Hi there, I'm looking for a 24/7 maid/sex slave. Must be completely submissive and prepared to make love to other women, or cucumbers, at my command.

Competitive renumeration.

(Outfits provided)

You gotta be kidding me!!! Cucumber?!?!

If there is such thing, i don't think you can afford it..............

Yes there is such a thing, in fact there are several varieties, with the Lebanese cucumber dominating the market in seems, in the asia-pacific.

PopJocks, you can look it up on yahoogroups for SM community in Jakarta, I forgot the name. They might help you out.

What has SM got to do with the price of cucumbers?

What? Do they sell cucumbers on Yahoo now?

This could be interesting...(grabs Emma's )

Actually pop, I did see a girl several years ago, she was really in to pain, she was only happy after having her ass whipped to a color of black and blue. Daddy was one of 3 commissioners for Caterpillar here. Lost touch when she went to Singapore for a higher education..........

Found her here in the Jakarta slave bdsm section...........http://alt.com/

I'll tell ya dude, it will be hard to find those kind of maids. Must be a complete dimwit with nothing else going in her life. Good luck.

But what about the cucumbers? Is it hard to find good cucumbers?

I haven't had sex for a long time that I actually found phallic type of veggies interesting, LOL. Where do u live? Try Foodhall and Ranchmarket.

Thanks! Cucumbers.... check!

MW, where is Foodhall, never heard of it..........

...maybe it requires a "special kind of maid" to find it ;P

Wish me luck!

Viper - Sogo, perhaps they only have Foodhall at PIM, am not sure, I always buy my groceries there... They have bacons! lol, and stuff that u wouldn't normally find in local market.

Now I am curious, what's in the "competitive renumeration"?

Gotcha, use to go to the one at Plaza Indonesia quite often, have not been there in a couple of years, sometimes drop by the one in Senayan Plaza but normally hit Ranch on Mampang, only 3 klics away from the house........

He meant "competitive remuneration" - means a competitive pay.

No I didn't. I meant reNUMeration.

Poppa pay exclusively in num-nums.

They have Ranch on Mampang?

i'm your man....pm me PJ.....soon

don't ever go to ranch market mampang...full of silveries

I'm a Dom now, I wanna tie someone up.

Very difficult. Better taking a normal cucumber and making it a good one!

That is clearly a courgette.

Busted...in my defence it was the only similar looking vegetable

oh crap. a courgette is just an immature cucumber.

alot you know about vegetables. American?

I wonder why?

happens to me all the time.

Use Gaffer tape

Why'd he have to ruin everything with the tits?

Oh Dill.. that's so mean! - I just choose not to fool around and wait, I have enough of wasting my time with assholes and jerks.

Hey Hey Hey - less of that, there are other expat sites you could visit you know?

I'm not talking about you guys, I'm talking about relationships in my life, that I have met a lot of assholes and jerks, and I have enough of that.

yep, no assholes or jerks here, that's for sure! oh yes.

It was posted in jest and hopefully was taken as such...

Oh yeah, best Ranch in jakarta as far as we are concerned, on the south to north side of mampang and just north (maybe 200m) of the large intersection where republica newspaper office is. Entrance is in on the left half way up the hill.........

Witty, the only silveries in Ranch Mampang are the eggplants.........

I know, I didn't take it seriously. The problem with writing is that you can't really tell.

By the way, you guys always amused me in your collection of pictures and gif animations... Where did u get those?

I think I know where it is.

that's what emoticons are for!! etc etc

Then let's do a pop quiz shall we?

Translate this:

:shesca: :wadda: :bitch:

hey, those are three words!!!

yeah, ok, i'm still looking for pictures for them.