DILLI - THE AMAZING SCOTSMAN !

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in
progress,

A sign read: 'Don't Miss, Dilli - The Amazing Scotsman'.

The salesman bought a ticket and sat down and there, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it.

Standing next to it was the old Scotsman Dilli. Suddenly the he lifted his kilt, whipped out his huge dick and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings!

The crowd erupted in applause as old Dilli the Scot was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.

Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw a faded sign for the same circus and the same sign 'Don't Miss Dilli -The Amazing Scotsman'.

He couldn't believe the old Dilli was still alive much less still doing his act!

So he bought a ticket again, the centre ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table.

DILLI, The Scotsman stood before them, and then suddenly lifted his kilt and shattered the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.

The crowd went wild!

Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. 'You're incredible!' he told Old DILLI the Scotsman. 'But I have to know something. You're much, much older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?

''Well laddie,' said the Dilli the Scot, 'Ma eyes are nae whit they used tae be.'

Weel done U old Bar Steward Dilli

The Scots don't have much of a night life do they when all they to do is watch some old fucker swing his dick around and it's not even porn......

Actually the salesman wasn't a Scot but a Ham Shank from the good Old U S of Assholia

Probably scouting for.........





The Scot didn't make the cut......

BULLSHIT,.. Ole Dilli Gaf did