a little bird, who wishes to remain anonymous, has requested that i post the following question:

"what do single, rich and attractive men in their 50's generally look for in a woman?"

clearly, i am completely unqualified to answer this question, so perhaps others here can assist.

gold digging slag heaps with huge churns

Honesty, Morals, Values, The want and ability to stand up for herself, God Given Common Sense, To Argue her point but as well to know when she is wrong......Strike that most don't realize it.... A sex crazed animal in bed with swallowing abilities.........

Mr Hitam, i'm beginning to notice cracks appearing in your pretense of being a non-believer. Modesty prevents me from crediting myself for your newly apparent faith, but it is heartening to see nonetheless.
I appeal for more 'Jakchatters' to follow Mr Hitam's example. Again please feel free to PM me if you have any questions on matters of faith.
Thank You
Richard

RC, I based my assessment above on my wife, I saw these qualities in her the first time I talked to her the phone and over a period of the next 3 to 4 months she was given many chances to prove my assessment wrong and she never proved me wrong. She was the first and last woman I will ever marry andshe is the one I have the most faith in..............

viper.. you are a romantic at heart. good to know you have found the one.

as for the poser of the questions.
tell her, she shouldn't ask the question here, as i dont think there are any single, rich and attractive men in their 50's in JakChat.

Why didnt Chuggy want to ask the question herself kuku?

actually i know of several

forgot to mention: "who are not gay!"

am i allowed to ignore this question?

A honey cu**ed tiger with no gag reflex.

?????

Thought you already had a few off them

they've all got the reflec-flec-flec-flec-flec-flex alas. Perhaps there's some operation you can have??

Duran Duran-ectomy?

Attractive men in their 50's?... Is this serious question?

Another word for father syndrome? ah.. or maybe a little bird a little old too eh?

How about degenerate, lusty, man-children in there 30's?
Or she's only looking to the prune and hotwater bottle set?

I don't know if men in their 50's still got it.

ask dilli. he's qualified to know the answer to that question.

As you well know I am unattractive, not single and under fifty!

How the fuck would I now...

It only get's better not older..............

So why do I look so much younger?

Thats because you've been using that Magic Mirror again, you know the one tht you say "Mirror, Mirror on the wall..."

"what do single, rich and attractive men in their 50's generally look for in a woman?"

Back on topic ....

1. by 50 you are set in your ways and you aren't going to change. So they look for somebody who will let them do whatever they want.

2. If they are rich then they will look for somebody who is at least half their age with a perfect breast to ass ratio

3. If they are 50 and still claim to be handsome .. I suggest you don't believe everything people say on the internet. You just have to look around this site to know their are no attractive men past 50

As my barmaid commented on Saturday when my friend asked if her boyfriend was handsom .... "Yes I think when he was young he must have been handsome"

sorry for my ignorance, but this requires further explanation ...

What? Breast to Ass Ratio?? Basically it's the amount of breast compared to the amount of ass. Something around the 1.25 to 1.5 range is good for me .. but differnet people can enjoy a different ratio

so, her breasts must be 1.5 times bigger than her ass??

is there an instrument i can use to measure this breast:ass ratio?

I think in Chewys case he is in facr refering to the ratio as being the arse must be 1.25 - 1.5 times biger than the breasts.

At least thats the way I read it!

i now feel so confused and inadequate ... ... damn you chewwy!!

Correct ... as long as they are in the preferred ratio it doesn't matter what the actual size is. As for official Breast:Ass ratio measuring devices .. well all measuring MUST be done by hand.

see ... while she has big jugs the ratio is all wrong and therefore fails the ratio test. It's far more accurate than traditional out dated methods of rating women like bits of meat

Like Fillet Steak versus Mutton?

versus lamb

Accurate breast measuring:

I am in shock dilli claimed him self unattractive haha...

I don't know 'humble' is part of your personality. How cute

Honesty is my bye word

_{may contain lies}

aha... got it

_{may contain lies}

May fucking not....

OK Kuku, own up, it was you!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1539727.ece

Not bad, but it's not like having sex with a dead dog in front of a primary school

you say that like it was a bad thing.

Sorry, I meant day care centre for toddlers...

http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/9867/MI/US/

sean connery...harrison ford..

70s, 60s

are they? you seemed to know a lot about guys witty ..heheh

that's beacause i'm a flaming faggot don don

Most of all, they want a woman who knows how to work out and stay in shape............

Workout Routine to land the Big Fish...........