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#96672 - 12 Mar 09 06:50 Election Campaign Posters!
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do you often wonder about indonesian politicians? just a little? here's why:
































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#96673 - 12 Mar 09 06:56 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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#96674 - 12 Mar 09 07:22 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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The last spanduk - Young Happy - is the best!

Perhaps the best thing ever to appear on JakChat.

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#96675 - 12 Mar 09 07:30 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: kenyeung
The last spanduk - Young Happy - is the best!

cool name, too!
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#96676 - 12 Mar 09 07:52 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu


for the Bahasa Indonesia challenged:

Don't Vote for ME!!!
Because I
- am not a candidate
- like to con people
- have never done anything for the community
- break my promises
- am habitually corrupt
- very much respect corrupt people

Don't [contreng?!] No. 007 Young Happy [that's the fellow's name!] [dapil?!] Minangkabau
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#96677 - 12 Mar 09 07:58 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Seems this word contreng is causing anxiety with indonesians as well:

Quoting: http://www.blog.binder724studio.com/?p=420
Pemilu yang sebentar lagi di helat ini memakai sistem contreng. Ya, contreng, itu dia istilah yang membikin telinga saya terasa gak enak. Soalnya ya baru - baru ini saja denger istilah konyol tersebut.


Pas saya lihat bentuk dari contreng tersebut, ternyata contreng itu di coret atau di cawang. Saya masih penasaran, istilah dan arti contreng ini sebenarnya ada nggak di kamus bahasa Indonesia kita?
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#96679 - 12 Mar 09 08:58 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
kenyeung Moderator Offline
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
- break my promises

Not only that, but he enjoys breaking his promises!

Quoting: KuKuKaChu
[dapil?!] Minangkabau

dapil = daerah pemilihan = constituency or electoral district.

Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Seems this word contreng is causing anxiety with indonesians as well

Contreng (ticking [a ballot box]) is the modern alternative to coblos (putting a nail through [the party symbol/candidate pic on the ballot]).

Long gone are the days when Indonesian elections were this easy:


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#96680 - 12 Mar 09 09:14 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: kenyeung
Long gone are the days when Indonesian elections were this easy:

life was so simple then: red, yellow, or green. but if you know what's good for you, yellow.

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#96681 - 12 Mar 09 09:57 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: kenyeung
Long gone are the days when Indonesian elections were this easy:

life was so simple then: red, yellow, or green. but if you know what's good for you, yellow.


Just like JakChat in fact. How about a change from yellow Ku? As an anti-Golkar gesture you'd have my full support. I vote for an earthy, shit brown user interface.
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#96682 - 12 Mar 09 10:12 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Quoting: Roy's Hair
Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: kenyeung
Long gone are the days when Indonesian elections were this easy:

life was so simple then: red, yellow, or green. but if you know what's good for you, yellow.


Just like JakChat in fact. How about a change from yellow Ku? As an anti-Golkar gesture you'd have my full support. I vote for an earthy, shit brown user interface.

your pro-PKI sentiments are duly noted.

i'll be doing a message engine software upgrade for JakChat in the next few weeks, and may contemplate some colour/style changes at the same time.
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#96683 - 12 Mar 09 10:16 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Lovely!! Usable selectable colour option? Or is that too technical?
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#96684 - 12 Mar 09 10:18 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Quoting: Roy's Hair
Lovely!! Usable selectable colour option? Or is that too technical?

not at all too technical. it's possible now. problem is, i don't have time to do the work to set up style sheets for each base colour.
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#96685 - 12 Mar 09 10:31 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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You lost me after the word "up"
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#96695 - 12 Mar 09 13:18 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: kenyeung
Quoting: KuKuKaChu
- break my promises

Not only that, but he enjoys breaking his promises!


Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Seems this word contreng is causing anxiety with indonesians as well

Contreng (ticking [a ballot box]) is the modern alternative to coblos (putting a nail through [the party symbol/candidate pic on the ballot]).



just before my morning bowel movement so feeling particularly anal.. "Suka Obral Janji"...IMO "suka" here is used more to mean "tends to" rather than "likes" or "enjoys" as in "Dia suka datang telat ke kantor" - He often comes late to the office/He tends to come late..while, Obral = a (bargain) sale or sell cheaply, meaning that in addition to his other attributes Young Happy "tends to make cheap promises"....

as for contreng see :: http://www.antara-sumbar.com/id/?mod=berita&d=1&id=15939

but it still doesn't explain the etymology of the word



Edited by witty handle (12 Mar 09 13:20)
Edit Reason: young and happy
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#96697 - 12 Mar 09 14:05 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: witty handle]
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Quoting: witty handle
just before my morning bowel movement so feeling particularly anal.. "Suka Obral Janji"...IMO "suka" here is used more to mean "tends to" rather than "likes" or "enjoys" as in "Dia suka datang telat ke kantor" - He often comes late to the office/He tends to come late..while, Obral = a (bargain) sale or sell cheaply, meaning that in addition to his other attributes Young Happy "tends to make cheap promises"....

as for contreng see :: http://www.antara-sumbar.com/id/?mod=berita&d=1&id=15939

but it still doesn't explain the etymology of the word


I grovel pathetically beneath the weight of your superior semantics. And as for contreng, Tapol says it's a Javanese word:

Quoting: tapol
For the coming elections, voters will be
instructed to inscribe a tick (contreng). The new
method has been criticised by many parties
and commentators for several reasons. The
word ‘contreng’ is Javanese and is not
understood in many parts of the country.
Millions of people who are illiterate would have
difficulty using a pen or pencil; it would also be
more difficult for blind people. It is not yet clear
how the matter will be finally resolved.

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#96702 - 12 Mar 09 15:55 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: tapol
For the coming elections, voters will be
instructed to inscribe a tick (contreng). The new
method has been criticised by many parties
and commentators for several reasons. The
word ‘contreng’ is Javanese and is not
understood in many parts of the country.
Millions of people who are illiterate would have
difficulty using a pen or pencil; it would also be
more difficult for blind people. It is not yet clear
how the matter will be finally resolved.


Must be even more difficult for congenitally stupid people. And what about the carpentry-challenged? Bunging a nail through a piece of paper might be difficult for them too.

I say get people used to ticks, so in a couple of election cycles' time they can move on to an optional quota-preferential system. But even if you can't count or wield a pen, your old fashioned coblos should count for first preference.

The principle should be, make the best effort to determine the voter's intention, no matter what mark they use, as long as it's not ambiguous (ie in cases where the voter punches a hole in two or more candidates' boxes.)
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#96708 - 12 Mar 09 17:20 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Polisi Cepek]
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oh god PC, next thing it's gonna be Florida 2000 all over again with 'hanging chads' everywhere...a dispute that surely only Allah himself will be able to arbitrate
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#96713 - 12 Mar 09 18:53 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: witty handle]
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The one on the left though...I would...
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#96715 - 12 Mar 09 20:12 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Quoting: Roy's Hair
The one on the left though...I would...


How about:



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#96716 - 12 Mar 09 20:39 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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fuckin' jezas! that's one scary gal!

"peMcoblos"? should not that be "peNcoblos"?? quick! call the grammar police! this is an outrage!


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#96717 - 12 Mar 09 20:53 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Perhaps it's a McDonalds tie in. Nice choppers though.

Then of course there was this plucky display of female empowerment:
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#96718 - 12 Mar 09 21:13 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Or 'mother of two kids' and 'loving wife of one husband':


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#96722 - 12 Mar 09 23:30 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: kenyeung
Quoting: Roy's Hair
The one on the left though...I would...


How about:




that could be Jon-Jon's sister
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#96726 - 13 Mar 09 07:48 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: witty handle]
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There is always Cynthia's Father


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#96727 - 13 Mar 09 07:52 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Dilli]
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Or this guy who seems to have a long family background in politics and people skills (Can anyone supply the translation)


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#96730 - 13 Mar 09 08:48 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
(Can anyone supply the translation)


Not entirely because part of the banner's text is not contained in the photo. But Rustam Effendi, legislative candidate of the PKB (Gus Dur's party) for Bogor, West Java, seems to be touting his political credentials by claiming to be a true Sunda man, descended from members of the Padjadjaran Kingdom.

