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#76047 - 06 May 08 00:56 hello everyone
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...hello

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#76051 - 06 May 08 06:05 Re: hello everyone [Re: HyPnOTiC]
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Emm, err, Hello! Can you slide that top down a bit?
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#76053 - 06 May 08 07:15 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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she's too expensive for you, dill.

what's more, those high-heals look lethal.
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#76055 - 06 May 08 07:42 Re: hello everyone [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Who cares, I live right on the edge!

Note: Do you think she wears stockings and suspenders as well?
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#76057 - 06 May 08 07:45 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
Note: Do you think she wears stockings and suspenders as well?

i would think that would be a professional obligation.
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#76058 - 06 May 08 07:47 Re: hello everyone [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Your advertising campaign seems to be attracting a higher class of noobie.....
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#76060 - 06 May 08 07:52 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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yes, they all seem to be high class. is this a problem??
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#76063 - 06 May 08 07:54 Re: hello everyone [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Nope, I'll have to look out the sheepskin shagging rug, the champagne flutes and the seductive background music.

At least it means I dont need the Bintang, Ashtray and Newspaper's on the floor which always worked for Lulu!
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#76064 - 06 May 08 08:02 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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newspaper? i hope you lashed out and bought Kompas, and not that grubby pos kota you usually read.
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#76066 - 06 May 08 08:04 Re: hello everyone [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Nah, I used the special offers newsheet they give away free from Carrefour.
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#76071 - 06 May 08 09:24 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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Oh dear ... please excuse the keen nature of the older gentlemen of JakChat. They get over excited at times. Welcome to JakChat .. I would say hello too but the Mrs watches everything I post. hehe

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#76072 - 06 May 08 09:40 Re: hello everyone [Re: chewwyUK]
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Quoting: chewwyUK
Oh dear ... please excuse the keen nature of the older gentlemen of JakChat. They get over excited at times. Welcome to JakChat .. I would say hello too but the Mrs watches everything I post. hehe



She needs to as well, seeing as you are a supperating mass of hormonal activity!
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#76088 - 06 May 08 14:58 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli

She needs to as well, seeing as you are a supperating mass of hormonal activity!


Well two out of four isn't bad.

Peggy seems to have the answer.

Quote:
My Husky has supperating, draining sticky raw patches on his back. This has been going on for nine months. We have treated the spots with Animax ointment (nystatin-neomycin sulfate-thiostrepton-triamcinolone acetonide) and, after the sores dry up, with Gentocin Topical Spray. Although the lesions clear up, they re-appear in the same general area. The vet has shaved this area before applying medications. He has had steroid shots on two occasions, which has helped to speed up his recovery. What is going on with him? The vet has ruled out ringworm. He does not lick the spots as he cannot reach them. He is an indoor dog. Thank you. Peggy Manley, Austin, TX
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#76089 - 06 May 08 16:16 Re: hello everyone [Re: HyPnOTiC]
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..im soo new here ..btw i do wear stockings & jarretel :-D have a great day guys..

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#76091 - 06 May 08 16:50 Re: hello everyone [Re: HyPnOTiC]
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I bloody well knew it....psychic me!
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#76095 - 06 May 08 17:35 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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guys.. guys... down guys.. be good.

welcome hypnotic and have fun here. it's nice to see a new member create so much excitement.
this reminds me of that one time when i threw a little boy towards a bunch of catholic priests.

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#76100 - 06 May 08 18:01 Re: hello everyone [Re: bruxellois]
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Quoting: bruxellois
guys.. guys... down guys.. be good.

welcome hypnotic and have fun here. it's nice to see a new member create so much excitement.
this reminds me of that one time when i threw a little boy towards a bunch of catholic priests.



"wait until I get to the bottom of this Paige"
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik

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#76101 - 06 May 08 18:05 Re: hello everyone [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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And on a different subject.

