toast is not bread that has been heated over the gas range for 30 seconds.

Spaghetti is not fettuccine

A restaurant serving western food to a predominantly western clientèle should have at least one waitress who understands the concept of "Can I please have an extra egg" when spoken in either English or Indonesian.

Uncooked breakfast meats such as sausages can cause food poisoning.

A burger is not a kebab.

Charging 54 000 rup for something that is listed at 36 000 rup on the menu is a fuck up.

That is all.

Quality control problems down at YUB ay?

aint half ... the recently promoted free wifi has disappeared. he never got it to work (probably cause he was too cheap to find someone who knew how to set it up; not that it's all that difficult).

also, new waitresses are severely cup-size deficient.

that is all.

There's no pleasing some people.

I ate once there, honestly the food sucks, some say it's not place to eat but to drink. Now if there's wifi then it's place to have internet for free

yes, indeed, ya udah now has working wifi!!

ya udah's speciality is producing biologically inert organic substances that resemble foods. c/f foods produced by papas or memories.

Is it fast? The WIFI, I mean. Couldn't give a flying fuck about the food.

Spoken like a true restaurant reviewer.

Indeed.

i wonder what happens with david jardine

You know The Claw do you?