I am an Indonesian girl, 28 years old, live in Jakarta, university graduated. I speak fluently English and I would like to give a private class Indonesian language.

hmm what are the chances this posting will receive respectful and serious inquiries?

How much would you charge for a one-hour lesson? Polisi Cakep and Witty Shandle need some lessons, in being halus and basa-basi if nothing else.

I've been a bad boy, Miss.

Also, your English could do with some work. Luckily, I run my own language school.




My revolutionary method penetrates deeply into the fundamentals and so on et cetera

Reminds me of riccardo's old Japanese teacher from EEC Slipi. Some of the locals mocked her, but he always stood up for her.

Dilli, what was her original post?

The full html weblink to laugh she did not know how to shorten in with :word-in this case being laugh:

Unlike which is simple

Please teach me the language of violence.

Watch south park.

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.

I'm very interested, please PM me for the details.

"fluently English" & "give a private class Indonesian Language"

Needs a little polishing I think!

i am serious tho..

I speak Weirdlish fluently, and I can give you a lesson or two for free.

You say you're serious, and yet you haven't replied to my very earnest PM yet.

Just because you include an snapshot of your throbbing, uncircumcised member, that doesn't qualify you as earnest.

clearly a different polisi cepek to the one i know

you're too poor and ugly. 0101 is clearly a lady of refinement.

Polisi is to refinement what I am to emm, err refinement!

Just give the girl a break, she's trying to make an earnest living.

How did you know I'm circumcised, WH?

your better half mentioned it the other night. She's not too happy about the situation, but i guess there's not a lot that can be done now

the piranas won't be satisfied until there's not a shred of flesh left ...

Now there's a novel means of circumcision. If only Piss had gone that route, he could've sold the video to an extreme adventure cable show.

he could still send the video to an extreme adventure cable show.

Polisi Cepek, my heartfelt apologies. I assumed too much, thus making an ass out of u and me.

And d.

Was your foreskin swallowed by another woman so that she would no longer be barren?

And are you aware of foreskin regeneration?

P.S. All links are clean and sober, but click around the last two sites and you will see graphic images.

P.P.S. Yes, I googled "foreskin." Doing the work so you don't have to. I didn't enjoy it.

P.P.P.S. I fucking didn't, ok? Look, just drop it.

I can imagine the scene as I pass through the many metal detectors in Jakarta with that stainless steel number in my pants.

Has anyone had a PM replied to by this prospective teacher? Maybe she doesn't know how they work.

Pirana's?, teenagers you mean. This kind of chat reminds me of junior high school....

We're old, but we're young at heart.

Like my good buddy Tyce Bune always says: The wisest man keeps the heart of a child.

What school did you go to?

What school did you go to? [/quote]

My god, the level of education here is even lower then I thought....
You never heard of junior high school????

Poor you, you are even worse than I thought

Greetz

Stop insulting people!


This place is more of an outlet of rants than a place of discussion, actually.

So what, we said some stupid remarks, so did you. But it will be stupider to really think that you're the smarter one around.

JakChat: Think you know Indonesia? You don't know Jak.

Tyce Bune aint no dummy, sucka. Pity those fools.

Me insulting people????
Well... after the adolescent level remarks I see here I think its nothing more then normal how I react.

But to be honest, I start to like it here, nice to talk with a bunch of people that talk on the level of what I was used to in junior high.
Brings back good memories.. he he he

Remember Tyce Bune?

No, and whats your point????

Pathetic, can not find better words for it....

Point? There is no point.


Quite, although you could always improve your word power by watching some of Tyce Bune's films.

If there is no point. why mention it????

my god......

How stupid can one be......

ohhhhh..... yeah... I almost forgot....
Teenage thoughts.....

Ha ha ha ha

Sorry, long time ago for me. have to get into that kind of thinking aagin.....

Give me some time please....

Greetz

Ok.... a little try from me.

"fight club"!!!

I know, maybe not the same way but you have to admit....
I do my best.....

Also no point, but nice movie..

Right???

As Tyce Bune used to say: Even pathetic fools find bigger fools to respond to them online.

In addition to "fight club" another good movie is Weekend At Bernies 2.

Well... then that makes you one of them.

be careful Ken, Kemi's in to pirated DVD's, he will make 1 call and stop your supply......

If you dear to say where your supply comes from it only takes one call to do that....

try me.....

but ok, I forgot, only cowards around here...
so only teenager bullshit comment again I think....

wow,I start to really love this forum.......

You dont appear to be making many friends Kem, admittedly the "cut & thrust" can appear stupid, but, if you go with the flow you'll notice that it is all lighthearted....

If there is someone who you really dont like there is always an option

Not allowed.....

if you call "all lighthearted" the way people react to a serious advert to save her mum's life i think you have a different idea about this issue.

I simply call it rude and for sure NOT acceptable....

Greetz

It seems that you are in possession of hitherto unimparted information. At no point anywhere in this thread has there been any mention of lifesaving nor her mother.

And the people that think that they can get away with this will find out and better start to behave. if not?, I will make them behave.

One of them I already have his address... stupid as he was giving that to me...
You will find out.
Soon he will start to behave and stop calling people dickheads without any reason.
you will see