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#87636 - 16 Oct 08 13:32
Re: all jakarta ladys are whores
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Pujangga Besar
Registered: 08 Nov 06
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..and ye verily Cheweth did quaff many ales and merriment was unconfined.
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#87637 - 16 Oct 08 13:38
Re: all jakarta ladys are whores
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Pujangga
Registered: 14 Sep 06
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so we are all agreed ... RH has banged Oldman. I am pleased we got that settled
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#87638 - 16 Oct 08 13:41
Re: all jakarta ladys are whores
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#87655 - 16 Oct 08 19:00
talking shit
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I believe it was that sage kenneth w yeung who quite correctly pointed out that jakshit is a site for talking shite.....here then is an article that should be close to all our hearts http://www.salon.com/books/int/2008/10/16/big_necessity/some excerpts:::: What are flying toilets or helicopter toilets? A flying toilet is a plastic bag. You defecate into the plastic bag, you wrap the plastic back up, and you throw it. Hence it's a helicopter or flying toilet. This is the only form of sanitation available to a lot of slum residents in Africa, particularly in Kenya and Tanzania. At least it's potentially containing the toxic human excrement, but obviously it's not ideal, and they're all over the place in the slums. It's quite a nice phrase for an extremely unpleasant practice. Isn't it true that your own shit isn't a danger to you, it's other people's? If you wanted to, you could probably ingest your own shit, but it wouldn't necessarily be toxic. But the problem is that shit is such a good vehicle for disease transmission. That's why we in the West have such good sewer systems and waterborne waste treatment. In about 1850 or so in London, a doctor called John Snow realized that cholera was being carried in drinking water, and it was being carried in human shit. Actually, we're pretty disgusting, and we just don't realize it. We are kind of disgusting. I'm being polite about it. In water cultures like India, where you see all these people going to do their business with a little cup of water, they think we're extremely dirty. They can't believe it. Muslims, who have to be scrupulously clean according to the laws of the Quran, also think it's kind of weird that we have this habit of using paper, and imagining we're clean. We're not.
Edited by witty handle (16 Oct 08 19:01)
Edit Reason: gotta go. now
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#87656 - 16 Oct 08 19:07
Re: talking shit
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Pujangga Besar
Registered: 08 Nov 06
Posts: 3604
Loc: jakarta
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Remember to tune in next week folks for more WH faecal facts.
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#87657 - 16 Oct 08 19:23
Re: talking shit
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Pujangga Muda
Registered: 31 Oct 07
Posts: 1573
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I believe it was that sage kenneth w yeung who quite correctly pointed out that jakshit is a site for talking shite.....here then is an article that should be close to all our hearts http://www.salon.com/books/int/2008/10/16/big_necessity/some excerpts:::: What are flying toilets or helicopter toilets? A flying toilet is a plastic bag. You defecate into the plastic bag, you wrap the plastic back up, and you throw it. Hence it's a helicopter or flying toilet. This is the only form of sanitation available to a lot of slum residents in Africa, particularly in Kenya and Tanzania. At least it's potentially containing the toxic human excrement, but obviously it's not ideal, and they're all over the place in the slums. It's quite a nice phrase for an extremely unpleasant practice. Isn't it true that your own shit isn't a danger to you, it's other people's? If you wanted to, you could probably ingest your own shit, but it wouldn't necessarily be toxic. But the problem is that shit is such a good vehicle for disease transmission. That's why we in the West have such good sewer systems and waterborne waste treatment. In about 1850 or so in London, a doctor called John Snow realized that cholera was being carried in drinking water, and it was being carried in human shit. Actually, we're pretty disgusting, and we just don't realize it. We are kind of disgusting. I'm being polite about it. In water cultures like India, where you see all these people going to do their business with a little cup of water, they think we're extremely dirty. They can't believe it. Muslims, who have to be scrupulously clean according to the laws of the Quran, also think it's kind of weird that we have this habit of using paper, and imagining we're clean. We're not. You sure know your shit.........
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#87658 - 16 Oct 08 19:25
Re: all jakarta ladys are whores
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Pujangga Muda
Registered: 31 Oct 07
Posts: 1573
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so we are all agreed ... RH has banged Oldman. I am pleased we got that settled Picture proof......... 
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#87659 - 16 Oct 08 19:26
Re: talking shit
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
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He is just covering his ass in case someone happened to say in conversation that "Witty Handle doesn't know shit"
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#87660 - 16 Oct 08 19:37
Re: talking shit
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Pujangga Muda
Registered: 31 Oct 07
Posts: 1573
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He is just covering his ass in case someone happened to say in conversation that "Witty Handle doesn't know shit"
Oh Witty's ass is covered, who do you think took the picture (and holds the negatives) of the OldMan.........
