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#78933 - 07 Jun 08 19:47 Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta
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 Originally Posted By: Els
That's exactly why I said genuine. I work with some really well qualified and experienced locals and expats from other Asian countries. I'll just have to live in hope that someone relevant from this region will happen upon my post.


Hmm, lone bule seeks same to share her pain? a/s/l?

Double pass.

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#78934 - 07 Jun 08 19:50 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: Vulgarian]
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 Originally Posted By: Vulgarian
 Originally Posted By: Els
That's exactly why I said genuine. I work with some really well qualified and experienced locals and expats from other Asian countries. I'll just have to live in hope that someone relevant from this region will happen upon my post.


Hmm, lone bule seeks same to share her pain? a/s/l?

Double pass.




S/M Slut...........
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This is one of those "Half full, Half empt..shit I just spilled the glass in my lap" observations, isn't it?

The only Faith that people really have to lose, is faith in themselves...........

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#78935 - 07 Jun 08 19:53 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: viperaberushitam]
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 Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam
S/M Slut...........


Mum? Is that you?

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#78936 - 07 Jun 08 19:57 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: Vulgarian]
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Son........You left and said you were just going to the corner for a pack of cigarettes, that was 6 years ago
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This is one of those "Half full, Half empt..shit I just spilled the glass in my lap" observations, isn't it?

The only Faith that people really have to lose, is faith in themselves...........

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#78937 - 07 Jun 08 20:00 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: viperaberushitam]
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Dad was touching me up.


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#78938 - 07 Jun 08 20:02 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: Vulgarian]
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 Originally Posted By: Vulgarian
Dad was touching me up.




Your father has always had a wandering eye, I know it's not right but he is dashing when he put's his uniform on and makes me call him Captain.............
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This is one of those "Half full, Half empt..shit I just spilled the glass in my lap" observations, isn't it?

The only Faith that people really have to lose, is faith in themselves...........

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#78939 - 07 Jun 08 20:06 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: viperaberushitam]
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But the things he did with his baton make me shudder to this day.

Not in a good way.

Well, not entirely.

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#78940 - 07 Jun 08 20:23 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: Vulgarian]
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Don't talk so badly about our Captain, before the crisis here he made a good living for us teaching English during the day to the kiddies and teaching kiddie fiddling to the expats at night, it was said by some that he was the best they ever had............


Edited by viperaberushitam (07 Jun 08 20:29)
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This is one of those "Half full, Half empt..shit I just spilled the glass in my lap" observations, isn't it?

The only Faith that people really have to lose, is faith in themselves...........

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#78942 - 07 Jun 08 20:32 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: viperaberushitam]
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#78944 - 07 Jun 08 20:38 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: Vulgarian]
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Come home son, he has missed you so much............he still has that ballerina outfit he loved to see you in.........


Edited by viperaberushitam (07 Jun 08 20:39)
_________________________
This is one of those "Half full, Half empt..shit I just spilled the glass in my lap" observations, isn't it?

The only Faith that people really have to lose, is faith in themselves...........

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#78946 - 07 Jun 08 20:43 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: viperaberushitam]
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#78949 - 07 Jun 08 21:06 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: Vulgarian]
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Oh Hon you will never be an ugly duckling, if you come back your Captain has promised to pass the "baton" to you..........
_________________________
This is one of those "Half full, Half empt..shit I just spilled the glass in my lap" observations, isn't it?

The only Faith that people really have to lose, is faith in themselves...........

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#78950 - 07 Jun 08 21:10 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: viperaberushitam]
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#78951 - 07 Jun 08 21:18 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: Vulgarian]
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 Originally Posted By: Vulgarian



Son, you remember family night together, I'm touched...........
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This is one of those "Half full, Half empt..shit I just spilled the glass in my lap" observations, isn't it?

The only Faith that people really have to lose, is faith in themselves...........

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#78952 - 07 Jun 08 21:25 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: viperaberushitam]
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Not as deeply as I was. To this day, I still can't walk straight.

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#78953 - 07 Jun 08 21:36 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: Vulgarian]
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The Captain remembers that special night as if it was last night...............actually it was, your brother is visiting.....and as he does with you boys, the Captain had his way with Tiny Tim......


Edited by viperaberushitam (07 Jun 08 21:42)
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This is one of those "Half full, Half empt..shit I just spilled the glass in my lap" observations, isn't it?

The only Faith that people really have to lose, is faith in themselves...........

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#78954 - 07 Jun 08 22:03 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: viperaberushitam]
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#78955 - 07 Jun 08 22:25 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: Vulgarian]
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We ran out of lube, the Captain had his way and now poor, sore Tim needs one of these.........



