Can I just thank Marmalade for his quiz last night at Melly's Bar on Jl. Wahid Hasyim. Making an appearance were myself, Sammy Jankis, Witty Handle, your quizmaster Marmz himself and Mr. Vulgarian who we met for the first time. Jolly nice chap. Shame the Cap. couldn't have burned down in his Cooper but you can't have everything.

Gatecrasher's on Saturday night for a bollock naked barbecue.

Did you win? How many teams? How many people per team? How many rounds? What were the rounds? What was the prize?

Pengen tahu ya Ken?

If you answer, I'll give you some more catnip:

Wazzo jugs skip matey me old flapper and I mean that most sincerely.

Much better ones than that for you, if you provide some details of the quiz.

I recognised RH immediately. He's the spitting image of his avatar, but with more shirt buttons undone.

I gather I left just before handbags?

Ken - music (both lyrics and audio clips), dingbats, logos and, er, something else. Mix of English and Bhs. Ind. Win booze. We wuz robbed, by the way.

Was there some pagga?

Surely not? How could you lose with you, RH, WH, EM and Jankis? Missing the Dutch Canadian elements, what with one being back in Mooseland and the other having renewed his hermit's vows?

RH's post slightly misleading. WH was not part of the team as he arrived late (and that could have been the crucial difference), ditto Jankis. No mooses or hermits, correct, instead in their place the formidable talents of big Donna and Botak. I learn now the other handsome chap at the table was Mr Vulgarian although nobody had the courtesy to introduce us.



yes, those who left early missed the pagga/handbags between botak and his lovely wife. A bit one-sided really, a couple of slaps, a few jabs and some fine straight connections to the eye (all from her), followed by an attempt at a chair-to-body charge which was halted by concerned on-lookers. And all coz Botak loves and wants to fuck Donna's pussy. Go figure

Oh God. She's so jealous of Don. "Fack You James, why you always with that salad dodger!!"

What in heaven's name was RH thinking? The late arrival of WH, coupled with the absence of the Moose Hermit combo, spells certain disaster and premature baldness of the nadgers. As for putting Vulgarian on the team, that must have been about as useful as having a completely munted Piss Salon fly over from Singapore Hooters in time for the final round of a Bugils quiz on "Barmaids the Manager has Shagged".

I'm rather put out that I missed the bitch slapping but I've witnessed young botak getting his bins punched off by the Mrs. before. And it's all Donna's fault. If she weren't so damnably hot...

RH, you can't trust anyone, you know you were going to be a TV star? well they have leaked the photos out, it wasn't Dubya they were casting for.....

I should add that my entry is being processed.

Dashing blonde locks ya see. They said they might need me to play a young Robert Redford in a hair gel commercial next week.

Now hang on a minute , this was one of Joe's cunt entries:

"I remember the cunt. I wanted a chair like his for christmas. all I got was a walnut whip & a comic. bastard joe cunting 90."

Walnut whips ay? It could be Cap'n Gerbang himself.

Steve McQueen




After the crash possibly.

At the risk of being called a racist again.

Oh well, in for a penny...

the welsh, scottish, and french don't count. they don't have the same feelings as real people. and in any case, insulting them is a cherished and time-honoured tradition amongst those of us of anglo-saxon stock. and our culture must be respected.

Add the bog-hoppers and the list is nearly complete.

It's not insulting them, just conveying the truth.

Always makes me laugh when Indonesians nod their sweet little heads and call a bule racist.

Oi! I'll have you know that my knowledge of Indonesian pop was embarrassingly useful.

Sounds like u guys had fun!

But miffed they did not receive special treatment from the barmaid. Unlike this lucky winning contestant: