USD1=IDR (09 Jan 09) 11,050 IDX (09 Jan 09) 1,416.7  1.0% JII (09 Jan 09) 232.6 1.8% LQ45 (09 Jan 09) 285.5 1.3% |
|
2925 Members
16 Forums
7665 Topics
88868 Posts
Max Online: 841 @04 Apr 08 14:38
|
|
|
#79533 - 12 Jun 08 15:08
Apple Martini
|
Member+++
Registered: 10 Jun 08
Posts: 390
Loc: 6 o 10' S and 106 o 48'E
|
Here's what I wanna get up to in the morning everyday...
Ingredients:
* 700ml a whole bottle of Gin.
* 700ml sour apple liquor.
* 350ml green apple shnapps or syrup.
Preparation:
1. Pour the ingredients into a shaker with ice cubes.
2. Shake well.
3. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
Enjoy.
Edited by Modern Witch (12 Jun 08 15:09)
_________________________
Hocus Pocus!
--
I joined witchcraft because they promised power, wealth and free cookies.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#79541 - 12 Jun 08 16:47
Re: Apple Martini
[Re: Dilli]
|
Member+
Registered: 15 Jul 07
Posts: 30
Loc: SulSel
|
A woman drunk enough to sleep with me
_________________________
People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#79546 - 12 Jun 08 17:42
Re: Apple Martini
[Re: Dilli]
|
Member+
Registered: 15 Jul 07
Posts: 30
Loc: SulSel
|
Are you saying that those nice ladies down by the port don't realy think I'm a hannsome mister??
Impossible
_________________________
People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#79547 - 12 Jun 08 17:50
Re: Apple Martini
[Re: KaraengLolo]
|
Member+++
Registered: 10 Jun 08
Posts: 390
Loc: 6 o 10' S and 106 o 48'E
|
you're a guy?
_________________________
Hocus Pocus!
--
I joined witchcraft because they promised power, wealth and free cookies.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#79548 - 12 Jun 08 17:53
Re: Apple Martini
[Re: Modern Witch]
|
Member+++
Registered: 10 Jun 08
Posts: 390
Loc: 6 o 10' S and 106 o 48'E
|
The last time I was really really drunk I woke up on my floor with puke all over my silk dress that was ripped (somehow), and I lost my left earring.
_________________________
Hocus Pocus!
--
I joined witchcraft because they promised power, wealth and free cookies.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#79549 - 12 Jun 08 17:55
Re: Apple Martini
[Re: Modern Witch]
|
Pujangga Besar
Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 7759
Loc: Jakarta
|
charmed, i'm sure ...
_________________________
KuKuKaChu: dangerously too sophisticated
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#79551 - 12 Jun 08 18:26
Re: Apple Martini
[Re: Modern Witch]
|
Member+++
Registered: 17 Mar 07
Posts: 474
Loc: Di tengah hutan
|
The last time I was really really drunk I woke up on my floor with puke all over my silk dress that was ripped (somehow), and I lost my left earring. Last friday night? Funny, I woke up with a terrible hangover and a scrotum piercing. I wonder if the two are connected?
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#79557 - 12 Jun 08 18:58
Re: Apple Martini
[Re: Polisi Cepek]
|
Member+++
Registered: 10 Jun 08
Posts: 390
Loc: 6 o 10' S and 106 o 48'E
|
The last time I was really really drunk I woke up on my floor with puke all over my silk dress that was ripped (somehow), and I lost my left earring. Last friday night? Funny, I woke up with a terrible hangover and a scrotum piercing. I wonder if the two are connected? Maybe, because I remembered I was holding a xxs used condom on my right hand, is that yours?
_________________________
Hocus Pocus!
--
I joined witchcraft because they promised power, wealth and free cookies.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#79558 - 12 Jun 08 19:01
Re: Apple Martini
[Re: Modern Witch]
|
Pujangga Besar
Registered: 16 Aug 06
Posts: 3668
Loc: here
|
The last time I was really really drunk I woke up on my floor with puke all over my silk dress that was ripped (somehow), and I lost my left earring. Last friday night? Funny, I woke up with a terrible hangover and a scrotum piercing. I wonder if the two are connected? Maybe, because I remembered I was holding a xxs used condom on my right hand, is that yours? Just when I wondered how long you would last with the smut, I can confirm that you will fit right in.
_________________________
I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#79559 - 12 Jun 08 19:20
Re: Apple Martini
[Re: Modern Witch]
|
Member+++
Registered: 17 Mar 07
Posts: 474
Loc: Di tengah hutan
|
The last time I was really really drunk I woke up on my floor with puke all over my silk dress that was ripped (somehow), and I lost my left earring. Last friday night? Funny, I woke up with a terrible hangover and a scrotum piercing. I wonder if the two are connected? Maybe, because I remembered I was holding a xxs used condom on my right hand, is that yours? Only if there was a vibrating butt plug inside. And a well lubricated goat grazing nearby.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#79560 - 12 Jun 08 20:04
Re: Apple Martini
[Re: Polisi Cepek]
|
Member+++
Registered: 10 Jun 08
Posts: 390
Loc: 6 o 10' S and 106 o 48'E
|
The last time I was really really drunk I woke up on my floor with puke all over my silk dress that was ripped (somehow), and I lost my left earring. Last friday night? Funny, I woke up with a terrible hangover and a scrotum piercing. I wonder if the two are connected? Maybe, because I remembered I was holding a xxs used condom on my right hand, is that yours? Only if there was a vibrating butt plug inside. And a well lubricated goat grazing nearby. Dang it, it WAS you! lol.
_________________________
Hocus Pocus!
--
I joined witchcraft because they promised power, wealth and free cookies.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#79565 - 12 Jun 08 20:45
Re: Apple Martini
[Re: Modern Witch]
|
Pooh Bah
Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 10720
Loc: Nearest Bar
|
The last time I was really really drunk I woke up on my floor with puke all over my silk dress that was ripped (somehow), and I lost my left earring. My kind of girl!
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#79597 - 13 Jun 08 02:56
Re: Apple Martini
[Re: Dilli]
|
Member+++
Registered: 10 Jun 08
Posts: 390
Loc: 6 o 10' S and 106 o 48'E
|
Oh, I haven't mention the time when I was so drunk I "married" 2 guys in one night in Amsterdam. Thank god they're my best friends, so they're okay the next morning. What's more embarrassing is when they actually recorded when I kneel down and asked them to marry me.
LOL.
Woke up and saw them lying around on the floor. We didn't do anything, cause M is gay and D... well, he is my ex bf.
So phew...
_________________________
Hocus Pocus!
--
I joined witchcraft because they promised power, wealth and free cookies.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
4
|
|
5
|
6
|
7
|
8
|
9
|
10
|
11
|
|
12
|
13
|
14
|
15
|
16
|
17
|
18
|
|
19
|
20
|
21
|
22
|
23
|
24
|
25
|
|
26
|
27
|
28
|
29
|
30
|
31
|
|
|
NSFL
Not Safe For Life. Goes a step beyond NSFW, because it doesn't matter where you view the material; you will be scarred.
Why did I click on goatse? That shit is NSFL
|
|
|
Previous Topic
Index
