How to be a Cunning Linguist

Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

How to be a Cunning Linguist - 05 Dec 06 23:20

How to be a Cunning Linguist: Top Ten Things NOT to Say when Muff Diving

A simple list of things you might not want to say the next time you go clamsniffing.


10) Look, honey, I found the remote!



9) Hold on for just a sec... this would go GREAT with tartar sauce.



8) Damn, I've never seen one of THOSE before...



7) Is there something in my teeth? Quick, get it out!



6) I think I'm going to need another beer for this.



5) Oh, nasty, your pussy tastes like SHIT! Wait, my bad.



4) Smile, you're on Candid Camera!



3) Ohhh, yesssss... tell me how much you love it, Mrs. Reno...



2) Would you PLEASE keep it down? My mom's a light sleeper!



And the absolute worst thing to say when you're munching her rug is...


1) Do you take Visa?
Posted by: Yes

Re: How to be a Cunning Linguist - 05 Dec 06 23:26

i dissagree, Hold on for just a sec... this would go GREAT with tartar sauce. is by far the worst...
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: How to be a Cunning Linguist - 05 Dec 06 23:31

I was taught to lick the alphabet ABCDEFG etc. If she didnt errupt, then write your memoirs.

"Polar Bears Schooldays" gets them going.....