Kiddy Fiddlers, all of them, almost as bad as Ozzies

kirun's having the last laugh i reckon...His (real) english is well nigh perfect and he never ripped any pages out of his passport

You think so?

Without a doubt Kirun is one of these guys who can go through life leaving a trail of twisted metal, brimstone and devastation behind him without suffering a scratch. Kirun is the guy who walks across the runway after the 747 crash, with a light haze of smoke coming from his shoes.

I would have said clog, but for the embassy comment.

Well i hope you're right and i'm wrong cap'n for it would mean that, instead of kirun being another cynical smartass taking the piss, he really is a sincere pollyanaesque sap of a sweety. I mean, he even responds to your finest insults with his big happy-go-lucky grin- and that's not on is it?--Are there people really like that????? Kirun's actually being Kirun of western europe would be a life affirmer for this shitty sandal knob

It's just not possible for someone to be so thick with only one head - it surely cannot be for real?

And you're right of course, the very least he can do is to respond properly like JHVH1 when he was chastised for paying a silvery to sit down and then slung out of the toilet by a dwarf.

That should be a VISA/Mastercard commercial.....
Rp10,000 for an immigration application form...
Rp250,000 for visa extension

Being allowed to stay in a country where you can pay more bribes.....PRICELESS

There are countries that don't allow bribes, but for everything else, there is INDONESIA!

And trust me, it might be worth its weight in gold sometimes...

Hey fellas!
Guess what just happened to this poor soul?!
I entered CGK with my not yet replaced passport, and I couldn't believe it, but the SAME fucking guy that chatched me in April, got me this time too!! And this time he just put up a big grin on his face!
I spent 2 hours in the imigrasi office there, and this time I ended up paying 600k in bribes.
I don't have time to get a new passport, but I have a solution for everything... Problem is the sticky pages which are missing the stickers. I was recently in Cambodia and got a visa per e-mail. I am now going to print out some more copies of these and attach to the sticky pages, so hopefully this story can end..

haha, I asked if I could take a photo of the officer (I wish I could post it here), but he refused.

Some people never learn. I think the addition of bogus visa's will attract even more unwanted attention.

how did you enter with a not yet replaced passport???

The sentence is not logical to you?

Maybe. Guess I need to continue paying bribes until I got the time to get a new passport. By the way, I just figured out that I can in fact apply for two passports, will certainly do next time.

you mean your old passport??? the one you ripped pages out of, put in fake visas, and left all sticky...strange they pulled you up on that...how did you recognize the official??? don't they all look the same??

Dont encourage him, I would have thought once bitten twice shy would apply but apparently not!

you know me...love to be bitten

teeth marks on the old todger.

Anybody knows how many blank passport pages are required to apply for sosbud visa in Singapore?

stop it please..you're killing me

It was meant as a serious question.
Maybe I should make a new profile and ask the same question again...

How about changing your name to Kirun?

Why, Kirun ain't my real name.

is Brown Bear your real name?? Is it the name in your passport?? or don't you have that page?

Is witty handle your real name? What pages I have in my passport is my own fucking business.

Mister Bear / Kirun, there is a possibility that you bring misfortune upon yourself.

Now - if you want advice here, I woud suggest that you act on it, for example, get a new fucking passport and stop asking questions about how to travel and obtain visa's with your defaced passport!

no, don't do what dilli says, BB! we need the entertainment!