welcome to the real world ...

Your "real" world, not mine.

At least get a fucking car if you are going to be a gangster - you can hardly turn up on a becak with your violin case.

If you can't handle the car, then I know for a good Dokar, though you'll have to make sure the horse doesn't get caught in the crossfire.

cars are an abomination! hate the things!

I really think that the Kray twins, even in their current state of decomposition have little to worry about.



Actually I don't think Bab's Windsor has that much to worry about either.

It's all very much at odds with this new gangster image.

"Crusher" Dean and his horse Bob, caught in the crossfire during the shootout at Okusi Corral.

"Crusher" KuKu the Godfather of Jaksa collecting a few unpaid KITAS application fees.

"What's the Captain's IP address?"




Kuku preparing to make an offer the Cap'n can't refuse.

Lest i be accused of bias...


I think you're all a bunch of cunts.

now you're just exaggerating, capt. that would *never* happen. okusi is strictly cash. in advance.

118.173.250.12

Yes of course it is.

Hadn't you better edit the other one if names are an issue?

Actually, since we are on the subject, how much do you charge Crusher for a good clean hit? Don't worry out disposal costs if there are not traces. No name no pack drill etc.

Price and timescale, and is it subject to PPN?

"good, clean hits" are not my department.

for most indonesian evil-doers, i find it sufficient to put on a uniform (any will do), creep up on them, and shout "boo!". achieves the objective.

and yes, PPn applies.

No no no, we've already discussed the ethics and the facilitation, we are now only discussing the price.

When you say you can't do clean hits, do you mean you use a shredder or get one of the wives to turn the remains into Jaksa Bakso?

how much you got? how much is it worth? (+ PPn)


i am not at liberty to disclose that information.

I think it would be easier to just deal with Tommy S, at least I'd know that it would stay confidential

oh yes, tommy is a true professional.

Well at least it would get done, using you the target would die of old age first.

Talk about courgettes thinking that they are cucumbers.

You've really got to take this "Godfather" stuff seriously Crusher, if not settle down and just do normal shit like the rest of us do to pay the bills.

"and just do normal shit like the rest of us do to pay the bills."



Captainey kind off stuff?

_{Been waiting ages to use this one}

Oi! They were plaster casts of vaginas - that's art, that is.

Couldn't be arsed to wait until their next boring talk about cars or motorbikes:

Nice One Ken.....your tattyshop has improved

Call it "google image search", which also unearthed the Captain's stance on the perennial, stupid "hello mister" debate:

Was it worth photoshopping crudely?