HONG KONG - A "lonely and disturbed" Hong Kong man had to call police to try and free him after his penis got stuck in a park bench he had apparently tried to have sex with, reports said.

Emergency workers took four hours trying to free Le Xing after he attempted to use a hole in the exercise bench to masturbate in a deserted park after dark, the Apple Daily and other papers reported.

Eventually they had to take him to hospital with the bench's 2.5-metre-long metal base still attached to him after attempts to free him by draining blood from his penis failed.

Doctors said the 42-year-old was lucky to still have a penis after the embarrassing incident, reported in lurid detail by several Chinese-language papers here.

Photographs showed rescue workers carrying him to an ambulance on the metal sheet, covered in a red blanket

^^^^I would have expected this kind of report to come from somewhere closer, somewhere around the Mampang/Kentucky Fried Chicken area............

I never shag a bench unless it's past the age of consent.

^^^^^So no green wood for you heh..........

Oh gross... drained his penis??

Actually I would have expected this report to come from the Malang Daily Post

There are some women here that have a talent for that sort of thing, make good money at it.............

^^^^You I have different tastes in women Vulgy...........

Oh... I just get the joke.. LOL