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#80875 - 05 Jul 08 05:08
Re: Out of Practice! Help Me! Give Me Your Best Pick up Lines!
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Pujangga Muda
Registered: 31 Oct 07
Posts: 1563
Loc: Somebody's watching me......
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Ha haha... thats the only swallow she probably will get... ROTFLMFAO..........
Ha ha ha
Hope you get that hole in your soul filled because I believe posting here is not going to do it...........
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#80978 - 05 Jul 08 14:13
Re: Out of Practice! Help Me! Give Me Your Best Pick up Lines!
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Pujangga Besar
Registered: 08 Nov 06
Posts: 3594
Loc: jakarta
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Listen love, I'm a bit pushed for time. Fancy a quick shag?
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#80981 - 05 Jul 08 14:17
Re: Out of Practice! Help Me! Give Me Your Best Pick up Lines!
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Pujangga Muda
Registered: 31 Oct 07
Posts: 1563
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Listen love, I'm a bit pushed for time. Fancy a quick shag? You missing Witty already?
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You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
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#80992 - 05 Jul 08 16:05
Re: Out of Practice! Help Me! Give Me Your Best Pick up Lines!
[Re: Roy's Hair]
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Registered: 10 Jun 08
Posts: 390
Loc: 6 o 10' S and 106 o 48'E
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Very handy indeed....
It's good news that now they can marry...
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#80993 - 05 Jul 08 16:07
Re: Out of Practice! Help Me! Give Me Your Best Pick up Lines!
[Re: Roy's Hair]
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Registered: 10 Jun 08
Posts: 390
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Listen love, I'm a bit pushed for time. Fancy a quick shag? At the back of the bar... LOL
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#80996 - 05 Jul 08 16:47
Re: Out of Practice! Help Me! Give Me Your Best Pick up Lines!
[Re: Modern Witch]
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Registered: 20 Jun 08
Posts: 43
Loc: Jakarta
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Listen love, I'm a bit pushed for time. Fancy a quick shag? At the back of the bar... LOL Really desperate I see... He he he he
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#81035 - 05 Jul 08 22:30
Re: Out of Practice! Help Me! Give Me Your Best Pick up Lines!
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Registered: 10 Jun 08
Posts: 390
Loc: 6 o 10' S and 106 o 48'E
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No, I'm not gonna go there... He didn't even know that I was being sarcastic or was joking. That's says a lot.
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#81277 - 09 Jul 08 02:21
Re: Out of Practice! Help Me! Give Me Your Best Pick up Lines!
[Re: Modern Witch]
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Registered: 10 Jun 08
Posts: 390
Loc: 6 o 10' S and 106 o 48'E
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Here's the actual conversation between me and this guy 3 days ago.
He said, "I don't need pick up lines! I have this..."
I said, "What?"
At the same time, he said "My face!", I said, "Your bulging..."
He said, "Yea, yea that works too..."
I said, "Yea... yeah, I guess it will work..."
Then we drank our beer.
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LOL.
Edited by Modern Witch (09 Jul 08 02:22)
Edit Reason: details
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#81282 - 09 Jul 08 08:24
Re: Out of Practice! Help Me! Give Me Your Best Pick up Lines!
[Re: Modern Witch]
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Pujangga Besar
Registered: 27 Jun 06
Posts: 3165
Loc: Jakpus
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I heard this conversation once when I was a barman.
"Hey baby, wanna sit on my face."
"Why? Is your nose bigger than your cock?"
Much guffawing.
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#81321 - 09 Jul 08 16:52
Re: Out of Practice! Help Me! Give Me Your Best Pick up Lines!
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Registered: 10 Jun 08
Posts: 390
Loc: 6 o 10' S and 106 o 48'E
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Ouch!
Hillarious!
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#81340 - 10 Jul 08 04:12
Re: Out of Practice! Help Me! Give Me Your Best Pick up Lines!
[Re: Modern Witch]
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Registered: 10 Jun 08
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After drinking wine and beer.. see I told u RH, mixing beer and other stuff makes it blah...
I fell on my knees and it's pretty embarrassing still, got home really tipsy and couldn't find Iodine in my first aid kit. I put bandages on both of my knees, but it doesn't seem to stick...I couldn't even put it vertically straight.
I drank milk and I opened my yahoo messenger. Some dude I know for awhile just popped up on the chat window and sent me a picture of his bollocks when I told him am drunk, and he told me he can make me forget all of my problems and he can make me cum.
