That is actually some pretty fucking funny shit above.

Spot the Palin

Unwatchable. Palin at her ... ummm ... best?

http://donklephant.com/2008/09/24/first-part-of-palincouric-interview/

hang on a minute..let's be fair here RH, the U.S economy is busy imploding...this is a unique and very frightening situation..if you're not sure what i mean just go ask

You go Wit, RH just needs a friendly and understanding face in the house to explain the big picture to him, I ma sure RH could consult him on anything and he would give him very good, informative and concise answers, RH could do a lot worse.........

It never ends.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1831461

She puts the ice in Vice President.

And takes the Vice out.

Putin just pucked with the wrong girl.

Head of Skate.


Hahahaha

Speaking of movies, here is a visual preview of a sequel........

Letterman keeps up assault on McCain
NEW YORK (AP) — "Late Show" host David Letterman kept up a verbal assault on John McCain Thursday, saying he felt like an "ugly date" because the GOP presidential candidate backed out of a scheduled appearance on his talk show.

The night before, Letterman had said McCain's decision to suspend his campaign to deal with the economic crisis "didn't smell right." Letterman substituted MSNBC's "Countdown" host — and critic of the Arizona senator — Keith Olbermann when McCain called him to say he wouldn't appear Wednesday.

The comic was unhappy when McCain sat for an interview with Katie Couric instead of him Wednesday — and even more perturbed to learn that McCain didn't leave New York until Thursday.

He said he felt like a "patriot" to let McCain off his commitment to deal with the economy and "now I'm feeling like an ugly date."

"That's what I feel like, I feel like an ugly date," he said. "I feel used. I feel cheap. I feel sullied."

McCain spokeswoman Nicole Wallace said Thursday that the campaign "felt this wasn't a night for comedy."

"We deeply regret offending Mr. Letterman, but our candidate's priority at this moment is to focus on this crisis," Wallace said on NBC's "Today" show.

The late-night comic banged away at McCain on Thursday from the opening of his monologue.

"You're here on a good night," he told the audience. "So far none of our guests have canceled."

He talked about daredevil David Blaine's feat of hanging upside down in New York's Central Park for 60 hours.

"They just left the guy hanging there," he said. "It's the same thing McCain did to me last night."

He described socialite Paris Hilton — Thursday's guest whose celebrity was once used in a McCain campaign ad to mock Obama — as McCain's first choice for a running mate.

"Here's how it works: you don't come to see me? You don't come to see me? Well, we might not see you on Inauguration Day," Letterman said.

Noting that McCain wanted to postpone Friday's first debate with Barack Obama, Letterman said running mate Sarah Palin wanted to put off her debate with Democrat Joe Biden until after Election Day. Letterman said McCain taking Palin to meet world leaders at the United Nations was like "take-your-daughter-to-work day."

Letterman's Top 10 list was "surprising facts about Sarah Palin," read by citizens of Wasilla, Alaska, where she was once mayor.

No. 10: Palin "sometimes calls John McCain grandpa."

"You wanna see a bitch runnin'? I'll give you a bitch, bitch"

Here are 2 Bitches, Couric and Palin and Palin discussing Russia and Alaska, fucking hilarious and as well scary for her to even be considered vice presidential material.......





Palin talks Russia.........

Can I get an Amen..........

Palin tells Alaskans to pray for Natural Gas Pipeline........

Try this Piss, the Couric Palin interview in reverse.......

Couric/Palin Interview in Reverse

Parker is a conservative columnist who was a vocal supporter of Palin until the recent round of interviews was completed. She is now just as convinced as many of Americans that Palin is just way out of her league. Time to bow out. Another example of John McCain's judgment and sincerity at putting "country first."

Kathleen Parker: After Interviews, Palin Should Bow Out

"Conservative columnist Kathleen Parker, admitting that until recently she was a vocal supporter of Sarah Palin, now says the vice presidential nominee should bow out:

Some of the passionately feminist critics of Palin who attacked her personally deserved some of the backlash they received. But circumstances have changed since Palin was introduced as just a hockey mom with lipstick -- what a difference a financial crisis makes -- and a more complicated picture has emerged.


As we've seen and heard more from John McCain's running mate, it is increasingly clear that Palin is a problem. Quick study or not, she doesn't know enough about economics and foreign policy to make Americans comfortable with a President Palin should conditions warrant her promotion.

Parker says her turnaround came from watching Palin in interview. Like other critics, she wasn't impressed:

Palin's recent interviews with Charles Gibson, Sean Hannity, and now Katie Couric have all revealed an attractive, earnest, confident candidate. Who Is Clearly Out Of Her League.


No one hates saying that more than I do. Like so many women, I've been pulling for Palin, wishing her the best, hoping she will perform brilliantly. I've also noticed that I watch her interviews with the held breath of an anxious parent, my finger poised over the mute button in case it gets too painful. Unfortunately, it often does. My cringe reflex is exhausted.

Palin filibusters. She repeats words, filling space with deadwood. Cut the verbiage and there's not much content there. "


The rest of the article:

Kathleen Parker

Did anyone play the presidential debate drinking game last night?

^^^Sammy McCain should be dropped from the elections altogether just for picking the stupid cunt. They should go ahead and hold the Inauguration of King Obama, Court Jester George is already in the House........

Hated it.

Ouch,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8__aXxXPVc

X2
http://buzzcuts.uproxx.com/models/3920

It's kind of catchy. And I just love the message.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNVuuhurbZA&NR=1

Tell us what you really think Bourne.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6urw_PWHYk

Hammered.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/27/tina-fey-as-sarah-palin-k_n_129956.html

Ten questions for Republican vice-presidential candidate and current Governor of the Great State of Alaska, Sarah Palin. Will she answer them?

What are your views on pornography?

If elected, do you intend to ban all forms of pornography?

Have you ever considered engaging in pornography yourself?

Is it true four out of five of your children were conceived during the viewing of pornography?

Since you are against abortion in all cases do you favor the viewing of pornography since consistent masturbation can lower male sperm levels, making pregnancy less likely?

Follow Up: Would you have recommended this strategy to your teen-age daughter's boyfriend who impregnated her?

What do you plan to do about the millions of men currently masturbating right now to your image?

Since you are a Christian can one assume you support sex in all forms since the phrase "Oh God" is uttered so frequently?

If you found out that your son who is headed for Iraq "uses" pornography to relieve battle fatigue and tension, would that bother you?

Were the names of your daughters – Bristol, Willow and Piper – inspired by adult actresses or merely to prepare them should they choose a life in pornography?

Would you describe yourself as a 'MILF' or a 'Cougar'?