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#97576 - 31 Mar 09 01:37 Re: Random shit [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Time after time.
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#97578 - 31 Mar 09 05:16 Re: Random shit [Re: Roy's Hair]
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[x] Marmalade: Vaginas.
[x] Marmalade: Pooey-bums.
[x] Marmalade: Is it just me or has the quality of censorship died?
[x] Marmalade: Vulgarian licks small kids.
[x] Marmalade: Damn - my shout fest has been rumbled by the squares. Later, peeps.
[x] Marmalade: Snoochie-boochies.
[x] Marmalade: Be excellent to each other.
[x] Marmalade: And.. Party on dude.
[x] Marmalade: Night, y'all.
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#97596 - 31 Mar 09 19:02 Re: Random shit [Re: Piss Salon]
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He's a mentalist!!

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#97611 - 31 Mar 09 23:37 Re: Random shit [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Quoting: Roy's Hair
Quoting: Piss Salon
Polisi Cepek knows all about this after last Friday, he told me.


chicks with dicks boss


I know, I've learned my lesson and now make sure to slip a hand between the legs of any chick I'm chatting up lest I make such a rookie mistake again. Quick sniff of the index finger should identify the real thing from the Mangga Dua knockoffs.
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#97631 - 01 Apr 09 14:40 Re: Random shit [Re: Roy's Hair]
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#97633 - 01 Apr 09 14:53 Re: Random shit [Re: Polisi Cepek]
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Quoting: Polisi Cepek
Quoting: Roy's Hair
Quoting: Piss Salon
Polisi Cepek knows all about this after last Friday, he told me.


chicks with dicks boss


I know, I've learned my lesson and now make sure to slip a hand between the legs of any chick I'm chatting up lest I make such a rookie mistake again. Quick sniff of the index finger should identify the real thing from the Mangga Dua knockoffs.


yeah, go for it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZU2GR2IAxc
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#97964 - 07 Apr 09 15:44 Re: Random shit [Re: Roy's Hair]
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#97991 - 08 Apr 09 03:23 Re: Random shit [Re: Piss Salon]
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[x] Dragon Balls: that pink cock's cute...
[x] Marmalade: Thats what all the girls say... to me.
[x] Marmalade: They say "Can it do tricks?"
[x] Dragon Balls: so, your cock's that shocking pink????
[x] Marmalade: Oh yes. You should see my noggin.
[x] Marmalade: Its positively lampu merah.
[x] Dragon Balls: hairy or shaved?
[x] Marmalade: Hey, Spanky-Janky!
[x] Marmalade: My noggin? My head has short hair.
[x] Marmalade: Bored.
[x] Marmalade: Feel like some vogon poetry.
[x] Marmalade: Why does why piss smell of sulphur.
[x] Marmalade: *my
[x] Marmalade: If fish don't have any feeling, can I insult them?
[x] Marmalade: Fish, you suck.
[x] Marmalade: Mellifluous is a good word.
[x] Marmalade: Jesus wept. Tears of Bintang.
[x] Marmalade: Cheap bastard.
[x] Marmalade: Heineken Dutch tears would at least be pragmatic.
[x] Marmalade: Sol is wanky.
[x] Marmalade: Its like a fully-laden bajaj heading up a hill of credibility.
[x] Marmalade: With a lime in its exhaust.
[x] Marmalade: I'm on holiday.
[x] Marmalade: Apart from the Melly's Garden music quiz.
[x] Marmalade: All welcome, even Vulgarian.
[x] Vulgarian: Steal my bajaj simile, would you?

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#98019 - 08 Apr 09 15:30 Re: Random shit [Re: Piss Salon]
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Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover
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#98113 - 09 Apr 09 16:29 Re: Random shit [Re: Piss Salon]
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Motorhead are today's featured Wikipedia article. Hooray.

