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#96805 - 13 Mar 09 20:32 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Roy's Hair]
kenyeung Moderator Offline
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Quoting: Roy's Hair
...and who's Ivanhoe Semen?


He's a well known halfwit.




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#96872 - 15 Mar 09 12:36 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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hahahahahahaha
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#96914 - 15 Mar 09 20:08 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Piss Salon]
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He looks like one of the Doug Anthony Allstars.
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#96917 - 16 Mar 09 04:38 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Polisi Cepek]
kenyeung Moderator Offline
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DAAS suck. They were never even remotely funny. Their former leader is now reduced to appearing as a talking head on E!-style vacuous celebrity gossip wank programs. It's hard to think of an Indonesian tv comedy program remotely as bad as DAAS, but Si Cecep (about an amiable mentally retarded guy with an annoying shouty voice) would have to come close.

Incidentally, the director of Si Cecep is now running for office as Golkar's candidate in South Jakarta. What's the message in his banner? I can make retards look good?


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#97063 - 19 Mar 09 08:45 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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#97744 - 04 Apr 09 10:41 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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#97745 - 04 Apr 09 10:45 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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wuhu! even get her HP number!! she's PAN, but no jilbab!
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#97746 - 04 Apr 09 11:19 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
kenyeung Moderator Offline
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
wuhu! even get her HP number!! she's PAN, but no jilbab!


Did you try calling/SMSing her yet? Any result?

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#97747 - 04 Apr 09 11:20 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Aargh! Not Lynsey! Her madwoman grimace haunts me every time I leave the house. She shits me right up, she does. Don't hurt me Lynsey, I'd vote for you if I could, honest. Oh shit, please put down the knife. Aaarrgghh...



Just me?
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#97749 - 04 Apr 09 11:34 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Vulgarian]
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a bit scary...i like the other golkar candidate though, rina fitri is as cute as a button
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#97750 - 04 Apr 09 11:36 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: kenyeung
Quoting: KuKuKaChu
wuhu! even get her HP number!! she's PAN, but no jilbab!


Did you try calling/SMSing her yet? Any result?

just sms'ed her! "hai mbak. ini mas gery. nanti sore kita maen, ya? xxx"

am now awaiting response ...
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#97752 - 04 Apr 09 11:43 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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here we go!
Quote:
Maav [maaf] anda mw [mau] sms siapa dan mw [mau] maen [main] apa? (Sorry, who do you want to sms and what do you want to do/play?)


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#97753 - 04 Apr 09 11:45 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
here we go!
Quote:
Maav [maaf] anda mw [mau] sms siapa dan mw [mau] maen [main] apa? (Sorry, who do you want to sms and what do you want to do/play?)




saucy bugger kkkc
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#97755 - 04 Apr 09 11:47 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Clive Sinclair]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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more!
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Ya? mas geri mana mksd [maksud] anda apa (Yes? where are you going with this, mas gary [free translation!] )
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#97757 - 04 Apr 09 11:54 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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You're well in there, my son.
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#97758 - 04 Apr 09 11:54 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
kenyeung Moderator Offline
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Get in there. Must be lonely on the vote-buying trail.

Ask if she wants to discuss some free publicity for her campaign (just don't tell her it's free publicity on JakChat).

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#97759 - 04 Apr 09 12:06 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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this is my reply:
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sy seorg bule nakal di jakarta, baru sj lihat foto spanduk kampanye mbak liliek. Sayang sekali sy tdk berhak nyoblos. sy pasti mau nyoblos kamu smile


to which she replied:
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Oh bgt anda bngga bhw anda dblg bule nkal ap yg anda ingnkan? knp anda bs smp bs mlht blho sy? ap anda ad dptk at anda hnylh sklmpok kmuntas yg ad dindns

ok, the sms abbreviations are starting to get obscure! probably a kalimantan sms sub dialect. here's a rough translation:
Oh i see. you're proud to be called a "naughty" bule? what do you want? how did you get to see my baliho (election poster)?

last sentence is indecipherable. any one else care to give it a go?

you'd think she's have better things to do with her time than send SMS to me! kuku

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#97760 - 04 Apr 09 12:32 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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my reply:
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iya, bangga! smile sy org iseng sj. baru lihat foto baliho mbak di situs web http://jakchat.com ... ada no HP jadi sy ingin coba. di pemilu ini ga ada caleg yg secantik mbak. smile


and she said:
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Oh ya. . .emang brtanya apa? (oh yeah ... so what do you want to ask?)


and i said:
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ga ada pertanyaan. iseng sj. smile (no questions. just mucking around. smile )


then she said:
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Oh bgt. . ? ok dh slm knal aj am kmuntsny ya. . ! tks (oh i see...? ok then, nice to know you and your community! thanks)


i think she's got the hots for me! i can just tell!
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#97762 - 04 Apr 09 12:54 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Registered: 25 Apr 08
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Loc: Jakarta
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#97764 - 04 Apr 09 15:12 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
kenyeung Moderator Offline
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Registered: 16 Apr 07
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Loc: Indonesia
Quoting: KuKuKaChu
sy pasti mau nyoblos kamu smile


I'm not often given to using emoticons, but snigger

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#97765 - 04 Apr 09 15:23 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: kenyeung]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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i thought you'd like that. smile

it went right over the head of ms liliek. which is probably just as well.

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#97790 - 05 Apr 09 04:29 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu

to which she replied:
Quote:
Oh bgt anda bngga bhw anda dblg bule nkal ap yg anda ingnkan? knp anda bs smp bs mlht blho sy? ap anda ad dptk at anda hnylh sklmpok kmuntas yg ad dindns


last sentence is indecipherable. any one else care to give it a go?

"Oh right, you're proud to be called a naughty bule, what do you want? How is it you can see my banner? Are you in Pontianak or are you just a community group in Indonesia?"

(I agree, this last sentence doesn't make much sense).

Anyway, this is priceless, Kuku clap
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#97793 - 05 Apr 09 07:38 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Polisi Cepek]
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Mr Ku... you are so Jablay...
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#97795 - 05 Apr 09 09:25 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: bulegaul]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
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Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quoting: bulegaul
Mr Ku... you are so Jablay...

if i knew what that meant, i'd be deeply offended.
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#97796 - 05 Apr 09 09:58 Re: Election Campaign Posters! [Re: Polisi Cepek]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
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Quoting: Polisi Cepek
Quoting: KuKuKaChu
to which she replied:
Quote:
Oh bgt anda bngga bhw anda dblg bule nkal ap yg anda ingnkan? knp anda bs smp bs mlht blho sy? ap anda ad dptk at anda hnylh sklmpok kmuntas yg ad dindns

last sentence is indecipherable. any one else care to give it a go?

"Are you in Pontianak or are you just a community group in Indonesia?"

(I agree, this last sentence doesn't make much sense).

actually, it sorta makes sense. ms. leliek is standing as a caleg for pontianak. she was trying to determine whether i was a voter! (despite having previously been told i was a bule with no right to vote!)

overall, the lass is a bit dim. she'll make a worthy people's representative.

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