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[x] [Dilli] Shooting that talentless drugbucket would be too good for her
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik

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#76104 - 06 May 08 18:45 Re: hello everyone [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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bruxellois..remember 3 years ago in pancake shop in Brussels ;-)

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#76124 - 06 May 08 21:20 Re: hello everyone [Re: HyPnOTiC]
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Quoting: HyPnOTiC
..bruxellois..remember 3 years ago in pancake shop in Brussels ;-)

eh gila!! it's you!!!
hahahha... how are you girl??? long time no see!
of course i remember you, how could i not? still sexy, i see! smile
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#76154 - 07 May 08 00:05 Re: hello everyone [Re: bruxellois]
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Quoting: bruxellois
Quoting: HyPnOTiC
..bruxellois..remember 3 years ago in pancake shop in Brussels ;-)

eh gila!! it's you!!!
hahahha... how are you girl??? long time no see!
of course i remember you, how could i not? still sexy, i see! smile

eh gila!! it's you guys!!!
hahaha... how are you girls??? long time no see!!
of course i remember you both, how could i not? still sexy, i see, three in a pancake shop in Bruseels ;-) In my top 10 threesomes
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#76157 - 07 May 08 06:17 Re: hello everyone [Re: Piss Salon]
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Top 10 threesomes?

Have you forgotten about the visit you made to Tamam Safari?
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#76158 - 07 May 08 06:20 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
Top 10 threesomes?
Have you forgotten about the visit you made to Tamam Safari?


Or that morning in the toilet in Pappa Cafe?

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#76160 - 07 May 08 06:26 Re: hello everyone [Re: kenyeung]
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I am sure there are other toilets that have borne witness to his proclivities!
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#76166 - 07 May 08 07:36 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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then there was the time he passed out in Jalan Jaksa and was spit roasted by WH and RH
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#76168 - 07 May 08 07:38 Re: hello everyone [Re: chewwyUK]
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Far too much information!
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#76178 - 07 May 08 10:18 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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give me a THREESOME


give me a BLOWJOB

give me a HANDJOB

the familiar Piss mantra echoing through our nights
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#76199 - 07 May 08 13:22 Re: hello everyone [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Quoting: Roy's hair
give me a THREESOME

give me a BLOWJOB
give me a HANDJOB
the familiar Piss mantra echoing through our nights


I must admit I have been privy to such chants, usually fueled by excess C2H5OH

On another subject, De Hooi are having thier first birthday bash on Saturday!

Can you keep Piss otherwise occupied?
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#76203 - 07 May 08 13:33 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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De Hooi party? Free booze and a set from Lambert? Hmmm, I'm on the horns of a dilemma here


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#76213 - 07 May 08 13:57 Re: hello everyone [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Did not know Lambert Cohen was playing, I may take the iPod to drown him out!
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#76214 - 07 May 08 13:57 Re: hello everyone [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Quoting: Roy's hair
De Hooi party? Free booze and a set from Lambert? Hmmm, I'm on the horns of a dilemma here


Perhaps we can go for a reggae stroll when the lambert set begins and conveniently return at its finale, risking the possibilities of encores. We can repeat this method for every subsequent set...no horns or dilemnas this way
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#76217 - 07 May 08 13:59 Re: hello everyone [Re: witty handle]
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Which reminds me, the last time I saw Ken Yueng was at the opening of De Hooi where he was off his tit's, presumably having reggae strolled all the way from Jaksa......
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#76218 - 07 May 08 14:03 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
Which reminds me, the last time I saw Ken Yueng was at the opening of De Hooi where he was off his tit's, presumably having reggae strolled all the way from Jaksa......


yes, i remember our kenneth taking a little mid-party nap on that night..he may have strolled there from jaksa, but knowing ken a wee bit, i think it was a reggae-free stroll
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#76235 - 07 May 08 16:16 Re: hello everyone [Re: witty handle]
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Balloon chasers Number 1 Roy's Hair and my able deputy Witty Handle reporting for duty, Dilli Sir! We can confirm all English teachers with the Jabotabek area have begun to rally at the prescribed mustering stations. Trains have been commandeered from the surrounding countryside and from Saturday morning will commence the transportation of English-teaching reservists to aid in the frontal attack on the bar. Our Sumatran reservists are to be expected late for the main attack, but are prepared to climb over the bodies of those who have succumbed to intoxication for the secondary assault on Lambert should he dare to launch a counterattack on our eardrums. Tally-ho.

Please note that I will not be actually involved in commanding the forces because I am a fourth columnist dedicated to watching quietly from the side and writing what I think are amusing observations about the human spirit. And besides that, I am actually a big girl with a slight bump on my elbow.
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#76237 - 07 May 08 16:49 Re: hello everyone [Re: witty handle]
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Quoting: witty handle
i think it was a reggae-free stroll


Quite. Nay tootin for me, as they say on Melati.