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#96731 - 13 Mar 09 08:58 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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Running a close second to Young Happy in the creative banner stakes is this guy: Damin Sada, legislative candidate for PPP in Bekasi, West Java.


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#96732 - 13 Mar 09 09:21 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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good fucking grief.
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#96734 - 13 Mar 09 09:34 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Suharto had nothing to do with the National Mandate Party (PAN), but so what, PAN has a candidate with a similar name.


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#96736 - 13 Mar 09 09:54 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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Good to see that David Beckham is endorsing candidates from Golkar and PDIP.


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#96738 - 13 Mar 09 10:16 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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And Obama lends his support to the Democrat Party's Gatot Adi Wibowo:


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#96741 - 13 Mar 09 10:50 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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And another candidate seeks to bolster his popularity by including his sinetron star daughter in his banner:



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#96743 - 13 Mar 09 10:59 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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Spot the spelling error:


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#96748 - 13 Mar 09 11:34 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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he also forgot to put in his telephone number. oh well, it's the thought that counts.

i'm glad it makes him so happy that we are all gawking at his photo.

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#96749 - 13 Mar 09 11:42 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Can we have more of Cynthia please.
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#96751 - 13 Mar 09 12:35 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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not sure she is running for election but she does make a good argument:

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#96752 - 13 Mar 09 12:44 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: chewwyUK]
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Her AC seems to be working well!
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#96778 - 13 Mar 09 14:37 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Dilli]
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Standing out like chapel hat pegs they are...
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#96779 - 13 Mar 09 14:37 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Quoting: Roy's Hair
Can we have more of Cynthia please.


Cynthia Lamusu is one of the members of all-girl pop trio AB Three. She joined the group in 2001, replacing Lusi Rachmawati. Cynthia is 30 but looks older. Her father is a candidate for the secular/nationalist Partai Peduli Rakyat Nasional in Gorontalo province.




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#96780 - 13 Mar 09 14:43 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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Jesus, she doesn't look like that in the first picture. Ah what the hell...(sidles up) "hey love...do you like chicken?"
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#96781 - 13 Mar 09 14:51 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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"Taste this - it's fowl"?
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#96782 - 13 Mar 09 14:53 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Quoting: Roy's Hair
"hey love...do you like chicken?"


Cynthia married actor Surya Saputra in June 2008 and according to detikhot she is trying hard to get pregnant, but no luck yet. Perhaps you could help? Or at least give her the number of someone who can?

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#96783 - 13 Mar 09 14:58 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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Tadpoles like the US Olympic Swimming Team me!
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#96784 - 13 Mar 09 15:03 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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Yusril Ihza Mahendra's Banana Star Party (PBB) seems to have a hantu running for office in Bangka-Belitung.

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#96787 - 13 Mar 09 15:22 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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Partai Pisang Bintang you mean?
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#96789 - 13 Mar 09 15:33 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Party Banana Bintang = PBB.

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#96792 - 13 Mar 09 16:04 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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Perhaps one of JakChat's Bali residents can find a banner or poster of one of the more unusual candidates in this year's elections: a bule woman from Germany named Petra Odebrecht (she became an Indonesian citizen 11 years ago), who is running for the DPR as a candidate of Partai Demokrasi Pembaruan.


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#96801 - 13 Mar 09 17:06 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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ArseBook very rarely lets one down...and it turns out she's a fan of your old boss Kenneth. Small world isn't it...

http://en-gb.facebook.com/people/Petra-Odebrecht/1561427827


Edited by witty handle (13 Mar 09 17:08)
Edit Reason: So RH..how about a bit of indokraut..would ya??
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#96802 - 13 Mar 09 17:51 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: witty handle]
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Quoting: witty handle
Small world isn't it...


Yes, it is a small world. Only yesterday I slipped on a banana skin and nearly fell off.

Petra's farcebook profile doesn't yield a PDP campaign banner or poster of her.

