I have the story here. This guy phoned me once and saidthat he had a business proposition for me. I met him in a shopping Plaza food court,he was a Singaporean who was juggling several cellphones, computer etc.


he said if I found load of expats to take around some local clubs and then took them round myself he would give me a small cut of the profits. he didn't explain what his role in all this would be. I told him that I could do that anyway and take all the cash, shag all the birds and still be home in time for tea.but of course, as Richard Carpenter knows, I would never debase myself in this manner.I doubt if he's subsequently found anyone else to be his sordid little pimp for him.

A few more of these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BTKsJ0hPqs&feature=related

Ha Ha! That sounded real and not overdubbed by some saddo. They really made that???

I recall something for the Comic Relief or something like that being made. The Jim Davidson one is very funny too.

Rod, Jane and Freddy were at it like knives apparently...

Looks like the Jl. K. Utara around the house lounging wear, reminds me of...........

Take your best shot.........

Kitten Cannon.............

From Todays BBC News...(Explains the actions of some of the posters on this site)

Tofu 'may raise risk of dementia'

Eating high levels of some soy products - including tofu - may raise the risk of memory loss, research suggests.

The study focused on 719 elderly Indonesians living in urban and rural regions of Java.

The researchers found high tofu consumption - at least once a day - was associated with worse memory, particularly among the over-68s.

The Loughborough University-led study features in the journal Dementias and Geriatric Cognitive Disorders.

Soy products are a major alternative protein source to meat for many people in the developing world.

But soy consumption is also on the increase in the west, where it is often promoted as a "superfood".

Soy products are rich in micronutrients called phytoestrogens, which mimic the impact of the female sex hormone oestrogen.

There is some evidence that they may protect the brains of younger and middle-aged people from damage - but their effect on the ageing brain is less clear.

The latest study suggests phytoestrogens - in high quantity - may actually heighten the risk of dementia.

Lead researcher Professor Eef Hogervorst said previous research had linked oestrogen therapy to a doubling of dementia risk in the over-65s.

She said oestrogens - and probably phytoestrogens - tended to promote growth among cells, not necessarily a good thing in the ageing brain.

Alternatively, high doses of oestrogens might promote the damage caused to cells by particles known as free radicals.

A third theory is that damage is caused not by the tofu, but by formaldehyde, which is sometimes used in Indonesia as a preservative.

The researchers admit that more research is required to ascertain whether the same effects are found in other ethnic groups.

However, previous research has also linked high tofu consumption to an increased risk of dementia in older Japanese American men.

Professor David Smith, of the University of Oxford, said tofu was a complex food with many ingredients which might have an impact.

However, he said: "There seems to be something happening in the brain as we age which makes it react to oestrogens in the opposite way to what we would expect."

The latest study also found that eating tempe, a fermented soy product made from the whole soy bean, was associated with better memory.

Professor Hogervorst said the beneficial effect of tempe might be related to the fact that it contains high levels of the vitamin folate, which is known to reduce dementia risk.

"It may be that that the interaction between high levels of both folate and phytoestrogens protects against cognitive impairment."

She also stressed that there was no suggestion that eating tofu in moderation posed a problem.

Rebecca Wood, of the Alzheimer's Research Trust, which funded the study, said more research was needed to pin down the potential risks and benefits of so-called superfoods.

However, she said: "This kind of research into the causes of Alzheimer's could lead scientists to new ways of preventing this devastating disease.

"As over half a million people have Alzheimer's in the UK today, there is a desperate need to find a new prevention or cure."

Surely explains and shines a bright and clear light certain dark and shadowy postings here.........

Hearty congratulations to Venus Williams on beating Elena Dementieva to get to the final of Wimbledon. I mean have you looked at Dementieva?

She's gorgeous. How Venus managed to concentrate on her tennis with an erection is beyond me.

Fucking brilliant. 526 ft

Take a break Piss, Considering your name, you should Ace this one...........

The Urinal Game............

Sorry Piss but keep tryin........

For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model
Date: 2008-04-14, 2:09AM PDT


Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Tits are too close to the ground, and knees are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.

^^^^Saw it on a car forum I frequent, 1 guy asked to negotiate.....

How the fuck did you do that? Bugger.

I wasn't really trying anyway. You really have too much time on your hands. I would suggest getting a job. Like the rest of us.

Piss + Job - Does not compute!

Piss + handjob -- ring any bells?

I believe one ladies husband was preparing to ring your bell last night.

Piss is a very misunderstood young fellow, if only more people would try and appreciate the youth of today..........

For being witty and charming?

Nah, for trying to touch his wife up!

That old bird?