Fake Nipples

Posted by: Dilli

Fake Nipples - 17 Jun 06 06:55

As part of a market research programme. this topic is dedicated to highlighting products available on the market which no-one really needs, but are on sale.

Our first offering, uncovered accidentally by a google search is:

Fake Nipples

http://www.softer-ware.com/

Feel free to contibute to this important study.
Posted by: Lulu

Re: Fake Nipples - 17 Jun 06 07:30

It's still morning, and you already google "nipples"???? Geezzzzzz!
Posted by: Dilli

Re: Fake Nipples - 17 Jun 06 09:04

Found it by accident! Was not looking for Nipples!
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: Fake Nipples - 17 Jun 06 09:09

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
Posted by: KuKuKaChuModerator

Re: Fake Nipples - 17 Jun 06 09:24

Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Found it by accident! Was not looking for Nipples!
yeah, riigghhhttt ...

"Start making your point(s) with class and subtlety! Stick out among the masses!"

i can see how they could be useful :rolleyes:
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: Fake Nipples - 17 Jun 06 09:43

Instant turned on banci kit;

1 Kilt (rolled up short - remember to shave legs)

1 thin business shirt

1 set fake nipples

Dilli set for another night out smile smile
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: Fake Nipples - 17 Jun 06 10:22

PB, u know him so much better, are u going out with him tonight? :p
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: Fake Nipples - 17 Jun 06 14:52

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
PB, u know him so much better, are u going out with him tonight? :p
No, he just wants me for sex....


He uses a poor Polar Bear then never calls.
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: Fake Nipples - 17 Jun 06 16:47

U miss him smile
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: Fake Nipples - 17 Jun 06 19:53

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
U miss him smile
I won't miss him when I have him in my crosshairs smile

BANG!!
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: Fake Nipples - 17 Jun 06 20:37

PB, I miss ur sausage avatar
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: Fake Nipples - 17 Jun 06 20:45

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
PB, I miss ur sausage avatar
You, my darling can have it for real. Hell, we could even marry......
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: Fake Nipples - 17 Jun 06 20:49

Oh wow, I am speechless... smile

PB, are u drunk again?
Posted by: Dilli

Re: Fake Nipples - 17 Jun 06 20:57

You dumb fuck PB, I move too fast to get caught in cross hairs! More to the point, how do you get your claws in the trigger?

And, thinking about the whole issue here! - Leave my Bird alone! I have just bought a Tarzan suit and have taken lessons in swinging (no innuendo) through the tree's!

Ha Ha!
Posted by: Dilli

Re: Fake Nipples - 17 Jun 06 20:58

Ruby,

He probably is pissed because Engerlund got thrashed at Rugby this afternoon by Australia
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: Fake Nipples - 17 Jun 06 21:02

What? bird?

I am Rubyyyyyyyyyyyy.... :p
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: Fake Nipples - 17 Jun 06 23:50

1. Arctic trigger has the trigger guard removed so you can use it with bit mittens - or PAWS!!!

2. England threw the game as a distraction whilst they snatch the real trothy this year. The World Cup.

3. Polar Bears eat birds. We lick them all over first, then munch away. yummy yummy Ruby......
Posted by: Lulu

Re: Fake Nipples - 18 Jun 06 03:23

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Oh wow, I am speechless... smile

PB, are u drunk again?
I am the one who get a bit drunk tonight.
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: Fake Nipples - 18 Jun 06 10:52

hey laluna, why don't u take me and drunk together?
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: Fake Nipples - 18 Jun 06 11:02

Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear:

3. Polar Bears eat birds. We lick them all over first, then munch away. yummy yummy Ruby......
That's why I was wet last night in my dream
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: Fake Nipples - 18 Jun 06 11:04

Glad to be of service.

Polar Bears, satisfying beautiful young girls for 20 years.
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: Fake Nipples - 18 Jun 06 11:06

PS, you photo blows up really big, and you look gorgeous......

You can dance with me on the moonlit beach anytime....
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: Fake Nipples - 18 Jun 06 11:45

I wonder that too, maybe big size? Well, just put it for awhile, will change it later.

Yeah dance with me all nite long smile
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: Fake Nipples - 18 Jun 06 11:56

Horizontal Polar Bear Samba smile
Posted by: Lulu

Re: Fake Nipples - 18 Jun 06 12:40

Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
hey laluna, why don't u take me and drunk together?
Get your jungle ass here then! :p
Posted by: juminten

Re: Fake Nipples - 18 Jun 06 13:28

PB, do you really know how to dance? smile show me baby!
Posted by: juminten

Re: Fake Nipples - 18 Jun 06 14:31

J.D Fortune! the new INXS lead singer is HOT! much better looking in person! I love his clean cut syle with great smile! though his arms full with tatoos is still *yum*
Posted by: D'ruby

Re: Fake Nipples - 18 Jun 06 18:05

Yeah, JD is hot! I like his eyes, I even buy the album just to hear him smile
Posted by: Polar Bear

Re: Fake Nipples - 19 Jun 06 07:15

Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
PB, do you really know how to dance? smile show me baby!
Horizontal dancing? I have some movies of me and some Chinese girls if you want to see…..

Vertical dancing: I had a Mother who insisted on me learning ballroom, and Gf who insisted on me learning Latin. I get by.