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#96804 - 13 Mar 09 19:24 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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...and who's Ivanhoe Semen?
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#96805 - 13 Mar 09 20:32 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Quoting: Roy's Hair
...and who's Ivanhoe Semen?


He's a well known halfwit.




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#96872 - 15 Mar 09 12:36 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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hahahahahahaha
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#96914 - 15 Mar 09 20:08 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Piss Salon]
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He looks like one of the Doug Anthony Allstars.
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#96917 - 16 Mar 09 04:38 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Polisi Cepek]
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DAAS suck. They were never even remotely funny. Their former leader is now reduced to appearing as a talking head on E!-style vacuous celebrity gossip wank programs. It's hard to think of an Indonesian tv comedy program remotely as bad as DAAS, but Si Cecep (about an amiable mentally retarded guy with an annoying shouty voice) would have to come close.

Incidentally, the director of Si Cecep is now running for office as Golkar's candidate in South Jakarta. What's the message in his banner? I can make retards look good?


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#97063 - 19 Mar 09 08:45 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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#97744 - 04 Apr 09 10:41 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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#97745 - 04 Apr 09 10:45 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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wuhu! even get her HP number!! she's PAN, but no jilbab!
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#97746 - 04 Apr 09 11:19 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
wuhu! even get her HP number!! she's PAN, but no jilbab!


Did you try calling/SMSing her yet? Any result?

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#97747 - 04 Apr 09 11:20 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Aargh! Not Lynsey! Her madwoman grimace haunts me every time I leave the house. She shits me right up, she does. Don't hurt me Lynsey, I'd vote for you if I could, honest. Oh shit, please put down the knife. Aaarrgghh...



Just me?
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#97749 - 04 Apr 09 11:34 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Vulgarian]
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Loc: Jakarta
a bit scary...i like the other golkar candidate though, rina fitri is as cute as a button
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#97750 - 04 Apr 09 11:36 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
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Quoting: kenyeung
Quoting: KuKuKaChu
wuhu! even get her HP number!! she's PAN, but no jilbab!


Did you try calling/SMSing her yet? Any result?

just sms'ed her! "hai mbak. ini mas gery. nanti sore kita maen, ya? xxx"

am now awaiting response ...
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#97752 - 04 Apr 09 11:43 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
here we go!
Quote:
Maav [maaf] anda mw [mau] sms siapa dan mw [mau] maen [main] apa? (Sorry, who do you want to sms and what do you want to do/play?)


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#97753 - 04 Apr 09 11:45 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
Clive Sinclair Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 09
Posts: 32
Loc: Jakarta
Quoting: KuKuKaChu
here we go!
Quote:
Maav [maaf] anda mw [mau] sms siapa dan mw [mau] maen [main] apa? (Sorry, who do you want to sms and what do you want to do/play?)




saucy bugger kkkc
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#97755 - 04 Apr 09 11:47 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Clive Sinclair]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
Pooh Bah

Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe

more!
Quote:
Ya? mas geri mana mksd [maksud] anda apa (Yes? where are you going with this, mas gary [free translation!] )
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#97757 - 04 Apr 09 11:54 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Registered: 25 Apr 08
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Loc: Jakarta
You're well in there, my son.
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#97758 - 04 Apr 09 11:54 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
kenyeung Moderator Offline
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Registered: 16 Apr 07
Posts: 2374
Loc: Indonesia
Get in there. Must be lonely on the vote-buying trail.

Ask if she wants to discuss some free publicity for her campaign (just don't tell her it's free publicity on JakChat).

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#97759 - 04 Apr 09 12:06 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
Pooh Bah

Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
this is my reply:
Quote:
sy seorg bule nakal di jakarta, baru sj lihat foto spanduk kampanye mbak liliek. Sayang sekali sy tdk berhak nyoblos. sy pasti mau nyoblos kamu smile


to which she replied:
Quote:
Oh bgt anda bngga bhw anda dblg bule nkal ap yg anda ingnkan? knp anda bs smp bs mlht blho sy? ap anda ad dptk at anda hnylh sklmpok kmuntas yg ad dindns

ok, the sms abbreviations are starting to get obscure! probably a kalimantan sms sub dialect. here's a rough translation:
Oh i see. you're proud to be called a "naughty" bule? what do you want? how did you get to see my baliho (election poster)?

