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#84220 - 11 Aug 08 22:25
Survival Guide
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Registered: 10 Jun 08
Posts: 390
Loc: 6 o 10' S and 106 o 48'E
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What to do when you are stranded in an Island with no food with you?
Can you eat paper from the books that you usually read while on a journey?
Can you eat your lifeless friend next to you?
Can you make friends with the monkeys?
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#84226 - 11 Aug 08 23:14
Re: Survival Guide
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Pujangga Muda
Registered: 16 Apr 07
Posts: 1931
Loc: Indonesia
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Can you eat paper from the books that you usually read while on a journey? Not if the paper comes from Ross Mackay's books - you will die a painful death from ingestion of boredom. Any other books can be eaten safely (even Metro Madness - Roy's Hair's Big Column), but they should be saved for re-reading, lighting fires or making papier-mache penises. Can you eat your lifeless friend next to you? It worked for the East Timorese football team when their plane crashed in Calumet City. Can you make friends with the monkeys? The tribe has spoken.
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#84228 - 12 Aug 08 00:54
Re: Survival Guide
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Registered: 10 Jun 08
Posts: 390
Loc: 6 o 10' S and 106 o 48'E
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Right... (taking note on papier-mache penises).
That means, we can take a fat vegetarian person with us if we are on a long journey, just to be safe.
I don't like monkeys, they're judgmental creatures.
Thanks Ken.
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#84233 - 12 Aug 08 09:25
Re: Survival Guide
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Registered: 25 Apr 08
Posts: 485
Loc: Jakarta
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#84258 - 12 Aug 08 18:14
Re: Survival Guide
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Registered: 04 Aug 08
Posts: 98
Loc: J-town
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monkeys are ok, as long they don't steal my food. but lifeless body gotta go i hate flies.
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#84262 - 12 Aug 08 18:56
Re: Survival Guide
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Registered: 02 Mar 07
Posts: 727
Loc: here, there and everywhere
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What to do when you are stranded in an Island with no food with you?
Can you eat paper from the books that you usually read while on a journey?
Can you eat your lifeless friend next to you?
Can you make friends with the monkeys? I will be ok as long i got my ipod with me, and certainly i wouldn't eat my friend's body...
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#84265 - 12 Aug 08 19:19
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Registered: 25 May 06
Posts: 1263
Loc: Di Puncak
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Travel with a mother and her baby. If you're thirsty you know where to a drink and if you're hungry, well.............
(besides she can keep you warm at night better than a man can)
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#84274 - 12 Aug 08 23:23
Re: Survival Guide
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Come to think of, you CAN eat monkeys!
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#84275 - 12 Aug 08 23:24
Re: Survival Guide
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#84276 - 12 Aug 08 23:29
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The dead monkey still look smarter than the lady, even when she ate it's brain.
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#84290 - 13 Aug 08 16:59
Re: Survival Guide
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Registered: 04 Aug 08
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Loc: J-town
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I wonder how long she can keep those earrings on her ears..maybe she wants to be one those old dayak women..
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screwvenir
anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.
Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.
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