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#76238 - 07 May 08 17:04 Re: hello everyone [Re: kenyeung]
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Fuck me gently, looks like a busy week ahead!
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#76240 - 07 May 08 17:25 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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Piss in a bit of a mood today. Just relax baby, my arm's feeling better today after Saturday night's aggressive male bonding session. Next time maybe we could just rub stubble. It's less painful.
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#76241 - 07 May 08 17:29 Re: hello everyone [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Front bottom stubble? I was informed that you have had the old todger de-stubbled....
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#76243 - 07 May 08 17:33 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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Chin stubble I meant. My pods are as smooth as billiard balls. Exquisite.
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#76244 - 07 May 08 17:37 Re: hello everyone [Re: Roy's Hair]
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The exquisite part was missing from Chewwy's description of your transformation from clothed mode to skinny dipping mode last Saturday!
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#76246 - 07 May 08 17:39 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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Well I should hope so if the man's not a left footer. Bit 'o' skinny dipping never did a man no harm though. (except this time, my poor arm etc etc whinge whinge).
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#76247 - 07 May 08 17:42 Re: hello everyone [Re: Roy's Hair]
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It better be in good condition on Saturday for extreme scooping action!
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#76248 - 07 May 08 17:43 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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For the fingers in the ears too
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#76250 - 07 May 08 17:48 Re: hello everyone [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Not to mention maximum frottage action with the staff!
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#76251 - 07 May 08 18:02 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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Oh, yes, message to Piss, do not order the Chicken Wings and throw the bones on the floor.... don't think Bart was too impressed last time

Also, bring the wife, it may stop you from making comments on Rhani's breasts!
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#76252 - 07 May 08 18:03 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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Note to self, go to DH now and make comments on Rhani's Breasts!
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#76254 - 07 May 08 19:21 Re: hello everyone [Re: Dilli]
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There is also a punk rock fiesta at EP Sunday night, including Joe Kidd from Malaysia. And Lambert. So avoid all soap till then a rock along.
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#76255 - 07 May 08 19:21 Re: hello everyone [Re: Piss Salon]
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Quoting: Piss Salon
Balloon chasers Number 1 Roy's Hair and my able deputy Witty Handle reporting for duty, Dilli Sir! We can confirm all English teachers with the Jabotabek area have begun to rally at the prescribed mustering stations. Trains have been commandeered from the surrounding countryside and from Saturday morning will commence the transportation of English-teaching reservists to aid in the frontal attack on the bar.


indeed, us kiddy molesters, as the cap'n might put in, will certainly be there in force as i suspect will a few ex-kiddy molesters who for some reason think that molesting children is something to be ashamed of and looked down on. Go figure.
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#76258 - 07 May 08 19:26 Re: hello everyone [Re: Piss Salon]
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Quoting: Piss Salon
There is also a punk rock fiesta at EP Sunday night, including Joe Kidd from Malaysia. And Lambert. So avoid all soap till then a rock along.


Well acquainted with Joe Kidd (and it's a band not a person by the way for those not in touch with the red hot malaysian rock scene), as lambert, very thoughtfully, decided to put then up at our house on Monday. Charming bunch they are, smoked the house out, kept all the regular inhabitants awake and all for free...apparently lambert failed to alert them to the availability of budget hotels in the jakarta area...and he assures us they may kip over again on the weekend....can't wait.
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#76259 - 07 May 08 19:30 Re: hello everyone [Re: witty handle]
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I warned you. I think Joe Kidd is the guy -- described in Malaysian music mags as the country's founding indie figure -- and the band is Carburetor Dung.
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#76260 - 07 May 08 19:34 Re: hello everyone [Re: Piss Salon]
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Quoting: Piss Salon
I warned you. I think Joe Kidd is the guy -- described in Malaysian music mags as the country's founding indie figure -- and the band is Carburetor Dung.


i'm obviously not as up to speed with the malaysian music scene as i thought...Carburetor Dung are they??? seems about right.
Truly Asia.
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#76261 - 07 May 08 19:36 Re: hello everyone [Re: witty handle]
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Yep
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#76266 - 07 May 08 20:14 Re: hello everyone [Re: Piss Salon]
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Me and the Cap'n are discussing carburetor dung over on the other channel. As for the musical version, being Malaysia's founding indie figure is perhaps something akin to being Cuba's premiere downhill skier.
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