Please send S$500,000 to Bank Central Asia account 0350690869 and I will ship you as much of the former homes of Mr and Mrs Burung Walet.
Oh, and that dictator you have serving as your 'prime minister' must immediately halt Singapore's involvement in illegal logging in Indonesia and the human slave trade. While he's at it he can install free speech and bring about democracy.
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"They were all on the bedroom floor covered in sweat, their stiffened purple tallywhackers pointing in every direction."