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#87662 - 16 Oct 08 20:26
Re: talking shit
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Pujangga Muda
Registered: 31 Oct 07
Posts: 1573
Loc: Somebody's watching me......
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Is it true this si where Dilli hangs out nowadays.......... Dilli's Place..............
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#87672 - 17 Oct 08 01:53
Re: talking shit
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for you slovenly buggers who never read the article:::::::::::::::
How have your own bathroom habits changed since you started researching this book?
I put the toilet seat lid down before I flush. When you flush with it open there is a very fine spray of whatever you've just flushed all over the room. So, I thought, well, I'll just put the lid down, and I've become a bit of a nag about that idea.
eeeeekkkkkk....the fine spray...................................................................................................................... nice
Edited by witty handle (17 Oct 08 01:54)
Edit Reason: :lambert:
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#87673 - 17 Oct 08 02:09
Re: talking shit
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Pujangga Muda
Registered: 31 Oct 07
Posts: 1573
Loc: Somebody's watching me......
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for you slovenly buggers who never read the article:::::::::::::::
How have your own bathroom habits changed since you started researching this book?
I put the toilet seat lid down before I flush. When you flush with it open there is a very fine spray of whatever you've just flushed all over the room. So, I thought, well, I'll just put the lid down, and I've become a bit of a nag about that idea.
eeeeekkkkkk....the fine spray...................................................................................................................... nice But the rumour is abound you like Golden Showers...........
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#87676 - 17 Oct 08 09:24
Re: talking shit
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Pujangga Besar
Registered: 08 Nov 06
Posts: 3604
Loc: jakarta
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Ah that's a fine spray Vipe. I love 'em. The old auto erotic golden shower is my fave. I stand on my head and urinate.
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#87679 - 17 Oct 08 10:14
Re: talking shit
[Re: Roy's Hair]
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Registered: 25 Apr 08
Posts: 438
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I was down in P Ratu a while a back with a (not too scientifically-minded) friend. We were swimming in the sea when we got attacked by a swarm of those little jellyfish. We both got stung a bit, no big deal, but he had a slightly worse reaction to the stings than I did.
"What are you supposed to do about jellyfish stings?" He asked. I was about to say I didn't know, when he piped up with, "Piss on them?"
"Yeah, that's right, mate. It's the acid in the stings that hurts, so you should put something alkaline on it; like piss."
"But I'm stung on the shoulders and upper arms. What should I do - piss in my hand, then rub it over myself?"
"What? No! The alkalines would evaporate too quickly. You have to pee directly on the affected area."
He seemed puzzled. "How am I meant to manage that?"
"Go to the bathroom, do a headstand and try to aim well."
Bless his little cotton socks, he actually did this, pissing more in his face than anywhere else. I was sat outside the bathroom window, trying not to crease up too much. I managed it, too, until he came back out, smiling and saying how much better he felt.
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#87681 - 17 Oct 08 10:51
Re: talking shit
[Re: witty handle]
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
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Loc: Jakarta Selatan
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How have your own bathroom habits changed since you started researching this book?
I put the toilet seat lid down before I flush. When you flush with it open there is a very fine spray of whatever you've just flushed all over the room. So, I thought, well, I'll just put the lid down, and I've become a bit of a nag about that idea.
eeeeekkkkkk....the fine spray...................................................................................................................... nice Ah so you will be the one who waits for someone else to open the toilet door in bar or public toilets. Why do this I hear you say? Well, far too many guys are lazy sods and don't wash their hands after having a piss, then they open the door with the handle of course. Now if you touch this, you have their piss on your hands. Also think about shaking hands with someone next time you meet them in the bar and wonder if they have been for a piss yet? Also wonder about the free peanuts on the bar that everyone is munching on.!! Enjoy everyone else's piss WH if not your own!!!  PS.. Don't bother putting he lid down anyway. Have you ever noticed how much spray hits your legs when you piss with shorts on or you are naked!!
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#87684 - 17 Oct 08 11:16
Re: talking shit
[Re: v8dave]
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Pujangga Besar
Registered: 08 Nov 06
Posts: 3604
Loc: jakarta
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WH is too busy shoving his bacon torpedo through the glory hole to take a leak Dave.
Edited by Roy's Hair (17 Oct 08 13:33)
Edit Reason: Y shaped piss hatch in my pants
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The energy required to write a text.
Forget it, I don't have the thumb strength to text him. Guess I'll just call.
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