Edited by viperaberushitam (07 Jun 08 22:39)
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This is one of those "Half full, Half empt..shit I just spilled the glass in my lap" observations, isn't it?

The only Faith that people really have to lose, is faith in themselves...........

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#78956 - 07 Jun 08 22:49 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: viperaberushitam]
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I think you mean one of these



with one of these in the Cap'n's hands




LEAVE TIMMY ALONE!



Edited by Vulgarian (08 Jun 08 00:59)

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#79047 - 09 Jun 08 00:36 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: Vulgarian]
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Well, I suppose it's better off here, but Richard Carpenter's just joined the original thread. How can I bait him now? It's a fix, a fix I tells ya!

P.S. It was probably the picture above that sealed the original thread's fate, but I hope you all appreciate the dedication shown by scanning though google images for "animal speculum."

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#79059 - 09 Jun 08 11:10 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: Vulgarian]
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 Originally Posted By: Vulgarian
Well, I suppose it's better off here, but Richard Carpenter's just joined the original thread. How can I bait him now? It's a fix, a fix I tells ya!

P.S. It was probably the picture above that sealed the original thread's fate, but I hope you all appreciate the dedication shown by scanning though google images for "animal speculum."


No need to search the 'net dear chap, a simple email to the snake would suffice, his extensive library of images would surely yield a picture of a furry mammal with a test tube up it's arse, failing that a picture of his ex would suffice.
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik

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#79118 - 09 Jun 08 16:36 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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 Originally Posted By: Capt. Mainwaring
 Originally Posted By: Vulgarian
Well, I suppose it's better off here, but Richard Carpenter's just joined the original thread. How can I bait him now? It's a fix, a fix I tells ya!

P.S. It was probably the picture above that sealed the original thread's fate, but I hope you all appreciate the dedication shown by scanning though google images for "animal speculum."


No need to search the 'net dear chap, a simple email to the snake would suffice, his extensive library of images would surely yield a picture of a furry mammal with a test tube up it's arse, failing that a picture of his ex would suffice.




I have no "ex" Capt. only a present/future, but it would seem you have neither.............
_________________________
This is one of those "Half full, Half empt..shit I just spilled the glass in my lap" observations, isn't it?

The only Faith that people really have to lose, is faith in themselves...........

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#79122 - 09 Jun 08 17:16 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: viperaberushitam]
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 Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam
 Originally Posted By: Capt. Mainwaring
 Originally Posted By: Vulgarian
Well, I suppose it's better off here, but Richard Carpenter's just joined the original thread. How can I bait him now? It's a fix, a fix I tells ya!

P.S. It was probably the picture above that sealed the original thread's fate, but I hope you all appreciate the dedication shown by scanning though google images for "animal speculum."


No need to search the 'net dear chap, a simple email to the snake would suffice, his extensive library of images would surely yield a picture of a furry mammal with a test tube up it's arse, failing that a picture of his ex would suffice.




I have no "ex" Capt. only a present/future, but it would seem you have neither.............


How fortuitous that this thread should cross with the other.

Are you telling me now that your frottage with your little swamp duck was nothing?

In my experience many Jakarta expats don't have a past, least not one that anyone but the fraud squad would be interested in.
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik

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#79126 - 09 Jun 08 17:48 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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 Originally Posted By: Capt. Mainwaring
 Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam
 Originally Posted By: Capt. Mainwaring
 Originally Posted By: Vulgarian
Well, I suppose it's better off here, but Richard Carpenter's just joined the original thread. How can I bait him now? It's a fix, a fix I tells ya!

P.S. It was probably the picture above that sealed the original thread's fate, but I hope you all appreciate the dedication shown by scanning though google images for "animal speculum."


No need to search the 'net dear chap, a simple email to the snake would suffice, his extensive library of images would surely yield a picture of a furry mammal with a test tube up it's arse, failing that a picture of his ex would suffice.




I have no "ex" Capt. only a present/future, but it would seem you have neither.............


How fortuitous that this thread should cross with the other.

Are you telling me now that your frottage with your little swamp duck was nothing?

In my experience many Jakarta expats don't have a past, least not one that anyone but the fraud squad would be interested in.



Frottage? Swamp Duck? Sorry Capt, but please speak English and personally I am not in to bestiality but from my extensive selection of pictures I do have a picture of you with your favorite "swamp duck"...........

_________________________
This is one of those "Half full, Half empt..shit I just spilled the glass in my lap" observations, isn't it?

The only Faith that people really have to lose, is faith in themselves...........

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#79160 - 10 Jun 08 00:56 Re: Speech therapist /Speech and drama teacher in South Jakarta [Re: viperaberushitam]
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Oo-er, missus

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