, I am still alive and healthy!
Errrrrrrr

No sorry Ruby. That last party -
KuKu gave you 2000Rp,
I gave you foot and mouth,
and Dilli gave you sheep scab.

Sorry honey. smile
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 17 May 06 08:55

Nothing wrong with Sheep Scab. At least its an honest disease!
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 17 May 06 08:58

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
I thought he's not fun, no sense of humor at all and don't know how to have fun, no wonder his wife left him.
give him a break. he's dutch! dutch don't have a sense of humour! wink
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 17 May 06 09:04

Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
I thought he's not fun, no sense of humor at all and don't know how to have fun, no wonder his wife left him.
give him a break. he's dutch! dutch don't have a sense of humour! wink
'cept for maybe the national football manager, he would need to have a sense of humour to put up with some of the best, albeit egotistical football players in the world, who have managed to not win anything for ages!! (this fact has baffled me since about 1986!)
Posted by: Dilli

Re: marriage in indo - 17 May 06 09:06

I am a Cloggie Free Zone
Posted by: dutchguy

Re: marriage in indo - 17 May 06 13:48

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
cute?????????????/ ha ha..... stupid you mean..... my god what an idiot
I think YOu are the FUCKING MORONIC IDIOT dutchguy! look at yourself! your wife left you..having family problem sharing it with people here on chat you don't know! then looking for a girl! damn...you are still a married old man! what a pathetic LOSER!
I don't know where you from, but fot sure you can not read........ your just pissed off about something else and try to make it as big as you can....
och..... typical indo...... what ever.... as if I care......
Posted by: Jokie Jokie Girl

Re: marriage in indo - 17 May 06 14:13

what happening here....?
Posted by: Jokie Jokie Girl

Re: marriage in indo - 17 May 06 14:14

i know nothing, tell me dong!
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 17 May 06 23:04

Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
cute?????????????/ ha ha..... stupid you mean..... my god what an idiot
I think YOu are the FUCKING MORONIC IDIOT dutchguy! look at yourself! your wife left you..having family problem sharing it with people here on chat you don't know! then looking for a girl! damn...you are still a married old man! what a pathetic LOSER!
I don't know where you from, but fot sure you can not read........ your just pissed off about something else and try to make it as big as you can....
och..... typical indo...... what ever.... as if I care......
I'm pissed becoz a STINKY dutch like you living in Indo! :rolleyes:
Posted by: Magpie

Re: marriage in indo - 18 May 06 04:13

Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
cute?????????????/ ha ha..... stupid you mean..... my god what an idiot
I think YOu are the FUCKING MORONIC IDIOT dutchguy! look at yourself! your wife left you..having family problem sharing it with people here on chat you don't know! then looking for a girl! damn...you are still a married old man! what a pathetic LOSER!
I don't know where you from, but fot sure you can not read........ your just pissed off about something else and try to make it as big as you can....
och..... typical indo...... what ever.... as if I care......
If you dont care, why do you keep replying to this post??? Addictive, isn't it?
Posted by: dutchguy

Re: marriage in indo - 18 May 06 23:10

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
an old fat pig robot!
Thats a first I hear someone saying that

I'm trying to imagine how that should look like...

he he he
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 19 May 06 13:30

Then show us how you look like
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 19 May 06 13:53

ruby babe, he is a PRICK! 500 lbs, old and bald! yet ROBOT..coz he has no sense of humor at all!
Posted by: sweetme

Re: marriage in indo - 19 May 06 18:25

be nice to dutchguy please
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: marriage in indo - 19 May 06 18:37

Quote:
Originally posted by sweetme:
be nice to dutchguy please
i think maybe dutchguy is inviting these kinds of negative responses ... he feeds off them! he really likes it when people abuse him!
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: marriage in indo - 19 May 06 18:57

Quote:
Originally posted by sweetme:
be nice to dutchguy please
We're always being nice in Jakchat smile
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 19 May 06 23:31

Quote:
Originally posted by sweetme:
be nice to dutchguy please
You go be nice to him! and kiss his fat ass!

Me? HELL no way..he is a freakin' jerk!
Posted by: echost

Re: marriage in indo - 20 May 06 00:39

Do you in semarang already ?
Posted by: dutchguy

Re: marriage in indo - 20 May 06 00:54

you want me to show me a pic of my legs only like you do walett??? what do you have to hide??

and... sweetme.... thank you.... life's not easy...
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 20 May 06 04:27

bring it on dutchguy! show us the whole you dutchguy! let us see how ugly your look is! only your fat legs? thats disgusting! even chubby fat cow wont look at them!
Gosh! why don't you stop making yourself look more idiot than you already are!

I'm not hiding anything, most people here already saw my look sweetie! at least the legs pic is a real pic of mine!
Posted by: Jokie Jokie Girl

Re: marriage in indo - 20 May 06 13:35

Quote:
Originally posted by dutchguy:
you want me to show me a pic of my legs only like you do walett??? what do you have to hide??

and... sweetme.... thank you.... life's not easy...
hey dutchguy..are you looking for an attentions from any girl here?
Posted by: dutchguy

Re: marriage in indo - 21 May 06 01:23

I;m going to kill myself..... happy?? bye
Posted by: juminten

Re: marriage in indo - 21 May 06 05:18

that's better, go for it dutchguy! your life is fucked anyway! drink "obat nyamuk" the whole bottle..it kills you fast!