Motörhead are a British rock band formed in 1975 by bassist, singer and songwriter Lemmy Kilmister, who has remained the sole constant member. Usually a power trio, Motörhead had particular success in the early 1980s with several successful singles in the UK Top 40 chart. The albums Overkill, Bomber, Ace of Spades, and particularly No Sleep 'til Hammersmith, cemented Motörhead's reputation as one of Britain's foremost rock bands. While Motörhead are typically classified as heavy metal, speed metal or thrash metal (and often regarded as a foundational influence on the later two styles), Lemmy dislikes such labels, preferring to describe the band's music simply as "rock n' roll". Motörhead's approach has remained the same over the band's career, preferring to play what they enjoy and do best; their appreciation of early rock and roll is reflected in some of their occasional cover songs. Motörhead's lyrics typically cover such topics as war, good versus evil, abuse of power, promiscuous sex, substance abuse, and "life on the road." The band's distinctive fanged-face logo, Snaggletooth, with its oversized boars' horns, chains, and spikes, was created by artist Joe Petagno in 1977 for the cover of the Motörhead album and has appeared in many variations on covers of ensuing albums. (more...)
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#98114 - 09 Apr 09 16:50 Re: Random shit [Re: Piss Salon]
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The young ones episode featuring "The Ace of Spades". Brilliant.
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#98117 - 09 Apr 09 19:04 Re: Random shit [Re: Polisi Cepek]
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Quoting: Polisi Cepek
The young ones episode featuring "The Ace of Spades". Brilliant.

"To the station!"

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#98118 - 09 Apr 09 19:11 Re: Random shit [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Your back RH! I knew Lenny and the Young Ones would flush you out of your ivory tower and meals with low-level embassy press hacks.
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#98120 - 09 Apr 09 19:18 Re: Random shit [Re: Piss Salon]
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#98122 - 09 Apr 09 19:44 Re: Random shit [Re: Roy's Hair]
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It's the People's Poet.
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#98125 - 09 Apr 09 22:33 Re: Random shit [Re: Piss Salon]
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A new, fast-paced 21st century version of the TV classic Minder was launched yesterday, starring Shane Richie as wheeler-dealer Arthur Daley’s nephew.

Richie plays Archie Daley, with Royal Shakespeare Company actor Lex Shrapnel taking on the role of his minder, Jamie Cartwright.

The show — written by Belfast man Tim Loane — will be screened on Five, and those behind it emphasised it was not a re-make.

The original ITV show, with a catchy theme tune, starred George Cole as Arthur Daley and Dennis Waterman as Terry McCann back in the 1980s.

The catchy theme tune, sung by the original minder Waterman, has been re-recorded by Glaswegian band Attic Lights.
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#98127 - 09 Apr 09 23:32 Re: Random shit [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Turns out Ken's Dennis Waterman comeback postings were eerily prophetic.
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#98169 - 11 Apr 09 19:04 Re: Random shit [Re: Polisi Cepek]
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How many six-year olds can you beat at ping pong?

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#98170 - 11 Apr 09 19:15 Re: Random shit [Re: Piss Salon]
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Only in the US.

SPERM should be subject to the same product liability laws as car brakes, according to a US judge who has given a teenager with severe learning disabilities the go-ahead to sue the sperm bank that provided her with a biological father.

Brittany Donovan, now 13 years old, was born with fragile X syndrome, a genetic disorder causing mental impairment and carried on the X chromosome. She is now suing the sperm bank, Idant Laboratories of New York, under a product liability law more commonly associated with manufacturing defects, such as faulty car brakes.

Donovan does not have to show that Idant was negligent, only that the sperm it provided was unsafe and caused injury. "It doesn't matter how much care was taken," says Daniel Thistle, the lawyer representing Donovan, based in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Genetic tests have revealed that she inherited the disorder from her biological father.
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#98179 - 11 Apr 09 23:37 Re: Random shit [Re: Marmalade]
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Someone's got started on the booze early tonight. Have a look under your throne, Marms, I left you a little surprise.
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#98184 - 12 Apr 09 00:17 Re: Random shit [Re: Polisi Cepek]
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#98185 - 12 Apr 09 01:07 Re: Random shit [Re: Piss Salon]
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#98186 - 12 Apr 09 01:12 Re: Random shit [Re: Piss Salon]
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#98187 - 12 Apr 09 01:24 Re: Random shit [Re: Piss Salon]
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#98188 - 12 Apr 09 01:38 Re: Random shit [Re: Piss Salon]
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