last sentence is indecipherable. any one else care to give it a go?

you'd think she's have better things to do with her time than send SMS to me! kuku

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#97760 - 04 Apr 09 12:32 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
my reply:
Quote:
iya, bangga! smile sy org iseng sj. baru lihat foto baliho mbak di situs web http://jakchat.com ... ada no HP jadi sy ingin coba. di pemilu ini ga ada caleg yg secantik mbak. smile


and she said:
Quote:
Oh ya. . .emang brtanya apa? (oh yeah ... so what do you want to ask?)


and i said:
Quote:
ga ada pertanyaan. iseng sj. smile (no questions. just mucking around. smile )


then she said:
Quote:
Oh bgt. . ? ok dh slm knal aj am kmuntsny ya. . ! tks (oh i see...? ok then, nice to know you and your community! thanks)


i think she's got the hots for me! i can just tell!
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#97762 - 04 Apr 09 12:54 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
Vulgarian Offline
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Registered: 25 Apr 08
Posts: 2369
Loc: Jakarta
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#97764 - 04 Apr 09 15:12 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
kenyeung Moderator Offline
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Registered: 16 Apr 07
Posts: 2374
Loc: Indonesia
Quoting: KuKuKaChu
sy pasti mau nyoblos kamu smile


I'm not often given to using emoticons, but snigger

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#97765 - 04 Apr 09 15:23 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
i thought you'd like that. smile

it went right over the head of ms liliek. which is probably just as well.

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#97790 - 05 Apr 09 04:29 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Registered: 17 Mar 07
Posts: 809
Loc: Di tengah hutan
Quoting: KuKuKaChu

to which she replied:
Quote:
Oh bgt anda bngga bhw anda dblg bule nkal ap yg anda ingnkan? knp anda bs smp bs mlht blho sy? ap anda ad dptk at anda hnylh sklmpok kmuntas yg ad dindns


last sentence is indecipherable. any one else care to give it a go?

"Oh right, you're proud to be called a naughty bule, what do you want? How is it you can see my banner? Are you in Pontianak or are you just a community group in Indonesia?"

(I agree, this last sentence doesn't make much sense).

Anyway, this is priceless, Kuku clap
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#97793 - 05 Apr 09 07:38 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Polisi Cepek]
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Registered: 15 Nov 05
Posts: 260
Loc: Batavia
Mr Ku... you are so Jablay...
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#97795 - 05 Apr 09 09:25 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: bulegaul]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
Pooh Bah

Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quoting: bulegaul
Mr Ku... you are so Jablay...

if i knew what that meant, i'd be deeply offended.
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#97796 - 05 Apr 09 09:58 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Polisi Cepek]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
Pooh Bah

Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quoting: Polisi Cepek
Quoting: KuKuKaChu
to which she replied:
Quote:
Oh bgt anda bngga bhw anda dblg bule nkal ap yg anda ingnkan? knp anda bs smp bs mlht blho sy? ap anda ad dptk at anda hnylh sklmpok kmuntas yg ad dindns

last sentence is indecipherable. any one else care to give it a go?

"Are you in Pontianak or are you just a community group in Indonesia?"

(I agree, this last sentence doesn't make much sense).

actually, it sorta makes sense. ms. leliek is standing as a caleg for pontianak. she was trying to determine whether i was a voter! (despite having previously been told i was a bule with no right to vote!)

overall, the lass is a bit dim. she'll make a worthy people's representative.

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#97844 - 05 Apr 09 14:52 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Posts: 73
Loc: Badly confused


Hey Ringo, you got my vote!!



Edited by Dontpanic (05 Apr 09 15:25)
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#97971 - 07 Apr 09 20:44 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Dontpanic]
kenyeung Moderator Offline
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Registered: 16 Apr 07
Posts: 2374
Loc: Indonesia
And Sutiyoso endorses Piss Salon's candidacy:


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#97972 - 07 Apr 09 21:08 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
Piss Salon Offline
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Registered: 27 Jun 06
Posts: 4039
Loc: Jakpus
When will somebody be able to learn how to spell 'peace' in this town?
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#97986 - 08 Apr 09 00:31 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Piss Salon]
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Posts: 73
Loc: Badly confused
Twill be sad to see the erection period go by. No more wonderful posters to view. We have a wonderful archive here and suggest this becomes a sticky so that we might add to it from erection to erection and generation to generation.

