Dear Wife, Partner, Girlfriend

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without any distractions. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put your clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won't have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor....It won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces at my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me more upset and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, FA Cup, etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.

i did not know that u r a football fan. so who do u think will win? 1 good tips just bet on every game on taking if you know what i mean. If the others side give you just take it. end of the whole game u will win more than u lose.

My prediction....
Owen & Co (England) out before/at the Quarter Finals

Argentina v Brazil in the Final
Argies to win 4-2.....here's hoping anyway...I got $10 NZD on it!

Japan v Australia a draw (neither side wants to win and go agianst Brazil.

Brazil will hammer Argentina, and anyone else who gets in the way.....

Dont care so long as Engerlund get gubbed early!

I love Owen, he's so cute

I love Zidane, he's very cool and strong

I'm with Franch and Brazil club

I heard this all through the Rugby World Cup.
I heard this all through the last Ashes test (cricket for Dilli)
We might just kick a few arses.

The latest on the Anti Engerlund campaign from Scotland!


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/5040922.stm

Good evening all! must be morning over there huh!
smoochez oildude! whats goin' here!

Mr. Sexy sausage..whats goin' on with you? what kind of avatar is that? thats not the Polar Bear I know...put that big sausage back on honey!

hey babe! that recipe for 6-pack abs you gave me is a crock! already more than a week, and still nothing! i'm going back to doing sit-ups!

Hey Digga,

Same old shit except its Saturday! Typical Jakarta, Banyak Macet and smog! Think I'll stay at home.

Hey honey! LOL...smoochez! I miss you the whole a lot!
LOL..its because you didn't use the blueberries!

But this is saturday, why still macet? I do think so you need to stay at home! no more hole drilling ok,..its weekend! relax..

Everyone is shopping! Metro Pondok Indah is backed up for about two cliks, I need to stay at home for a day or two, pissed off travelling so much! There are umpteen things I have not done for weeks that I need to catch up on, like tidying my room and filing shit! Ho Hum....

wuhu!! party animal!!!

Hiyaaa...kuku and dilli *smooch*

I feel bored in the jungle

well, you could help dilli tidy his room.

hi wd sweety, if you're not here..the all guys felt alonely....so plz, don't go lagi ya

Room has been tidied, filing done, now putting all DVD's into alphabetical order. After that I'll probably iron my oragami collection!

Yawn! Boredom strikes again!

Hello everyone! Waaaaa....my darling sista WD! How are you babe? *mwaaahhh* Check you email please....

*smoochez* to all!

wow! talk about mr. excitement!

Just realised I have enough toe-nail clippings to mount and frame! One exquisite specimen is dated 1986. Ah the joys of solitude!

Now THATS art!

Hey Ena,

Thats nothing, everything that has come out of my nostrils for the past ten years has been incoroporated into a sculpture. I do not yet know what to call it!