WTF? He really thinks my knees will be okay after sex? I said I better go, and he said I should, and I told him "I'm sorry, are you pissed?? Cause so am I!"
I'm sorry dudes, its so sad. Is it him or is it me who got issues?
I personally think I got issues, but he was still rude.
/grumble
Edited by Modern Witch (10 Jul 08 05:20)
Edit Reason: poofy
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#81345 - 10 Jul 08 06:29
Re: Out of Practice! Help Me! Give Me Your Best Pick up Lines!
[Re: Dilli]
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Registered: 10 Jun 08
Posts: 390
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Some dude I know for awhile just popped up on the chat window and sent me a picture of his bollocks That's nothing, have a picture of me in the bath!  Very stimulating...
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#81475 - 10 Jul 08 21:02
Re: Out of Practice! Help Me! Give Me Your Best Pick up Lines!
[Re: Modern Witch]
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Registered: 10 Jun 08
Posts: 390
Loc: 6 o 10' S and 106 o 48'E
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"Hey, you make this world a better place? Let's make love, baby"
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#81548 - 12 Jul 08 13:03
Re: Out of Practice! Help Me! Give Me Your Best Pick up Lines!
[Re: Modern Witch]
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Registered: 12 Jul 08
Posts: 2
Loc: jakarta
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Hey!!! No one has a 100% hit rate ............ the fun is in being innovative & trying things out for urself ...... better luck next time ;o)
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#81557 - 12 Jul 08 18:15
Re: Out of Practice! Help Me! Give Me Your Best Pick up Lines!
[Re: czar]
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Registered: 10 Jun 08
Posts: 390
Loc: 6 o 10' S and 106 o 48'E
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Hey!!! No one has a 100% hit rate ............ the fun is in being innovative & trying things out for urself ...... better luck next time ;o) Pfffft... you made it sound like a shady lottery ticket. *scratch the dude with a coin, and read*-"Better luck next time, sweetie."
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#81630 - 12 Jul 08 22:46
Re: Out of Practice! Help Me! Give Me Your Best Pick up Lines!
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Registered: 10 Jun 08
Posts: 390
Loc: 6 o 10' S and 106 o 48'E
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Better luck next time, sweetie. I have my avatar. Great, 100 to go.
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#81635 - 13 Jul 08 01:22
Re: Out of Practice! Help Me! Give Me Your Best Pick up Lines!
[Re: Modern Witch]
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Pujangga Besar
Registered: 16 Aug 06
Posts: 3668
Loc: here
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After drinking wine and beer.. see I told u RH, mixing beer and other stuff makes it blah...
I fell on my knees and it's pretty embarrassing still, got home really tipsy and couldn't find Iodine in my first aid kit. I put bandages on both of my knees, but it doesn't seem to stick...I couldn't even put it vertically straight.
I drank milk and I opened my yahoo messenger. Some dude I know for awhile just popped up on the chat window and sent me a picture of his bollocks when I told him am drunk, and he told me he can make me forget all of my problems and he can make me cum.
WTF? He really thinks my knees will be okay after sex? I said I better go, and he said I should, and I told him "I'm sorry, are you pissed?? Cause so am I!"
I'm sorry dudes, its so sad. Is it him or is it me who got issues?
I personally think I got issues, but he was still rude.
/grumble
Got issues? you are mad as a fucking balloon. You need a right good length, let me tell you, but choose english, not plastic kilt wearers, bog hoppers or fucking big mouthed septics - don't even consider the unwashed australian option.
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik
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#81636 - 13 Jul 08 01:25
Re: Out of Practice! Help Me! Give Me Your Best Pick up Lines!
[Re: Modern Witch]
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Pujangga Besar
Registered: 16 Aug 06
Posts: 3668
Loc: here
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Here's the actual conversation between me and this guy 3 days ago.
He said, "I don't need pick up lines! I have this..."
I said, "What?"
At the same time, he said "My face!", I said, "Your bulging..."
He said, "Yea, yea that works too..."
I said, "Yea... yeah, I guess it will work..."
Then we drank our beer.
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LOL.
fuck the binters, did you get a bit of sausage or not?
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik
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pre-wasted
Attempting to just have a couple drinks in the spirit of simply pre-gaming, but instead getting completely shitfaced before even leaving for the bars.
"Oh man, we all went to Rob's house to just hang out and have a couple beers but Mark was pre-wasted before we even called for a cab."
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