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#97772 - 04 Apr 09 18:46 www.JakartaRestaurantReviews.com
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Please have a look-see, if you wanna chow down in town. (Ir)regulary updated.
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#97773 - 04 Apr 09 18:57 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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Worst. Blog. Ever.
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#97786 - 04 Apr 09 22:22 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Vulgarian]
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Biggest. Fattest. Wanker.
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#97787 - 04 Apr 09 22:27 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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#97789 - 05 Apr 09 02:43 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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Now, look here - I may masturbate, I may carry a few extra pounds and I may be abrasive, but in no way does that make me... oh. Fair play.
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#97797 - 05 Apr 09 10:29 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Vulgarian]
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:-)
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#97884 - 06 Apr 09 13:42 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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Hahaha.

And Marmz,I quite liked your reviews.
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#98938 - 25 Apr 09 20:40 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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I keep hearing about this blog. Where is it?

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#98939 - 25 Apr 09 20:42 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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AAAAH FUCK. MY EYES! That black background...ohhh my dinner...

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#98940 - 25 Apr 09 20:56 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Catflap]
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Nice reviews though...

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#98961 - 26 Apr 09 09:48 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Catflap]
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You read 20,000 words in 14 minutes?
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#98963 - 26 Apr 09 10:22 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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i think he just looked at the pictures.

hmmm. there are no pictures.

well, maybe he just picked up the look-and-feel by osmosis.
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#98973 - 26 Apr 09 11:31 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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There are pictures, sometimes, when i can be arsed or am allowed.
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#98991 - 26 Apr 09 13:58 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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I read three or four reviews. That was enough to imprint that yellow text on my vision for two hours. I thought I was being attacked by bees! You try reading it on a 32 inch tv.

I love how you keep track of how many words you've written! It is a lot but you've got a nice, easy style that I am already familiar with, so it wasn't a chore to read...

On the serious side, I would consult this blog were I to opt for a nice night out in a restaurant or for other practical purposes. Say, if I had a particularly bad case of insomnia.

I remember a certain B.D., who used to work at TBI, once had a great idea for a hospitality consultancy that would specialise in customer service training. Bad service seems to be endemic
in Jakarta. Perhaps we should get together and form some sort of training school for hospitality workers?


Edited by Catflap (26 Apr 09 14:06)
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#98992 - 26 Apr 09 14:04 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Yes. Me read good. Me can read lots of big words too. Me got favourite book. It called "Dick and Jane." Me like coz there is lots of pretty pictures and only little words.

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#98995 - 26 Apr 09 14:44 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Catflap]
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Me like "Dick in Jane" best. Not mind where.
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#98996 - 26 Apr 09 14:45 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Piss Salon]
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That may have actually been the correct title...

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#99071 - 27 Apr 09 13:43 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Catflap]
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Sure it wasn't Dick in John? :-p
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#100217 - 17 May 09 21:34 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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Restaurants covered so far this year are:
A Gran Melia
Amigo's
Brewww
Buddha Bar
Cazbar
Chameleon
Eastern Promise
Front Page
Glass Lounge
Hacienda
Immigrant
IndoChine
J.W. Marriott
Kinara
Loca!
Loewy
Moya
Ottimo Deli
Poste
Potato Head
Rustique
Social House
Ti Amo
The Apartment
Times Square
Tony Roma's
Toscana
Trattoria
VIN+
YaUdah

with many more following in the coming months.
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#100234 - 18 May 09 09:32 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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May i suggest a review of Elbow Room in Kemang? Gastro Pub that stocks some good Belgium beers as well as those fruit beers you like so much. Recommend the Raspberry beer. Goods food on offer as well including the hard to find Cheese Fondue. Downstairs looks a little bland and cold but upstairs is nice and relaxing with big plush sofas to plank yourself in.

Took the Mrs there on Saturday and we liked it. Unfortunately my Mrs lightly vomited hers in the corner of De Hooi shortly after arriving. She says it wasnt the food, just the sight of Dilli after he had been enjoying free beers for 5 hours.

Its just next to Nu China if you are going marmz - book a table upstairs
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#100239 - 18 May 09 12:28 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: chewwyUK]
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Its a done deal, Mr Chew. How could I not take food recommendations from a chap with a name like yours?
As for fruit beers, it surprised me that I liked them. I was determined to hate them.
Thanks for some constructive feedback. Unlike piss
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#100241 - 18 May 09 16:13 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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Don't get all paranoid Marmz. I believe somewhere at sometime I said I enjoyed your reviews. Do you want me to say it again? I didn't take you for the type of guy who needs constant reassurance.
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#100242 - 18 May 09 16:14 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Piss Salon]
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Quoting: Piss Salon
Hahaha.

And Marmz,I quite liked your reviews.


There it is even.
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#100249 - 18 May 09 18:24 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Piss Salon]
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I'm only pulling yer plonker. Yesterday's on Cazbar was admittedly scandalously puff, but it got me some much needed linkage.
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#100250 - 18 May 09 18:27 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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Linkage?
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#100254 - 18 May 09 21:38 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Piss Salon]
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Links from external sources - a useful method of getting traffic to the site.
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#100255 - 18 May 09 22:27 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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goat sex
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#100256 - 18 May 09 22:27 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Piss Salon]
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I love jesus
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#100266 - 19 May 09 11:00 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Piss Salon]
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Do you think it's easy becoming a review ninja? Marmz had to go through an intensive training regime. Luckily for us mere mortals, some bootleg footage has just been leaked.

Watch and learn, Piss-san.

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#100267 - 19 May 09 11:58 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Vulgarian]
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If the face was covered with a ninja mask you would swear this was Marmz!! Some of the movements look like his dancing in EP!!
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#100269 - 19 May 09 14:20 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: v8dave]
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I watched all of that. Marmz is awesome.
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#100295 - 21 May 09 22:30 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Piss Salon]
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I am, aren't I.
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#101250 - 13 Jun 09 18:21 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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Loads of new restaurant reviews!
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#101274 - 15 Jun 09 14:40 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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Quoting: Marmalade
Loads of new restaurant reviews!
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The soufflé was as flaccid as an Irishman's Bintang induced brewer's droop. One star out of five.


Edited by Marmalade (27 Sep 09 21:08)
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#101277 - 15 Jun 09 16:11 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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Quoting: Marmalade
Loads of new restaurant reviews!
:: !Review Ninja! ::


How many were written sober?


Edited by Marmalade (27 Sep 09 21:09)
Edit Reason: Housekeeping
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#101280 - 15 Jun 09 16:53 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Piss Salon]
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Quoting: Piss Salon
Quoting: Marmalade
Loads of new restaurant reviews!
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How many were written sober?


He's so fastidious in his acerbic critiques of restaurant service...neglecting to mention that he turns up ripped to his not so tiny tits to most of these places and then urinates on the hors d'œuvres.


Edited by Marmalade (27 Sep 09 21:11)
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#101401 - 19 Jun 09 19:16 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Derek Gratis]
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New Look!
New sleeker formatted ninja-ry.
Please check out the site below and leave a comment.
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#101402 - 19 Jun 09 20:26 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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Damp hors d'œuvres again.

"The waiting staff were surly and insubordinate. I mean I'd only drained me spuds on the prawn cocktail"
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#101408 - 20 Jun 09 10:39 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Derek Gratis]
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The critic's special sauce. Yummy!
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#101814 - 30 Jun 09 00:57 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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Not only does the internet love Marmalade, but I am falling out of favour.



Edited by Vulgarian (30 Jun 09 00:58)
Edit Reason: Sorry about the teeny pic, but I honestly can't be fucked resizing it.
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#101847 - 30 Jun 09 19:53 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Vulgarian]
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Too fucking true.
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#102429 - 11 Jul 09 18:00 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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Reviewed today: Canteen@Pacific Place, SCBD
Last 10 Ninja attacks:
Marche Restaurant
Foodism Restaurant
Capocaaccia Sandwich and Bar
Flanagans Bar and Restaurant
Vegas Jakarta Bar and Restaurant
Black Cat Jazz Supper Club
BirdCage Restaurant and Bar
Avorio Restaurant and Bar
Orleans 'The Singing Bistro' Restaurant
Tartine Bar and Restaurant
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#104595 - 27 Sep 09 20:33 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Marmalade]
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This site has now moved away from the blogger platform and is now on wordpress at the address in my signature. Would appreciate (constructive) comments.
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#105536 - 26 Oct 09 23:16 Re: http://jakartarestaurantreviews.wordpress.com [Re: Marmalade]
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#106528 - 22 Nov 09 13:01 Re: http://jakartarestaurantreviews.com [Re: Marmalade]
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Ganesha Kemang, Bebek Mama Yo and Y&Y all recently reviewed... Round town with JRR
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#106653 - 26 Nov 09 23:20 Re: http://jakartarestaurantreviews.com [Re: Marmalade]
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Chili's, Jakarta (I know, we've all been there!) reviewed on http://JakartaRestaurantReviews.com
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#106890 - 05 Dec 09 22:01 Re: http://jakartarestaurantreviews.com [Re: Marmalade]
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Cardamon reviewed at JakartaRestaurantReviews!
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#106973 - 09 Dec 09 16:32 Re: http://jakartarestaurantreviews.com [Re: Marmalade]
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Not much feedback.

Get it. Feed back.

Food reviews. Responses.

Fuck you all.
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#106975 - 09 Dec 09 16:58 Re: http://jakartarestaurantreviews.com [Re: Piss Salon]
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Thats hilarious. I am currently sitting in a pool of my own urine.
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#108683 - 17 Feb 10 16:44 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Piss Salon]
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Get food and review. nice web.

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#108685 - 17 Feb 10 19:29 Re: http://marmalade-jalanjalanjakarta.blogspot.com/ [Re: Stranger]
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Cheers, dude.
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#108698 - 18 Feb 10 04:04 www.JakartaRestaurantReviews.com [Re: Vulgarian]
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I AM A TROLL.

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