Greetings fellow j-towners!! wonder if anybody here lives in southern part of Jakarta? Just saying hello to you all, man i miss the wonderful days of speaking and cursing in english! ever since I work in this local company there's nothing but speaking n listening to local bands. It's not that bad, but i just miss expressing meself in those cute cursing words! are we allowed to curse here?

Fuckin A...........

Hello Viper! Yaayyy I can curse again! Hmm..now about that signature note..what would i put there

Fucking Rats Cocks

how about this for a signature:

"We will eat some ducks. They got some serious duck in there."

A fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and fifty bucks for a fucked up duck...........

I used to tell that joke on the back seat of the school bus. Only difference being: A fuck for a buck, a buck for a fuck and a truck for a fucked up love duck...........

The old ones are the best

Hi Donna, How r u 2day, nice to know you...

Thanks Risbrady for such a warm welcome

Oi Donna, Welkom.

I wonder why he gives such a warm welcome ....

Thanks Modern Witch! just don't turn me into a barbie please..hehe

it's not supposed to be warm welcome chewwy?

:)You never know, just PM me if you want me to do that.

Hi Donna... Im still new here myself.. tis best not to piss people off.. as some act like school kids.. wont mention any names of course! hehehehe

*pretend not reading this post*

LOL.. didnt mean u!

What are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about, I didn't read anything.

ok i'll try to keep that in mind. thanks for the legal advice! (no pun intended, really)

Hi Donna, welcome.. I enjoy my time here, although i only drop by once or twice a month. you will too, hopefully.

from what i see, swearing is encouraged here. it's really therapeutic for some.

thanks bruxell! I was a looker here, and i've enjoyed the witty and snarky comments, and i just thought it's a fun place to be! *cross fingers*

the King of Snark will hopefully be joining us again tonight ...

and who would that be kuku? shall i prepare for the consequences? hehe

capt mainwaring. he's on holiday at the moment. should hopefully be back tonight.


just brace yourself. after the initial rush of hot air, you'll realise he's mostly harmless.

or a cunt ..

pheeww, thanks for the warning! *look around for human shield-just in case*

No a cunt is useful and Fred Foggle the fag mechanic is utterly useless

Like, what use is a cunt Balibob?

hmmmm........ next?!

modern witch: a cunt is one of indonesia's many ghosts. it's short for cuntilanak.

LMAO Bruxel!

I was being sarcastic.

What USE is a cunt then?
Frighten people now?

i havent seen someone shows the cunt to frighten people..it sure hell would scare me..

I was being cheeky.

you can probably frighten ryan the mutilator by unleashing a herd of cuntilanaks.

U would be USELESS without one

One of the most highly regarded books by best-selling author Ross Mackay is titled Kuntilanak. As mentioned elsewhere, the only good bit in the book is an apparent protagonist named Rex T. Marcus. Mackay makes Kerry Collison look like William Shakespeare.

is there any good sex part?

I can still cook...

Nah, I think they only get as far as kissing their hands. Their own hands.

There is one racy passage where Rex T. Marcus, after a week's heavy drinking, gets all hot for a bakso seller..there are a lot of sexual innuendos about balls of meat, gets very steamy.
And not too mention the chapter where Rex inserts the wooden Garuda up his rear shaft...

whoa wait..up where? eep

It would scare me too, I guess...

If you'd like to buy some of Ross Mackay's fine books, you can get them at Captain Mainwaring's Axle Stand Shop or from Roy's Hair (who for a fee will get you autographed copies).

Sounds like a great idea for another sex toys, I love Garuda nuts.

Garuda nuts? I prefer Kelinci..they're more crispy and salty

i prefer my friend Peter's nuts, very smooth and juicy
not like

Why cause it's hairy?

everyone keep referring to Roy's hair..but never really see him..hmm

roy's hair is currently in bali. he will get hold of you when he needs to Donna. He's a bit of a "playboy"

seriously man, not easy to choose between the two

Donna me old mucka. I believe myself and WH are well acquainted with your good self. Don't be coy, give us the botak facts...

botak? oh..so that's explain the nickname... heheh

are you an ex Medan-er Don Don?

no..am i supposed to be one?

Don't worry there Donna, RH and WH are always using that kinda opening pickup line on women (Donnas') or men (Dons's)...........

is that a question about my gender? or my sexuality? or the fact that i like porn? lol..sorry with this flu doesn't work too well

^^^^Yes the flu medicine seems to be having some effect.........