*Election?

PS (Piss) Now that we have a PIS party, when do we get a FUK party? Suggestions for explanations of the acronym below:
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#97987 - 08 Apr 09 00:38 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Dontpanic]
Piss Salon Offline
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Registered: 27 Jun 06
Posts: 4039
Loc: Jakpus
It would have to end in Karyawati.
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#97996 - 08 Apr 09 10:20 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Piss Salon]
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Registered: 17 Nov 08
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Loc: J-town
shouldn't it be PISS? as in "PISS MAN!"
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#97999 - 08 Apr 09 11:10 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Donna_D]
kenyeung Moderator Offline
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Registered: 16 Apr 07
Posts: 2374
Loc: Indonesia
Cheeky advertising:


Youth vote:

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#98000 - 08 Apr 09 11:29 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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Posts: 73
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Great Ads, especially XL. Seriously, this should be retained as a Sticky and added to each time. There's a treasure trove of assorted junk and schluck in this thread.

FUK= Forum (Front?) Untuk (Umum?) Karyawan?
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#98002 - 08 Apr 09 11:52 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Dontpanic]
kenyeung Moderator Offline
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Registered: 16 Apr 07
Posts: 2374
Loc: Indonesia
Quoting: Dontpanic
Great Ads, especially XL. Seriously, this should be retained as a Sticky and added to each time. There's a treasure trove of assorted junk and schluck in this thread.

FUK= Forum (Front?) Untuk (Umum?) Karyawan?


It's not that I oppose this modern mania for stickies, but Indonesia's general and presidential elections come but once every five years. JakChat may well cease to exist by 2014. This thread will likely remain happening through to the July presidential election.

If you need a break within Indonesia, try the Wan Fuk Tour company: http://wanfuktour.indonetwork.net/

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#98004 - 08 Apr 09 12:26 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
Dontpanic Offline
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Registered: 16 Mar 09
Posts: 73
Loc: Badly confused
Quoting: kenyeung
Quoting: Dontpanic
Great Ads, especially XL. Seriously, this should be retained as a Sticky and added to each time. There's a treasure trove of assorted junk and schluck in this thread.

FUK= Forum (Front?) Untuk (Umum?) Karyawan?


It's not that I oppose this modern mania for stickies, but Indonesia's general and presidential elections come but once every five years. JakChat may well cease to exist by 2014. This thread will likely remain happening through to the July presidential election.


Understood. I'll keep the link somewhere for ready access.
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#98013 - 08 Apr 09 14:47 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
Posts: 597
Loc: Jakarta Selatan
Quoting: kenyeung
[quote=Dontpanic]If you need a break within Indonesia, try the Wan Fuk Tour company: http://wanfuktour.indonetwork.net/


That has to be the worst company website I have seen for ages. How not to endorse your company!!
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#98014 - 08 Apr 09 14:49 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: v8dave]
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Registered: 27 Jun 06
Posts: 4039
Loc: Jakpus
Not what your were looking for? Upset you will have to go to Blok M instead of somewhere more exotic?
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#104487 - 24 Sep 09 17:50 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Dilli]
adelina Offline
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Registered: 17 Mar 09
Posts: 559
Loc: in your heart
hahaha..soooooo funny!! ^_^
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#108877 - 03 Mar 10 16:11 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Dilli]
Riibond Offline
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Registered: 08 Jan 10
Posts: 78
Loc: jakarta
Very funny election campaign banner! :P
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#117435 - 28 Feb 12 16:46 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Dilli]
leo.wee Offline
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Registered: 18 Feb 12
Posts: 6
Loc: Jakarta
Ha ha ha .. what a RIDICULOUS VOTE POSTER i ever seen. ha ha and HILARIOUS ..

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