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#77675 - 18 May 08 09:29 Lemon Fucking Chicken
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Breakfast this morning consisted of this..

Fry 2 chopped-up chicken breasts in oil till they're brownish.
Take them out of the pan.

Using the same pan, mix 150ml of chicken stock, the juice and zest of half a lemon, a tablespoon (or more if needed) of cornflour mixed with some cold water, and a splash of milk (about 100ml, but precision is unimportant).

Add seasoning to taste (a bit of ground pepper works well).
Bring it to the boil and then simmer it, stirring until it thickens. Not really thick like custard or anything, just thick like a nice thick sauce.

Then chuck the chicken back in and let it cook for about 10 minutes.

Serve with whatever the fuck you want to serve it with. I had it with fucking noodles....
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#77680 - 18 May 08 11:04 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: Dilli]
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Fuck that, I want some good thick smoked back bacon grilled until the fat is crispy and served on a well fire Glasgow roll, with a good cup of tea to wash it down!!!

Boy do I miss good well fired rolls!!!
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#77681 - 18 May 08 11:12 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: v8dave]
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1 bowl.
pour in rice krispies to suit your appetite
pour in milk (uht ultra reccommended) to suit
fetch spoon
lets go
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#77683 - 18 May 08 11:20 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: witty handle]
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You can only seem to be able to buy wee boxes of Rice Krispies here so they only last 2 or 3 days at the most and I love a big bowl of these in the morning. (before the bacon roll that is)
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#77686 - 18 May 08 11:33 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: witty handle]
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 Originally Posted By: witty handle
1 bowl.
pour in rice krispies to suit your appetite
pour in milk (uht ultra reccommended) to suit
fetch spoon
lets go


Almost as simple as my classic recipe for bakso (repeated for those who came in hungry)


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#77688 - 18 May 08 11:41 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: kenyeung]
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Ha ha ha
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#77690 - 18 May 08 13:06 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: v8dave]
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 Originally Posted By: v8dave
You can only seem to be able to buy wee boxes of Rice Krispies here so they only last 2 or 3 days at the most and I love a big bowl of these in the morning. (before the bacon roll that is)


Do you deep fry them and serve them with Irn-Bru?
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#77691 - 18 May 08 13:08 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: Dilli]
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 Originally Posted By: Dilli
Breakfast this morning consisted of this..

Fry 2 chopped-up chicken breasts in oil till they're brownish.
Take them out of the pan.

Using the same pan, mix 150ml of chicken stock, the juice and zest of half a lemon, a tablespoon (or more if needed) of cornflour mixed with some cold water, and a splash of milk (about 100ml, but precision is unimportant).

Add seasoning to taste (a bit of ground pepper works well).
Bring it to the boil and then simmer it, stirring until it thickens. Not really thick like custard or anything, just thick like a nice thick sauce.

Then chuck the chicken back in and let it cook for about 10 minutes.

Serve with whatever the fuck you want to serve it with. I had it with fucking noodles....


Good god, why didn't you just coat the chicken in bloody solvite and be done with it?

Fried chicken for breakfast is just fine, but to serve it with glue? Only a jock would do that.
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#77692 - 18 May 08 13:08 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Essential dietary requirement!
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#77693 - 18 May 08 13:12 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: Dilli]
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Also, for a special treat

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#77694 - 18 May 08 13:13 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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 Originally Posted By: Capt. Mainwaring
Do you deep fry them and serve them with Irn-Bru?


Nope. But Irn-Bru goes well with these.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotch_pie

Another thing I miss!!!!
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#77696 - 18 May 08 13:15 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: v8dave]
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Or how about Sop Buntut, Scottish style!!

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#77706 - 18 May 08 14:03 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: v8dave]
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 Originally Posted By: v8dave
 Originally Posted By: Capt. Mainwaring
Do you deep fry them and serve them with Irn-Bru?


Nope. But Irn-Bru goes well with these.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotch_pie

Another thing I miss!!!!


Oh, that's what you want the lard for. Why not just put the meat straight into a cardboard box and serve it with baked beans?

Well we may be consider a bit backwards in JATIM, but we have no trouble getting a damned good pie.
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#77708 - 18 May 08 14:07 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: v8dave]
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 Originally Posted By: v8dave
Or how about Sop Buntut, Scottish style!!




Ah yes, Audrey Baxter.

It's a tin of fucking soup and the old bitch sits there wetting her knickers over the celery.

 Quote:
The Baxters story begins in 1868 when, with a little encouragement, George Baxter borrowed £100 from an uncle and other relatives, and opened a small grocery shop in Fochabers


And I bet the fucker still hasn't paid back the £100.
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#77710 - 18 May 08 14:27 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#77713 - 18 May 08 14:40 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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#77727 - 18 May 08 21:31 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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 Originally Posted By: Capt. Mainwaring
Oh, that's what you want the lard for. Why not just put the meat straight into a cardboard box and serve it with baked beans?

Well we may be consider a bit backwards in JATIM, but we have no trouble getting a damned good pie.


Unless you have tried a real and proper Scotch pipe you would consider any pie good. After a taste of one of these, all others pies are shite!!!
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#77730 - 18 May 08 21:42 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: v8dave]
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^This
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#77748 - 18 May 08 22:19 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: Dilli]
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#77749 - 18 May 08 22:35 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: Roy's Hair]
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What the fuck is the Lard Information Council or LIC for short...........
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#77750 - 18 May 08 22:54 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: viperaberushitam]
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I went looking for this LIC on Goggle and this was one of the links that came up.........

Buying crack from your mom's pimp
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#77752 - 18 May 08 23:34 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: v8dave]
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 Originally Posted By: v8dave
 Originally Posted By: Capt. Mainwaring
Oh, that's what you want the lard for. Why not just put the meat straight into a cardboard box and serve it with baked beans?

Well we may be consider a bit backwards in JATIM, but we have no trouble getting a damned good pie.


Unless you have tried a real and proper Scotch pipe you would consider any pie good. After a taste of one of these, all others pies are shite!!!


David, it's a fucking pie.
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#82600 - 24 Jul 08 15:42 Re: Lemon Fucking Chicken [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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I wonder if the department buyer of pork at your local supermarket is muslim...
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